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HCO Plumer GCB GCM
Apr 29, 2010

"Gentlemen, we may not make history tomorrow, but we shall certainly change the geography."

Or, adjusted for accuracy ..



Top of the range .. but clearly collossally underpriced since the sale is oversubscribed by a factor of 7, so the cretinous fuckers aren't only selling the family silver, they're not even getting a good price for it.

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mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
There is a headless child in that second Express cartoon :stare:

Fluo
May 25, 2007

The last two weeks of IF...

Last weeks one on the Tory Conference:






This weeks on the Daily Mail* being complete shits about Ed Milliband's dad**.

*Who were pretty much a nazi paper and the owner at the time [still in the family!] was friends with Hitler, Goebbels etc, hurrar for the black shirts etc. The list of poo poo is too long.

**Who was a Belgian born Jew [parents were Polish jews and his wife was a Polish jew] who fleed to Britain from the Nazis and fought for Britain [also a socialist].






Wikipedia isn't the best links to use because Daily Mail edits them up all the time but its general knowledge anyway.


Long story short on this story: Daily Mail did articles for a handful of days saying how Ed Milliband's dad hated Britain because of something he thought in his diary when he was 17 (this was before he fought for Britain in world war 2). Photoshopped A GRAVE MISTAKE on his grave and other tasteless poo poo. Dailymail got massive blowback but refuse to say sorry for the main message, when on Newsnight they wanted to talk to them about Daily Mail supporting the nazis and such then having them "you're going back 80 years! that's unfair!" before having Newsnight point out thats what they did with Ed Milliband's dad. And when you want to compare dads, the Daily Mail is up in the poo poo list. Anyway Daily Mail got called Anti-Semitic and then the Daily Mail started :qq: WE DEMAND AN APOLOGY :qq:. I don't know if anything new has happened lately, or if I've missed any massive detail been out the loop last couple of days really.

Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RrjyHlbZck

Edit: Oh yeah I forgot the Daily Mail journalist gatecrashing Ed Milliband's dead uncles memorial.

Fluo fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Oct 11, 2013

Betjeman
Jul 14, 2004

Biker, Biker, Biker GROOVE!
I wonder why the Mail decided to run a derogatory cartoon about the Guardian :D

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Betjeman posted:

I wonder why the Mail decided to run a derogatory cartoon about the Guardian :D

It's gearing up for a Mail story where they accuse Ed Milaband of supporting 9/11, which is easy when you've gone;

Al Qaeda < Edward Snowden < Guardian < BBC > Ed Milaband is maybe not a communist

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

mfcrocker posted:

There is a headless child in that second Express cartoon :stare:
Child identified (cross-posted from the Corpse Party LP thread - maybe a bit gruesome?):
Tokiko Tsuji, aged 7, deceased. Cause of death: partial decapitation by multiple stab wounds.

Edit: The child's head is like that because Paul Thomas approaches cartooning like one of those children's sticker books.

The fox in the first one is pretty :black101: though.

Kegluneq fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Oct 10, 2013

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

I had to look this up, so well done anyone who got this - the man next to the queen is Prince Imran of Malaysia. The photos of him don't look nearly so much like Gordon Kaye though.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on David Cameron and SSE – SSE boasts of 'obsession' with increasing dividends as Labour leader says David Cameron lets firms 'get away with it'"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Bob Hoskins.

Mail:
"The energy company SSE is putting up it’s prices by a whopping 8%."

quote:

“….and here’s the best bit. Our spokesman said how sorry we were about the huge price hike and managed to keep a straight face.”

Express:

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
Looks like the badger is here to stay! :neckbeard:

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

big scary monsters posted:

Looks like the badger is here to stay! :neckbeard:

He's going to find a way to half-arse it into every cartoon by making it into a handbag rather than draw an actual badger soon enough.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

The badgers are fleeing the pointless slaughter :(


I guess that's supposed to be Cameron, but I can't look at that expression without immediately seeing Clegg

"....I'm sorry... John Connor..."

Crameltonian
Mar 27, 2010
So are the energy companies greedy bastards or delicate waifs that we need to protect from Ed Milliband's Stalinist purges I'm confused.

