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So I'm flying a plane in freemode and decide to do a mission through the phone's quick job menu. When the mission starts my character spawns 6 feet off the ground with a parachute on and promptly splats on the ground and dies before the other players could even move. Don't do what I did. Away all Goats fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Oct 11, 2013 |
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Is the HVY Cutter in Online? If so, I know what I'll be doing for a while.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 07:48 |
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SplitSoul posted:Is the HVY Cutter in Online? If so, I know what I'll be doing for a while. Side note: Where is it in singleplayer?
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 07:50 |
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Tentacle Party posted:Did you ever find out who shot out all your tyres? drat pubbies. Hahaha, I kind of assumed you did. I splashed out the $20k on bulletproofs anyway, totally worth it.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 07:51 |
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Harmburger posted:Side note: Where is it in singleplayer? There’s a quarry east of the Senora Highway. It’s just northeast of the wind farm. Platystemon fucked around with this message at 08:18 on Oct 11, 2013 |
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cliche posted:Well, Rockstar, if trying to chop up a guy in my helicopter blades as he's frantically buzzing his friend's apartment door before getting stuck and causing an explosion that kills both of us and destroys everyone's personal vehicles makes me a bad sport, then I'm not sure I want to be a good one. Why can't there just be a checkbox to put you on servers full of people who want to play the game as god intended, which is with tons of loving around? It's fun to cooperate on missions with your team, and it's fun to be nice to everyone in freeroam, but doing the opposite of those things is awesome too
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 08:15 |
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Hey PSN goons, if anybody's ever up for some racing I'm one of the apparently few people that likes it (PSN : TorakFade , crew Third Street Goons, have a mic but won't always use it) I am incredibly pissed at people who only choose the "Super" class (the funniest race I had was with giant, bouncy, plow-through-traffic SUVs) and treat all races like they're GTA races. I like traffic on, everybody can be good at driving on empty roads... I don't care about the rubber-banding help, I'm usually on 1st or 2nd place anyways Driving clean laps is the best way to 1st position, and I noticed that when people try to spin you out/ram you off the road, they usually end up wrecking themselves if you know how to avoid losing control; I guess there's a physics "countermeasure" of sorts in place, because in free roam poo poo doesn't work that way. I only wreck out when people actually ram me into a fixed object like a telephone pole.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 08:19 |
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So Sandy Shores Survival is kind of a bitch, but there's a really good position behind the dumpster tucked in the covered bathroom entrance area of that little station in the center, not far from not one but three body armor spawns. Get a friend on the opposite side and they can cover the back alley and handle anyone who rushes the dumpster. In fact, I'd wager that staying on the side opposite the dumpster would let you solo the whole thing; it would just take some time because you have to coax targets into closing with you--there's not a lot of open ground like there is with Boneyard.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 08:30 |
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TorakFade posted:Hey PSN goons, if anybody's ever up for some racing I'm one of the apparently few people that likes it (PSN : TorakFade , crew Third Street Goons, have a mic but won't always use it) PSN: Johnnyonoes. I love racing
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 08:33 |
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Thanks again to Hamburger a.k.a Ghettobrook for helping us grind Rooftop Rumble. Easiest/fastest $500k ever.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 08:37 |
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JGBeagle posted:What's depressing is that this is going to get Game of the Year. In a just world The Last of Us will get GOTY and I've still got hope for that to happen.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 08:38 |
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13stitches posted:In a just world The Last of Us will get GOTY and I've still got hope for that to happen. The Last Of Us deserves GOTY for having the best story of the year, while GTAV deserves GOTY for being the most fun game to play all year.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 08:40 |
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Lotish posted:So Sandy Shores Survival is kind of a bitch, but there's a really good position behind the dumpster tucked in the covered bathroom entrance area of that little station in the center, not far from not one but three body armor spawns. Get a friend on the opposite side and they can cover the back alley and handle anyone who rushes the dumpster. In fact, I'd wager that staying on the side opposite the dumpster would let you solo the whole thing; it would just take some time because you have to coax targets into closing with you--there's not a lot of open ground like there is with Boneyard. For Sandy Shores survival up until about wave #8 the best place I've found is one of the houses with a railed porch. You can sit and pop up without a problem until they start tossing miniguns and grenade launchers at you.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 08:43 |
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Lotish posted:So Sandy Shores Survival is kind of a bitch, but there's a really good position behind the dumpster tucked in the covered bathroom entrance area of that little station in the center, not far from not one but three body armor spawns. Get a friend on the opposite side and they can cover the back alley and handle anyone who rushes the dumpster. In fact, I'd wager that staying on the side opposite the dumpster would let you solo the whole thing; it would just take some time because you have to coax targets into closing with you--there's not a lot of open ground like there is with Boneyard. Also, sure, the Vigero is kind of a piece of crap next to a Sabre or Dominator or whatever, but at least it's loving slick: The paint is actually matte midnight purple, not black.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 08:44 |
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Trip Report: Top Fun II & III are really, really fun. Pick them if you see them. Myself (XBL: Shock3h), Cake or Death and t0mm3h (Excellent goons all) had an absolute blast; If only we could get more Third Street Goons into the same game at once, it'd be amazing. It's not the highest paying, but as it's pretty quick and you'll be giggling like a schoolgirl every round, who cares?
