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Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Everyone in England goes to Hogwarts then Eton College, Oxford

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Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Machinegunboyo posted:

Is it wrong to call the people of Wythenshawe a bunch of worthless trouble making arseholes with no hope in life because they're poor?

Yes it is. Quote me saying that.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Ninpo posted:

I don't tell them that? That's a shocking strawman. We're talking about something Chiles actually said less than an hour ago.

I was trying to make a joke more than a strawman

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Machinegunboyo posted:

Is it wrong to call the people of Wythenshawe a bunch of worthless trouble making arseholes with no hope in life because they're poor?

it is

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me

JFairfax posted:

Is it rude to demonize a whole people by telling them to "sign on, sign on, with hope in your heart"??

Scousers are neither a race nor a nationality no matter how much they might believe otherwise

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
check your premises its actually rude and wrong to say anything funny its 2013 for fucks sake

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good

Thanks, I thought I found a contradiction in Ninpo's thoughts and reasoning and I'm glad it's been confirmed.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Machinegunboyo posted:

Thanks, I thought I found a contradiction in Ninpo's thoughts and reasoning and I'm glad it's been confirmed.

He said some shocking problematic stuff about whatever that place is called and wow was it wrong and bad.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

excuse me lady posted:

Scousers are neither a race nor a nationality no matter how much they might believe otherwise

Yeah that was part of the joke

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Has anyone eaten scouse? Its quite tasty

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente
symbols indicate likelihood, **=definite, *=possible, ~=not going to happen


On the next matchday

IF
Denmark beat Malta **

and IF
Iceland loses to Norway ~

and IF
Slovenia draws with Switzerland ~

THEN
In order to end up among the best ranked runners-up without having to worry about goaldifference of the other teams
Denmark will still need to win by at least 5 goals (~~~)

OR

IF
Denmark beat Malta **

and IF
Bulgaria doesn't beat the Czech Republic *

and IF
Turkey loses to the Netherlands **

and IF
Romania loses to Estonia ~

and IF
Hungary doesn't beat Andorra ~~

THEN
In order to end up among the best ranked runners-up without having to worry about goal difference of the other teams
Denmark will still need to win by at least 9 goals (~~~ times a billion)


:smithicide:

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
I didn't read that but Colombia are playing a lot better during the second half.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Has England qualified for the World Cup?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Paddyb posted:

Has England qualified for the World Cup?

No.

Dickail Bulgeakov
Jan 15, 2012

Paddyb posted:

Has England qualified for the World Cup?

yes.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I see

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Paddyb posted:

Has England qualified for the World Cup?

Beat poland and yes

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Scott Bakula posted:

Beat poland and yes

So no.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Lying is not cool dickail

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Make a sub Tabarez ffs!

Fe: not forlan you loving idiot

Redundant
Sep 24, 2011

Even robots have feelings!
Yes.

e: Damnit, that wasn't a question. We are yet to qualify is still my point though I guess.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Redundant posted:

Yes.

e: Damnit, that wasn't a question. We are yet to qualify is still my point though I guess.

You are.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Redundant posted:

Yes.

e: Damnit, that wasn't a question. We are yet to qualify is still my point though I guess.

Who are we?








Who




Are










WE?????

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Chile 3-1 Colombia after Chile got a player redcarded. Fun game.

The Fuck Juicer
Oct 16, 2012

first wilshere and now chiles, when will the racism end???

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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JFairfax posted:

Who are we?








Who




Are










WE?????

everybody apart from italy, blegum, GERMANY and the netherlands

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Ecuador just got robbed if their second goal. Uruguay still poo poo.

Ramirez on so we're technically shittier.

cisneros
Apr 18, 2006

Polidoro posted:

Ecuador just got robbed if their second goal. Uruguay still poo poo.

Ramirez on so we're technically shittier.

He was like 3 meters on side.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Colombia got awarded a dubious penalty, haha.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

tetsman posted:

Chile 3-1 Colombia after Chile got a player redcarded. Fun game.

And now a penalty

Falcao makes it 2-3 fun stuff

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Adulterous Hitler posted:

everybody apart from italy, blegum, GERMANY and the netherlands

Why is Germany in caps Hitler?

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
I love how all South American defenses are virtually incapable of holding a good lead. Makes for lots of fun games with many goals.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
England have not only qualified for the World Cup, we've won it, its a formality.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Whoa, yet another penalty in the Colombia-Chile game. This is just nuts.

cisneros
Apr 18, 2006
Uruguay can't even get a dubious penalty because they're not even touching the area.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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JFairfax posted:

Why is Germany in caps Hitler?

ITS GREAT

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Blue Screen Error posted:

England have not only qualified for the World Cup, we've won it, its a formality.
in the 2014 world cup final USA and England are even 1-1 in the 90th minute, but a deflected Jermain "jazza" Jones shot results in a US corner..Jozy rises and _______

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
gently caress this gay sport.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Aren't Belgium and the Netherlands really just part of greater Germany?

So really just the Huns and Romans who have qualified for the world cup so far

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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I LIKE YOUR EUTHENASIASM HITLER!

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