Betjeman
Jul 14, 2004

Biker, Biker, Biker GROOVE!
I think the point is that Milliband is using energy to put Cameron in hot water.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010


Harry has barely any room under there!!!

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


Crameltonian posted:

So are the energy companies greedy bastards or delicate waifs that we need to protect from Ed Milliband's Stalinist purges I'm confused.

Its funny. The Mail and every other press body loved to rant about energy prices going up, now that the opposition has actually proposed to do something about it, they've all had to furiously backpedal to try and balance their hate for British Gas and the like and their hate of anything left of the far right

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the privatisation of Royal Mail - Vince Cable defends the pricing of shares in Royal Mail after criticism that after 497 years of public ownership, the company was being undersold"

Telegraph:

Syria chemical weapons monitors win Nobel Peace Prize

Independent:

After Thomas Patterson.

Stephen Collins:

lllllllllllllllllll
Feb 28, 2010

Now the scene's lighting is perfect!
German really is the language of fascism, so if you want to depict someone as a fascist make him spout German words.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

lllllllllllllllllll posted:

German really is the language of fascism, so if you want to depict someone as a fascist make him spout German words.
Reads more like a South African accent to me, although definitely with elements of German (as much to fit the joke as anything else).

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

lllllllllllllllllll posted:

German really is the language of fascism, so if you want to depict someone as a fascist make him spout German words.

I also find it unfair how people link Nazism with Germany.

KazigluBey
Oct 30, 2011

boner

Except you lot are missing the direct link to Downfall. The strips are directly referencing a movie about Hitler. This isn't "hurr durr Germans are Nazis", this is "Nazis are Nazis". It's right there in the loving title. :psyduck:

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
We all got the reference, we're talking about why Bell chose that reference.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

lllllllllllllllllll posted:

German really is the language of fascism, so if you want to depict someone as a fascist make him spout German words.

Well.... Daily Mail were not just fascists, they were the nazi type and friends with Hitler even after Britain got in the war.





And they kind of keep it up 'a little' bit:






Fluo posted:

This weeks on the Daily Mail* being complete shits about Ed Milliband's dad**.

*Who were pretty much a nazi paper and the owner at the time [still in the family!] was friends with Hitler, Goebbels etc, hurrar for the black shirts etc. The list of poo poo is too long.

**Who was a Belgian born Jew [parents were Polish jews and his wife was a Polish jew] who fleed to Britain from the Nazis and fought for Britain [also a socialist].

Wikipedia isn't the best links to use because Daily Mail edits them up all the time but its general knowledge anyway.


Long story short on this story: Daily Mail did articles for a handful of days saying how Ed Milliband's dad hated Britain because of something he thought in his diary when he was 17 (this was before he fought for Britain in world war 2). Photoshopped A GRAVE MISTAKE on his grave and other tasteless poo poo. Dailymail got massive blowback but refuse to say sorry for the main message, when on Newsnight they wanted to talk to them about Daily Mail supporting the nazis and such then having them "you're going back 80 years! that's unfair!" before having Newsnight point out thats what they did with Ed Milliband's dad. And when you want to compare dads, the Daily Mail is up in the poo poo list. Anyway Daily Mail got called Anti-Semitic and then the Daily Mail started :qq: WE DEMAND AN APOLOGY :qq:. I don't know if anything new has happened lately, or if I've missed any massive detail been out the loop last couple of days really.

Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RrjyHlbZck

Edit: Oh yeah I forgot the Daily Mail journalist gatecrashing Ed Milliband's dead uncles memorial.

Fluo fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Oct 12, 2013

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


I still am loving blown away that the Royal Mail was actually sold. :psyduck:

Fluo
May 25, 2007

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

I still am loving blown away that the Royal Mail was actually sold. :psyduck:

Yeah, my dad is stressing the gently caress out because risk of losing his job (postman).

The sale of Royal Mail [Family Silver] was more ideological rather then based on anything else.

quote:

£4.7bn corporation tax lost through evasion and avoidance as Royal Mail is sold for £650m less than it is worth
New figures show £1 in every £10 of corporation tax is spirited away from the taxman as HRMC does not count controversial schemes run by companies such as Google, Amazon and Starbucks
:suicide:

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Fluo posted:

And they kind of keep it up 'a little' bit:

Jesus Christ. They even managed to fit in a 'non-Aryans are better at sports' reference.