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 08:48 |
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The problem we kept having is the guy on the dumpster would sometimes be kicked out of cover and wouldn't be able to plug back in for several seconds, sometimes to terrible consequences. They have the best killing angle, certainly, but the dumpster just sometimes doesn't cooperate. On the other hand, the person across can be shielded from everywhere but a narrow alley opposite if they hang at the far back corner, unassailable by helicopter, and with a fast finger can perforate anyone who comes around the corner with impunity. That takes a while, though.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 08:49 |
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Speaking of that dumpster, sorry to the goons I reached wave 8 with. My PS3 picks the best times to lock up on me.SplitSoul posted:Is the HVY Cutter in Online? If so, I know what I'll be doing for a while. No, because that would be too much fun.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 09:02 |
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EDDIE__DINGLE posted:If your driving a friend's personal car at the end of any mission it will clone that car when you return to freemode. If that car had bulletproof tires and armor upgrades for instance it would be worth $25K at the nearest mod shop. :profit: Quoting this great advice that some people probably missed. Go and do this before it gets patched out! If you dont have the 25k needed for bulletproof tyres or youre tight with money, do the lester mission where he asks you to cause trouble with the cops. youll need sticky bombs because he gets you to blow up a riot van that takes a bunch of bombs to blow up. Anyway the car he gives you for the mission is a dominator with bulletproof tyres and you can keep it when youre done.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 09:07 |
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Also if you started a new character after the patch, you can pick up guns in survival mode after you reach the level needed to unlock them in ammu nation and get them for free. saved a bit of money by picking up a mp5 and combat pistol this way last night.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 09:10 |
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Sorry to all the goons I accidentally blew up with missiles today. They really shouldn't let the Buzzard's missiles lock on to crew members...
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 09:12 |
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I added some extra fun to my normal "cop car, sirens blaring, slam into the doors of a place being robbed" Block the door and hurl a few cans of tear gas in there. They cant see too good, are slowly dying and can't get out. Then text them with "You're busted, son"
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 09:16 |
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Antoine Silvere posted:Sorry to all the goons I accidentally blew up with missiles today. They really shouldn't let the Buzzard's missiles lock on to crew members... I kinda wish they wouldn't let you target crew members at all. I've killed (and been killed) by just being near a crew member while I'm targeting someone in the distance even.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 09:30 |
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BarkingSquirrel posted:Thanks again to Hamburger a.k.a Ghettobrook for helping us grind Rooftop Rumble. Easiest/fastest $500k ever. I think I ran into you guys but you all disappeared before I could get to you all.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 09:30 |
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OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER posted:I added some extra fun to my normal "cop car, sirens blaring, slam into the doors of a place being robbed" drat, finally a real use of the tear gas.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 09:36 |
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OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER posted:I added some extra fun to my normal "cop car, sirens blaring, slam into the doors of a place being robbed" ahahah Now I want to do that and do my best impression of "Oh no it's the NARC, man!" over the mic as I ram the door.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 09:43 |
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Free money anyone? It's horrible exploit time. Get expensive vehicle. Put tracker on it (I haven't tested if it works without but you may as well put it on and it makes sense). Slap as many performance mods on as possible to get it's value up, I think max LS will buy for is 50k. Go to LS Customs. Sell car, then IMMEDIATELY press the following button combo(PS3 version): Start-L1-X-X - you might want to practise this a few times first. This will go to the store, when you come back you will still have the car AND the money, and will still be on the sell prompt so you can rinse and repeat until you get bored or have more money than Jesus. There seems to be quite a lot of room for error, I've certainly messed up the buttons slightly before and not lost the car, though it may also be based on lag as I'm on WiFi and have had no issues. Just made my first million. EDIT: careful about buying a more expensive car to sell, got a JB700 for 350k and got told they wouldn't buy anything worth over 50k. Surely 350/10=35k? Kameleon fucked around with this message at 11:13 on Oct 11, 2013 |
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Kameleon posted:Free money anyone? It's horrible exploit time. gonna get all over this right now thanks. I wonder if they'll get around to banning people for stuff like this.
