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King Vidiot posted:Eh, well in the amount of time I could stand to spend with it (10 minutes), I can say that the game has problems but they've nothing to do with the graphics or animation. There was obviously care and attention put into making it look good, but the commands are really slow (it takes forever to jump and use your "shield"), combat is pretty boring (but again, nicely animated) and enemies don't really do anything interesting, they just kind of stand around and wait for you to start attacking them. Okay, I played through a little bit too. I am actually very surprised at the quality of the animation, however yes, the huge issue here is that his animations are painfully awkwardly slow. the whole game feels like molasses, especially since I am playing Metal Gear Rising right now. Since your attacks also interrupt enemies, they basically stand there as you wail on them. The voice acting is also funny in the way that only some teenagers saying made up words and trying to sound intimidating can be. The entire thing is also just The Lord of the Rings, (Some scenes in the opening movie are directly scenes from the LotR movies) and the creator does not know what a scythe is. If they sped it up and made the enemies aware of your character before you start stabbing them in the eyes, this could be an okay game. Not something I would pay for or even be inclined to download, but still this is by far the most competent thing I have seen here.
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No Lowtax you're making me actually miss messing around in RPG Maker.Neruz posted:Because as we all know cooked turkeys are the final authority on favorite numbers. AE-35 Unit posted:Crazy Comets for Furnituretopia, Blue Max for the King's castle, Monty on the Run for the battle music, and Robin of the Wood intro when you get to the new castle to name a few. It was fun trying to remember them all!
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Oct 10, 2013 05:07
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Haha, Robin of the Wood was instantly recognizable because it's seared into my memory. The in-game music is so repetitive that it's one of the few games I've ever had to mute in order to finish playing it. It gets really tiring really quickly.
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Oct 10, 2013 05:28
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Ramengank posted:What else have we got? I just noticed that when the evil cooked Cannonballoon fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Oct 10, 2013 |
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Oct 10, 2013 06:03
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Figures he'd quit right at the part I was stuck on. I hope we get to see more RPG Maker LPs in the future. That and bad flash and unity games from Kongregate's Under Judgement section.
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Oct 10, 2013 08:30
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Lowtax posted:No, the king mentions the cooked turkey is an evil trickster. His trick is to ask you what your favorite number is, and always claim that's wrong. He sounds more like a cock than a turkey.
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Oct 10, 2013 08:48
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Lowtax posted:Herein I walkthrough "The King Warrior's Magic Revenge": This was absolutely hilarious, and I hope you continue adding more to it. I hope to see more parodies of VGAs snuck into the regularly-scheduled videos in the future. ComfyPants fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Oct 10, 2013 |
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Oct 10, 2013 08:59
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Lowtax posted:Herein I walkthrough "The King Warrior's Magic Revenge":
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The Kins posted:Is there still a download link for this somewhere? I remember playing it some time ago... The Flash version remake is way better imo.
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Thank you for doing two in-depth walkthroughs, Lowtax. Now I can finally double 100% this masterpiece.
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Oct 10, 2013 14:37
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Lowtax posted:"HEROES COMPANY MODERN TERROR": Man, YouTube!'s new gooey is somehow even worse than it used to be, and it took two days to stream this video of a still image. I know you've been keeping YouTube! on as a personal favour to their beleaguered CEO, but I think you should really consider dropping them as a video host.
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Oct 10, 2013 19:08
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This song already taught me not to go into basements but thanks for the refresher course.
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Oct 10, 2013 19:25
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Oh, I put the Pewdiepie Endurance Challenge back up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX-hu5_HMQc
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Oct 10, 2013 19:38
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Lowtax posted:Oh, I put the Pewdiepie Endurance Challenge back up: Why do you hate us?
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We knew the world would not be the same. Few people laughed, few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, "Now I am become Pewdiepie, destroyer of worlds."
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Oct 10, 2013 20:02
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Five seconds!
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Friends Are Evil posted:We knew the world would not be the same. Few people laughed, few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, "Now I am become Pewdiepie, destroyer of worlds."
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Oct 11, 2013 00:55
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Do you happen to have a time frame on when you'll conquer Alex in High School - Freshmen Year? I'm bad at platformers so I'm anxious to see how the story progresses.
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Oct 11, 2013 00:56
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Jubs posted:Do you happen to have a time frame on when you'll conquer Alex in High School - Freshmen Year? I'm bad at platformers so I'm anxious to see how the story progresses. What about platfromers?
