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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

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Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:


That pig scares the poo poo out of me.

Edit; I knew that Raccoon looked familiar! Turtle as well, jeez.

Barometer fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Oct 10, 2013

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
I can't pin down what makes this so uncomfortable. Maybe the tree growing out of not-Shrek's head.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





Actually Shrek is arguably a ripoff of Fungus the Bogeyman and not vice versa.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fungus_the_Bogeyman

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Mr. Flunchy posted:

Actually Shrek is arguably a ripoff of Fungus the Bogeyman and not vice versa.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fungus_the_Bogeyman

Fungus may have existed before Shrek but I wouldn't call it a rip off.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Barometer posted:

That pig scares the poo poo out of me.

Edit; I knew that Raccoon looked familiar! Turtle as well, jeez.


Also, like half the supporting cast of Monsters Inc.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

I don't even... what is this? :psyduck:

Shrek's body, the snake from The Wild, various monsters for Monsters Inc and the Racoon and Turtle from Over the Hedge. Also maybe a kid version of the character from The Croods?

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

This has to be a porn.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Friends Are Evil posted:

Netflix's Random Picks feature resulted in my finding this.... thing:



Random Picks is kind of a goldmine for this thread.

This is my friend's favourite film and she has been trying to convince me to watch it for quite some time.

Kramjacks posted:

This has to be a porn.

One would hope so.

Sheldrake
Jul 19, 2006

~pettin in the park~

Kramjacks posted:

This has to be a porn.

It's not. It's like a goofy French riff on Buffy. Lots of fun, from what I remember.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Poster pairs, go.






edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007


Oh hey, it's the Tae Bo guy. I wonder what he's up to now.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
Both of those City Slickers posters are loving awesome. I want the first one framed in my house.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007


Someone set fire to Daniel Stern's shoulder and he couldn't be happier about it.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


I guess I'm finally at the age where certain movies make me feel old--I couldn't believe that Tremors is so old that Kevin Bacon looks young, and now similarly I am amazed at how old City Slickers is.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

poo poo, Wayne's World is now old enough to buy alcohol in the United States.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Did Hulk Hogan ever actually have a sixpack?

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

davidspackage posted:

Did Hulk Hogan ever actually have a sixpack?

I think he has several every night.

:downsrim:

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Vagabundo posted:

Oh hey, it's the Tae Bo guy. I wonder what he's up to now.

Pretty sure he's doing his thing in Japan these days.

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great

davidspackage posted:

Did Hulk Hogan ever actually have a sixpack?

Sadly, no. He delivered them all to André.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

There are too many to post here and some of them are pretty :nws:, so here is a link to a slideshow of character posters for Lars Von Trier's Nymphomaniac.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

davidspackage posted:

Did Hulk Hogan ever actually have a sixpack?

Kind of. During Santa with Muscles was when Hogan decided to get leaner and a lot of people in the wrestling business wondered if he got cancer or something. Once they did the New World Order turn he went on the HGH and got his muscles back.

Santa with Muscles, if I remember correctly, was the film debut of Mila Kunis. If you decide to watch the movie just because I said that, you're creepy.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

Santa with Muscles, if I remember correctly, was the film debut of Mila Kunis. If you decide to watch the movie just because I said that, you're creepy.

Don't worry, nobody is going to watch Santa With Muscles.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

Santa with Muscles, if I remember correctly, was the film debut of Mila Kunis.

Sure was!

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Ez posted:

Don't worry, nobody is going to watch Santa With Muscles.

Almost all of the 90s Hogan movies are unbearably bad but if there's a Rifftrax for them I'd probably buy them. Having BRUTUS THE BARBER BEEFCAKE play an Asian Karate master is probably the worst best film casting choice ever made.

Sheldrake
Jul 19, 2006

~pettin in the park~

The MSJ posted:

There are too many to post here and some of them are pretty :nws:, so here is a link to a slideshow of character posters for Lars Von Trier's Nymphomaniac.

Well, if I ever want to scare my future children into abstinence, that Udo Kier poster is it.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
You'd think they'd spare a film where most of the characters are anonymous character posters.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Well if you wanted to make me pine for the worst of the worst minimalist posters in this thread to bleach out my brain, Lars Von Trier, you've done your job.

pookerbug
Jan 21, 2006

the vitreous humourist

The MSJ posted:

There are too many to post here and some of them are pretty :nws:, so here is a link to a slideshow of character posters for Lars Von Trier's Nymphomaniac.

Yeah I was just about to post these. CommingSoon.net indeed.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




pookerbug posted:

Yeah I was just about to post these. CommingSoon.net indeed.



Poster of the year.

flashy_mcflash posted:

Well if you wanted to make me pine for the worst of the worst minimalist posters in this thread to bleach out my brain, Lars Von Trier, you've done your job.

These posters are outstanding: a great idea, beautifully executed. These are probably the best posters to come out in ages. I feel sorry for you if you're stuck with the kind of repressed puritan mindset that would drive you to want to 'bleach your brain' to get rid of the images.

Necrothatcher fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Oct 10, 2013

BiggestOrangeTree
May 19, 2008

Mr. Flunchy posted:



Poster of the year.

Removed the text at the bottom to make it even better.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Mr. Flunchy posted:


These posters are outstanding: a great idea, beautifully executed. These are probably the best posters to come out in ages. I feel sorry for you if you're stuck with the kind of repressed puritan mindset that would drive you to want to 'bleach your brain' to get rid of the images.

The posters are doing what they intended to do and I don't hate them, just wish I'd seen them after lunch or maybe a few hours before a "never eat anything again" diet.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




flashy_mcflash posted:

The posters are doing what they intended to do and I don't hate them, just wish I'd seen them after lunch or maybe a few hours before a "never eat anything again" diet.

Why does these images make you feel nauseous?

Cpt. Spring Types
Feb 19, 2004

Wait, what?
Yeah those Nymphomaniac posters are really beautifully done. Can't wait to see that film.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Jesus. How old is Mia Goth? She looks like a like a really young highschooler.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth


Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

flashy_mcflash posted:

The posters are doing what they intended to do and I don't hate them, just wish I'd seen them after lunch or maybe a few hours before a "never eat anything again" diet.

They're intended to make people not want to watch the movie?

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
They should go for a super misleading ad campaign. Bill it as a romantic comedy or something.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
The Skarsgard one is absolutely wonderful.

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


There is much potential here.

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