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Charlie, as you know, we've been swimming, and we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal to would result in months and months of Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad?
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# ? Oct 13, 2013 22:22 |
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Everything Counts posted:Charlie, as you know, we've been swimming, and we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal to would result in months and months of I want to go to Mount Splashmore! Take me take me take me take me NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! Mount Splashmore, please take me there right now!
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# ? Oct 13, 2013 22:25 |
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IMJack posted:I want to go to Mount Splashmore! Mom, Dad? IMJack's DEAD!
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# ? Oct 13, 2013 22:31 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Mom, Dad? IMJack's DEAD! Dead tired of baby proofers who don't give a free estimate!
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# ? Oct 13, 2013 22:33 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:Dead tired of baby proofers who don't give a free estimate! Yeah, I probably won't be able to get the parts I need for two, three weeks and that's if I order them today--which I won't.
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# ? Oct 13, 2013 22:57 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Mom, Dad? IMJack's DEAD!
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# ? Oct 13, 2013 22:58 |
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Skeesix posted:Actually sir, they DO have an appointment. I called ahead!
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# ? Oct 13, 2013 23:10 |
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Everything Counts posted:Yeah, I probably won't be able to get the parts I need for two, three weeks and that's if I order them today--which I won't. Perhaps if I search the goon evaluations for the word incompetent. 714 names? Better be more specific. Lazy, clumsy, dim-witted, monstrously ugly. ... Oh, nuts to this, I'll just get Everything Counts.
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# ? Oct 13, 2013 23:33 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Mom, Dad? IMJack's DEAD! Is this the end of Zombie IMJack? blarg.
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# ? Oct 13, 2013 23:44 |
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Everything Counts posted:Charlie, as you know, we've been swimming, and we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal to would result in months and months of you missed the best part, when Bart starts "Can we..." and then stops short due to Lisa's commanding hand gesture
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# ? Oct 13, 2013 23:58 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:you missed the best part, when Bart starts "Can we..." and then stops short due to Lisa's commanding hand gesture Lisa, just because you're 10 feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do.
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 00:19 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:you missed the best part, when Bart starts "Can we..." and then stops short due to Lisa's commanding hand gesture
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 00:24 |
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IMJack posted:Is this the end of Zombie IMJack? blarg. Lucite… hardening… must… end life… in classic Lorne Greene pose… from… Battlestar… Galactica…
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 00:31 |
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Everything Counts posted:Charlie, as you know, we've been swimming, and we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal to would result in months and months of I understand. Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 01:03 |
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Give me the drugs, Lisa.
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 01:23 |
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I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I sure do like your pixie drink!
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 01:31 |
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Hogburto posted:Give me the drugs, Lisa. I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 01:41 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! Give her these. And these. And then these.
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 01:54 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Give her these. And don't make that face at me.
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 02:20 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Give her these. Thank you Dr. Bouvenstein
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 02:43 |
I love you, Dr. Bouvenstein!
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 03:17 |
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Jerusalem posted:Thank you Dr. Bouvenstein Oh, I'm not a doctor. This is probably the third time I've made this quote...and I'm ok with that.
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 03:27 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Oh, I'm not a doctor. For all the latest medical poop Call Surgeon General C. Everett Bouvenstein
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 03:34 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:For all the latest medical poop Be careful, Charlie, you'll give yourself skin failure.
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 03:35 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Oh, I'm not a doctor. So you don't work on retainer?
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 03:36 |
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Jerusalem posted:So you don't work on retainer? SO LONG DENTAL PLAN!
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 03:56 |
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Sanguinia posted:SO LONG DENTAL PLAN! Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 04:20 |
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Sanguinia posted:SO LONG DENTAL PLAN! And that's the tooth! Oops, I left the gas on.
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 04:39 |
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IMJack posted:Oops, I left the gas on. Maybe if I fiddle with these knobs...
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 04:50 |
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IMJack posted:And that's the tooth! IMJack, thanks to television, I can't remember what happened eight minutes ago. No, really, I can't! It's a serious problem. What are we all laughing about?
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 04:50 |
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Sanguinia posted:Maybe if I fiddle with these knobs... Wait! Don't panic -- remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day!
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 04:59 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Wait! Don't panic -- remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day! Tell her her rump's as BIG as the queen's! And twice as fragrant!
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 05:03 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Wait! Don't panic -- remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day! You're ugly as a mule and twice as stupid! If a stranger offers you a ride, I say take it!
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 05:07 |
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Jerusalem posted:You're ugly as a mule and twice as stupid! If a stranger offers you a ride, I say take it! Lousy traumatic childhood...
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 05:26 |
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IMJack posted:And that's the tooth! Don't worry goons, I'm sure that man has a special tooth problem.
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 06:09 |
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Cookie Kwan posted:Don't worry goons, I'm sure that man has a special tooth problem. I want to show you a book, Cookie. The Big Book of British Smiles.
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 06:29 |
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IMJack posted:I want to show you a book, Cookie. "Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin's Day already"? "Tis," replied Aunt Helga
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 07:52 |
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IMJack posted:I want to show you a book, Cookie. Freshen ya drink governor?
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 08:23 |
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Cookie Kwan posted:
This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you!
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# ? Oct 14, 2013 08:24 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you! I've decided to protect myself ever since I was attacked in my office by an unidentified assailant.
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