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Oct 11, 2013 01:44
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Beware! The legend of the area is after you! Destroy Jason if you can! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxBsHEvAyGY
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Oct 11, 2013 01:59
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Only slightly worse than the actual Friday the 13th videogame for the NES. At least this one is reasonably winnable.
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Oct 11, 2013 02:53
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Must've been an off day for Jason. I mean it: The 13th in September of 1982 was a Monday.
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Rydash posted:Must've been an off day for Jason. I mean it: The 13th in September of 1982 was a Monday.
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The Endurance Challenge was the first time I ever actually watched that guy's facecam, and I gotta say, Lowtax legitimately seemed more frightened during any of the videos with the scarecam than Pewdiepie does while doing anything. I can't imagine why anyone would believe he wasn't utterly faking it for that sweet sweet Youtube money. He has the dead, passionless face of a man who is completely aware that he has sold his soul for profit and has come to the mind-shattering revelation that his foreseeable future consists of him screaming at video games for the pleasure of idiot children and idiot man-children. Forever.
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That dead face is actually because PewDiePie is not in fact a human being but is the latest in a line of Chinese meme based weaponry.
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All you need to know about Pewdiepie can be found in that Adults React video. The Endurance Challenge was a blessing compared to actually hearing the garbage coming out of his mouth. Of course he's the most watched person on YouTube. Rape jokes, stupid voices, and wiggling the mouse around wildly in  terror makes for an Internet sensation fit for his target demographic of middle-schoolers and manchildren.
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The double-time enduro is even better. If you aren't paying attention, it's just white noise. And all that screeching nonsense kinda blends well, since all his little cams (except for the stray "sassy" motion) just look like you decided to make a Brady Bunch opening with stray members of '90's boy bands. Seriously, what's he doing making lps when he could be moonlighting as a boyband impersonation station? Also the worst bit about the enduro bits is the annoying frequency of his shrieks. An actual video is worse, because you're stuck wondering why certain words pop up so frequently; doubly so when they're innocuous things like "barrel." I don't have any idea if that's still a thing of his — or for that matter, why it ever was — but goddamn, that's a dumb catchphrase. Come to think of it, my '90's boybands interpretation kinda fits in with Neruz' take. They aren't exactly distinct, are they? Also oh god I typed more words about some blonde guy in a tiny window over popular games than would ever be worth it. The internet makes you stupid. Also prolix.
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Yeah, I think the mishmash of audio actually makes it a lot more tolerable because you can't understand anything that he's saying. It's just a continuous, meaningless noise. A single video of Pewdiepie is a lot harder to listen to for any amount of time.
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 Arctic Survivor II - I know you played the original one, so it would be awesome if you could do a true LP of the sequel. Rumor has it that Shmorky is an Eagle Scout. With that kind of knowledge at your side, I don't see how anything could go wrong.  Divine Bryan  Zombie Killer Old Skool  Mush Wars  Barrenjoey: Science Comp From Hell  Fasfa Game  Tuck Everlasting for school  PREPared for Survival  Black and White  the revence of the pinos  Shop til you drop 2  Nintendo Nightmare And last but not least:  Billy the Bully
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AE-35 Unit posted:All you need to know about Pewdiepie can be found in that Adults React video. The Endurance Challenge was a blessing compared to actually hearing the garbage coming out of his mouth. Of course he's the most watched person on YouTube. Rape jokes, stupid voices, and wiggling the mouse around wildly in I don't know, I watched one of his 'funny compilations' once and there was a part I liked where he was so 'scared' he huddled in a corner and just started sobbing to himself in a muffled tone. Maybe he realized what he had become.
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Jubs posted:And last but not least: Billy the Bully, you're a super saiyan. Aren't there better things to do with your time?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCK3O_q0TvE Ah memories. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHNY2vFiCXI Watch your step, lest you trip over a new video!
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Oct 11, 2013 17:43
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Hahahahaha, check out this PRIME PLACEMENT!!! http://www.youtube.com/user/Polaris/about
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Oct 11, 2013 18:58
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So when's the inevitable PewDiePie collab?
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Red Metal posted:So when's the inevitable PewDiePie collab? Also the LP video with Khad, so i think that's technically a step up? RoadCrewWorker fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Oct 11, 2013 |
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Oct 11, 2013 19:14
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I can't believe you didn't point out "THE is something wrong with Susan" even once.
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Red Metal posted:So when's the inevitable PewDiePie collab?
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Being on a network with PewDiePie is pretty ironic... But at least it's not DarkSydePhil.
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Kikka posted:I can't believe you didn't point out "THE is something wrong with Susan" even once. Well, you know how sensitive Susan can get about her THE. Best not to mention it.
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