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Monowhatever posted:gonna get all over this right now thanks. I wonder if they'll get around to banning people for stuff like this. I've had $25 sitting in my xbox wallet since the game launched, just waiting to give them my money for their fake fun bucks. They still won't loving let me. In short, they can suck my dick at this point if they don't want me to do this. They had their chance and blew it for getting my money for a dumb IAP.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 10:06 |
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Monowhatever posted:gonna get all over this right now thanks. I wonder if they'll get around to banning people for stuff like this. This covers the method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaRafYHHrvY I didn't have luck with the first part, but was able to skip to the second with the same results. I was doing it wrong for a while too, but it does in fact work, just mess with it for a bit.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 10:06 |
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... How in the hell is the Vapid Speedo not modifiable? Damnit Rockstar, I want to make a slammed, blacked out van on muscle car rims, what the hell
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 10:25 |
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I'm sure this has been asked before, but does changing the wheel style (Tuner, High-End, SUV, Off-road, etc.) on cars effect their performance at all or is it merely cosmetic?
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 10:41 |
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Where does the buzzard spawn? I need some camera-guided missle action.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 10:42 |
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Retarded_Clown_ posted:Where does the buzzard spawn? I need some camera-guided missle action. Normal helicopter spawns, it's just based on level(like the cargobob).
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 10:46 |
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Retarded_Clown_ posted:Where does the buzzard spawn? I need some camera-guided missle action. It spawns everywhere, but only above a certain rank, somewhere in the thirties or forties.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 10:47 |
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Aishan posted:I'm sure this has been asked before, but does changing the wheel style (Tuner, High-End, SUV, Off-road, etc.) on cars effect their performance at all or is it merely cosmetic? Those are just hubs and don't affect driving, far as I can tell. The lack of changeable tires is a weird omission I think.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 10:49 |
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It's too bad there's no pork pie hats and only fedoras, because otherwise I'd have a pretty good Heisenberg. (Had to switch because being the driver from Drive didn't seem to fit the fancy apartment.) Vivian Darkbloom posted:Those are just hubs and don't affect driving, far as I can tell. The lack of changeable tires is a weird omission I think. The wheel type changes the tire type for some of the categories.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 10:54 |
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Bought a Comet as I'm a Porsche enthusiast, but now I can't get over how the front looks like a dead ringer for a Toyota MRS. Wish I could sell it... Also, yes, I have two Futos.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 11:34 |
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I've just been thinking about GTA Online and the slow cashflow and level progression. I was thinking about how just over a week ago, I was enjoying the fact that progression was slow and tedious because that would make my eventual awesome apartment and garage full of cars feel all the better and "well-earned". It legitimately felt like I was a criminal underdog crawling up the ladder. I was playing by the rules of the game. As far as GTA Online went, I was a law abiding inhabitant of the ecosystem at the same time as being criminal scum in the game's world. Then I learned of various exploits that would increase my cashflow by orders of magnitude. Pretty soon, the allure of copious amounts of cash, a beautiful apartment with a gorgeous view and a garage full of sportscars swayed my resolve to "earn" it all and I succumbed to the temptation. I have since exploited the hell out of this game and it's mechanics in every way I have been able and in ways that the developers most certainly did not intend, amassing a sizeable fortune much faster than any legitimate or "honest" gameplay would allow, owning the best apartment and a garage full of exotic supercars. Now in addition to being an outlaw in the game's world, I am also an outlaw for subverting the rules and restrictions the developers have placed in the game. It's pretty interesting that my arc is similar to what I imagine the arc of so many actual criminals to be. I gave into the temptation of fast money, at the risk of being punished later on for subverting the rules of this "society". I saw cracks in the foundations of the way the system worked, and being fully aware of the repercussions I decided to risk it anyway and lever those cracks to get ahead of those who were playing honestly. I am a true GTA Online outlaw! Pile onto that the fact that this is a game where you are an actual criminal and this turns into quite a mindfuck, but an interesting one none the less. Edit: And no, I didn't discover any of the exploits I used, I'm not trying to say "I'm so smart for figuring this poo poo out!". Just that my perspective on "earning" and getting poo poo the "easy way" was flipped on its head the same way it is for many people who end up on the wrong side of the tracks. Mr Scumbag fucked around with this message at 11:56 on Oct 11, 2013 |
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Falken posted:
Only two? Shameful.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 12:09 |
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iamgezuzkryst posted:This covers the method: I either don't understand this, or I can't make it work. And help? I am using a Vehicle I "own" is that the problem? (360) Slayer1597 fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Oct 11, 2013 |
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