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Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage
Not sure what being the Lotus of football means, but I thought it was a cool collection of goals and wish my club would do stuff like that.

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pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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Puseklepp posted:

Not sure what being the Lotus of football means, but I thought it was a cool collection of goals and wish my club would do stuff like that.

Tryhards. He's wrong though because Lotus is laughably inept in every PR thing it tries.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

City's PR rules and if more clubs emulated it I would have to watch less stupid loving youtube compilations with lens flare and trance

mrg220t
Mar 5, 2007

Kitty no go hungry again with finger food!!!

The Mash posted:

City's PR team are like the Lotus of football at this point. Just let it go, jeez

It's cool and definitely better than Liverpool's PR team. At least they didn't come out with Being City.

Bodzilla
Mar 11, 2007

Beep beep, motherf*cker!
I don't like it. They are corrupting people's education by listing Gallium's chemical symbol as "Go"

E: The whole video is littered with inaccuracies. I will never be able to trust MCFC again.

Bodzilla fucked around with this message at 09:55 on Oct 15, 2013

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


Spend a penny, raise awareness.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
The most enthusiastic man at West Brom after Anelka.

EDIT: although to be fair knowing that some dudes probably get to liaise with Official Sports Car Partners and the like and you get to hang out in the urinals with Official Cancer Awareness Partner would bring anyone down

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Finally, proof English players can take penalties as Brockenhurst beat Andover Town 15-14 on penalties:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSxMlD_Io2k

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Surely it's proof that English keepers are all poo poo

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Tsaedje posted:

Surely it's proof that English keepers are all poo poo

If the best one is Joe Hart, doesn't that make sense?

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Tsaedje posted:

Surely it's proof that English keepers are all poo poo

Doesn't say how many they saved, you'd guess at three or so each

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Total Meatlove posted:

Doesn't say how many they saved, you'd guess at three or so each

If you watch the video you can find out for sure!

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
and yet the decline in attendance for the Hampshire Senior Cup goes unnoticed

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Some images from tonight






straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Alexis: Phwoar

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
On this date, 2004:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvI8Ownk-9M

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Will Morison ever loving learn?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziY8lT5T9XU

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!
our boys :allears:
http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/watch-how-the-iceland-players-went-crazy-when-they-heard-they-had-made-world-cup-play-offs/

Spiffeh
Dec 24, 2005

:v:

tbh it looks like Zaha instigated it not Morrison

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


That's what happens when you try to be sweaty.

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Spiffeh posted:

tbh it looks like Zaha instigated it not Morrison

It takes two to tangle.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Charlotte Hornets posted:

It takes two to tangle.

I can tangle all by myself.

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

Spiffeh posted:

tbh it looks like Zaha instigated it not Morrison

Apparently Morrison was mad he didn't get to complete his hattrick with the penalty and Zaha told him to calm down

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Aug 31, 2004


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Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Really disgraceful. She could've killed the lad.

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Aug 31, 2004


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She's not that kind of player

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Mexico won 2 of 10 games and yet now they only need to get past New Zealand to make the World Cup... Please NZ trounce them.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Had Panama won that game against the US they would've only won 2 out of 10 games too. What makes no sense is Concacaf getting more than 1.5 places for the World Cup.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

tetsman posted:

Had Panama won that game against the US they would've only won 2 out of 10 games too. What makes no sense is Concacaf getting more than 1.5 places for the World Cup.

Reminds of Paraguay reaching the Copa America final without wining a single game.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Polidoro posted:

Reminds of Paraguay reaching the Copa America final without wining a single game.

I was really hoping they'd win the final on penalties as well.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Seltzer posted:

Mexico won 2 of 10 games and yet now they only need to get past New Zealand to make the World Cup... Please NZ trounce them.

Yeah nah sorry mate, we're going to get killed and we'll go back to not caring that much about football. We might even go back to calling it soccer.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Seltzer posted:


Mexico won 2 of 10 games and yet now they only need to get past New Zealand to make the World Cup... Please NZ trounce them.

CONCACAF is a joke.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Vagabundo posted:

Yeah nah sorry mate, we're going to get killed and we'll go back to not caring that much about football. We might even go back to calling it soccer.

You have an EPL defender and some tall forwards right? If so you have a really good chance at winning because the Mexican national team is full of midgets who can't finish or score/defend on set pieces.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Wait wasn't New Zealand the team that finished ahead of Italy at the last WC? they have a chance against the Mexicans imo.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Mexico are probably gonna crush NZ though, but it's fine because they'll be crushed by all of the other teams they face during the World Cup.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



El Hefe posted:

CONCACAF is a joke.

Venezuela should try to move to CONCACAF, Mexico can go to CONMEBOL like they have always wanted and we will never see them in a WC again. Win, win, win imo.

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Aug 31, 2004


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Drogadon posted:

Venezuela should try to move to CONCACAF, Mexico can go to CONMEBOL like they have always wanted and we will never see them in a WC again. Win, win, win imo.

bolivia and paraguay to concacaf, mexico and US to conmebol, watch them poo poo their pants at every away game because they're used to playing at Pizza Hut Park

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advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Concacaf should be the second conmebol tier, the bottom two conmebol teams get relegated to the concacaf and the top two concacaf have a chance to qualify for the next WC

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