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DrBouvenstein posted:Wait a minute... I'm seeing double here! Four identical quotes!
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DrBouvenstein posted:
Hold on just a minute. I'd like to court this lovely lady!
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Skeesix posted:Hold on just a minute. I'd like to court this lovely lady! Skeesix likes DrBouvenstein!
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monsteroftheweek posted:Skeesix likes DrBouvenstein! He's like a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a vest. ![]()
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Skeesix posted:Hold on just a minute. I'd like to court this lovely lady! They may say she died from a burst ventricle, but I know she died of a broken heart. ![]()
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Striking Yak posted:He's like a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a vest. Sure is ugly, though.
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Parsley posted:Sure is ugly, though. But first, we all stink!
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:But first, we all stink! BloodDesk, you should see a doctor. I don't think a healthy goon can make that sort of smell.
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MondayHotDog posted:BloodDesk, you should see a doctor. I don't think a healthy goon can make that sort of smell. I'm Dr.
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Parsley posted:Sure is ugly, though. ^ Page after page of ugly, ugly goon. Oh, look at that one!
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Relax, Frinky...these babies will be on the shelves while he's still grappling with the pickle matrix!![]()
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monsteroftheweek posted:I'm Dr. If I didn't know better, I'd swear he was trying to moon us.
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MondayHotDog posted:BloodDesk, you should see a doctor. I don't think a healthy goon can make that sort of smell. Skeesix 10, Helldump 8
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Women's Rights? posted:If I didn't know better, I'd swear he was trying to moon us. Don't ask me, I'm just a girl! ![]()
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monsteroftheweek posted:Don't ask me, I'm just a girl! Malibu Stacy: America's favorite 8 and half incher! never got that joke till recently
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monsteroftheweek posted:Don't ask me, I'm just a girl! My Spidey-Sense is tingling! Anybody call for a web-slinger? ![]()
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Striking Yak posted:My Spidey-Sense is tingling! Anybody call for a web-slinger? All right, you poindexters, let's get this right! One: "Hey, hey, kids, I'm Talking Krusty." Two: "Hey, hey, here comes Slideshow Mel" -- again -- "Here comes Sideshow Mel". "Sideshow Mel". Three: "Hyu-hyu-hyu-heh-heh!" Badda-bing, badda-boom, I'm done. Learn from a professional, kid.
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Striking Yak posted:My Spidey-Sense is tingling! Anybody call for a web-slinger? Go to hell! Go to hell!
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IMJack posted:All right, you poindexters, let's get this right! One: "Hey, hey, kids, I'm Talking Krusty." Two: "Hey, hey, here comes Slideshow Mel" -- again -- "Here comes Sideshow Mel". "Sideshow Mel". Three: "Hyu-hyu-hyu-heh-heh!" Wow, the long-awaited eighth series! "Krusty visits relatives in Annapolis, Maryland." "Krusty poses for trading card photo."
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug... Let's never drink beer again! ![]() And we never did ![]() drinks beer
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CatchrNdRy posted:Malibu Stacy: America's favorite 8 and half incher! Oh, gee, a joke. Um... Um... Uh, funny, uh, okay. Uh, this guy walks into a bar and takes out a tiny piano and a twelve-inch pianist. Oh hoho, no, wait! I can't tell THAT one!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Oh, gee, a joke. Um... Um... Uh, funny, uh, okay. Uh, this guy walks into a bar and takes out a tiny piano and a twelve-inch pianist. Oh hoho, no, wait! I can't tell THAT one! KKK? That's not good... ugh...
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IMJack posted:All right, you poindexters, let's get this right! One: "Hey, hey, kids, I'm Talking Krusty." Two: "Hey, hey, here comes Slideshow Mel" -- again -- "Here comes Sideshow Mel". "Sideshow Mel". Three: "Hyu-hyu-hyu-heh-heh!" Okay, IMJack, we're ready to roll, and... IMJack?
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MondayHotDog posted:Okay, IMJack, we're ready to roll, and... Well, goons are not like people, Mr. Hotdog. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated...but, like people, some of them are just jerks. ![]() Stop that, Mr. IMJack...
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Roark posted:I, uhh, would also like to express my fondness for that particular beer. Mmm...you can really taste the goat.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Oh, gee, a joke. Um... Um... Uh, funny, uh, okay. Uh, this guy walks into a bar and takes out a tiny piano and a twelve-inch pianist. Oh hoho, no, wait! I can't tell THAT one! I used to do a lot of tumbling in my act, but I'm phasing it out for more dirty limericks: "There once was a man named Enis..."
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I used to do a lot of tumbling in my act, but I'm phasing it out for more dirty limericks: "There once was a man named Enis..." What's wrong? Usually, after two or three "Truly Tasteless Jokes" you're all over me.
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Luigi Thirty posted:KKK? That's not good... ugh... Oh man, this is gonna get worse before it gets better.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:What's wrong? Usually, after two or three "Truly Tasteless Jokes" you're all over me. "Well dear, you always wanted a compact" ![]()
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Cookie Kwan posted:"Well dear, you always wanted a compact" In over 15 pages, we have never had a female quoter. But that seems to be the way the wind is blowing these days. After all, we have female singers, female motorists...
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Well that's super duper! We already have four girls on the team!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:In over 15 pages, we have never had a female quoter. But that seems to be the way the wind is blowing these days. After all, we have female singers, female motorists... He was a caring man, he was a kind man. He gave to his community and asked little in return. He-- That's a woman? Oh, dear God!
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Funky See Funky Do posted:He was a caring man, he was a kind man. He gave to his community and asked little in return. He-- I was a lot happier before I knew Dame Edna was a man. A LOT happier.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:In over 15 pages, we have never had a female quoter. But that seems to be the way the wind is blowing these days. After all, we have female singers, female motorists... This is the moment we feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it! You all thought I was mad! Many of you requested to be transferred to another quote thread! But now, ![]() ![]()
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He likes peanuts. ![]()
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Drink-Mix Man posted:He likes peanuts. ![]()
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MondayHotDog posted:
Explain how.
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Mister Kingdom posted:Mmm...you can really taste the goat. Needs more dog.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:He likes peanuts. It's a ring toss game ![]()
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Do over Ham posted:Explain how. Do over Ham posted:Needs more dog. Do Over Ham, we've talked about you hogging all the quotes...
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