Jonny Wilkinson, and his big brown eyes.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Osbourne and Cameron just chafed under the Marxist Indoctrination of Postman Pat.

'No, Mr.Pat, you aren't a friend and servant to the community, you make me money.'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uukgYgflCE

ClownSyndrome
Sep 2, 2011

Do you think love can bloom on bob-omb Battlefield?

Fluo posted:

DM godwin

There's also this nugget on the subject of why graduates should be glad to take any job:

quote:

The German slogan 'Arbeit Macht Frei' is somewhat tainted by its connection with Nazi concentration camps, but its essential message, 'work sets you free' still has something serious to commend it.

ClownSyndrome fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Oct 12, 2013

Fluo
May 25, 2007

ClownSyndrome posted:

There's also this nugget on the subject of why graduates should be glad to take any job:
Oh god, awful poo poo daily mail has done is like a game that never ends:








:negative:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Ugh. Wasn't expecting another blast of Mail when I opened the thread.

Observer:

"The bestiary ready to haunt David Cameron's dreams - Chris Riddell on the legion of issues facing the prime minister"

Sunday Telegraph:

Navitus Bay wind farm consultation ends, I guess?

Independent on Sunday:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on George Osborne's visit to China"

Independent:

DEBT!

Express:

:sun: It's not hot! :supaburn:

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax
You foreigners complaining that we should settle our political battles just to benefit your lot sound a lot like my stupider compatriots arguing that, say, Iran or Venezuela should only ever elect moderates because their current governments are bad for our businesses.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Yeah the US's position on the global stage is exactly like that of Iran and Venezuela. You tell them stupids

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax

baka kaba posted:

Yeah the US's position on the global stage is exactly like that of Iran and Venezuela. You tell them stupids

In the sense that its government exists to serve its own people and not the whole world yes it is just like Iran's and Venezuela's governments even if it goes about its job in a vastly different way.

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

I couldn't see him, therefore I knew he was there.
Someone get those flags translated, stat! :china:

Betjeman
Jul 14, 2004

Biker, Biker, Biker GROOVE!

Cliff Racer posted:

You foreigners complaining that we should settle our political battles just to benefit your lot sound a lot like my stupider compatriots arguing that, say, Iran or Venezuela should only ever elect moderates because their current governments are bad for our businesses.

We should not make any comment whatsoever about US politics because we have no concept of understanding them. Also the economy is not globally reliant, as was not evident at all when entire countries went under after the US sub-prime crash. We should probably watch without comment as the US continue in what seems like a bunch of over-privileged white men loving over their poor and potentially other countries tied to the dollar standard (most of them) because to do otherwise would make us look stupid. Also this argument is not about money in the slightest and is in fact the US Spring.

vv "You foreigners"

Betjeman fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Oct 14, 2013

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Betjeman posted:

We should not make any comment whatsoever about US politics because we have no concept of understanding them. Also the economy is not globally reliant, as was not evident at all when entire countries went under after the US sub-prime crash. We should probably watch without comment as the US continue in what seems like a bunch of over-privileged white men loving over their poor and potentially other countries tied to the dollar standard (most of them) because to do otherwise would make us look stupid. Also this argument is not about money in the slightest and is in fact the US Spring.

What the gently caress are you talking about?

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Cliff Racer posted:

You foreigners complaining that we should settle our political battles just to benefit your lot sound a lot like my stupider compatriots arguing that, say, Iran or Venezuela should only ever elect moderates because their current governments are bad for our businesses.

:ughh: America is part of the world.

Cliff Racer posted:

What the gently caress are you talking about?

Your bizarre anger at people pointing out that actions have consequences maybe? Its like Republicans who don't understand why their approval ratings are going down during their courageous stand against Obamacare.

Strawman fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Oct 14, 2013

Hong XiuQuan
Feb 19, 2008

"Without justice for the Palestinians there will be no peace in the Middle East."

hazza posted:

Someone get those flags translated, stat! :china:

Mostly gibberish I'm afraid

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

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Fluo
May 25, 2007

Love that Rowson one! :china:

By the way just had to post this, I know its only the first one of the week but this weeks IF.. is going to be pretty fun!

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