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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Is the French one a lady? I thought those lines on his or her jaw was facial hair. I was wondering why the artist drew him in a dress and why he had a vuvuzela in his crotch.

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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Vagabundo posted:

Is the French one a lady? I thought those lines on his or her jaw was facial hair. I was wondering why the artist drew him in a dress and why he had a vuvuzela in his crotch.

Get a load of this guy haha.

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
Hairy French women, eh.

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf
Why is Spain crying? They won the tournament. :confused:

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections
Get your anime poo poo out of here.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
Man I fuckin miss vuvuzelas.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

ayb posted:

Get your anime poo poo out of here.



yeah this also nice goal

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

ayb posted:

Get your anime poo poo out of here.



From the same game:

msj817
Apr 1, 2003

Please help me help you forget about Jozy.

ayb posted:

the USMNT has never played at Pizza Hut Park.. And it's not even called that anymore!

Never of course with the exception for the one time they did play there in 2007 against Guatemala and I got rip roaring drunk with some Guatemalans who think that micheladas are the greatest invention of all time.

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

ayb posted:

Get your anime poo poo out of here.



drat that's a goal.

Tigren posted:

From the same game:



Lol was this dos Santos?

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good

Drogadon posted:

People making fun of a pissed off Mexican journalist. I was in the tier above where this happened and it was hilarious.



Nice meltdown

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

El Hefe posted:

drat that's a goal.


Lol was this dos Santos?

Greenbean.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

El Hefe posted:

drat that's a goal.


Lol was this dos Santos?

That's Manchester United Superstar Javier "Poco Hombre de la Basura" Hernandez.

flyingkiwi
Jun 1, 2012

Wowzers!

El Hefe posted:

Wait wasn't New Zealand the team that finished ahead of Italy at the last WC? they have a chance against the Mexicans imo.

Went undefeated mate :smuggo:

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

flyingkiwi posted:

Went undefeated mate :smuggo:

Yeah, I remember they did pretty all white






:v:

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"
Hundreds of students blocked the streets in Newcastle doing the Yaya/Kolo Toure song the other night/morning, sort of underlines what Newcastle and students are all about....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6ta37kgSBo

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...

Its everywhere, happened in Magaluf when I was there over the summer, but there the bouncers just waded in and started smashing heads :v:

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010


yeah confirming this happens all over the UK

I had to explain what it was even about to someone last weekend

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"
I'd not seen in in Manchester for a good while, didn't realise it had spread like some sort of football fan cancer.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

msj817 posted:

Never of course with the exception for the one time they did play there in 2007 against Guatemala and I got rip roaring drunk with some Guatemalans who think that micheladas are the greatest invention of all time.



Micheladas own tbf.

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

TheGoatFeeder posted:

I'd not seen in in Manchester for a good while, didn't realise it had spread like some sort of football fan cancer.

Lighten up.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
Thanks to the CONCACAF retards for ruining the pics thread for 3 pages, so it's time for a reset again

Today's 24 Hour Topic is Zinedine "Zizou" Zidane, the best footballer of his generation. Same rules apply as when we did this for Ronaldo, post ONLY pictures & videos of Zidane, and add some content if you can. The focus here is media, so while replying to a good post with a substantive & interesting followup is fine, try not to get caught up in a discussion derail.

If any of these rules are broken or I think your post sucks I'll blah blah blah. I'll leave this closed for a little while so you can get your stuff ready.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
And begin

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Should you have a spare 90 minutes, you should watch this awesome documentary from 2006 in which a camera (well, 17 cameras, to be exact) follows Zidane through an entire match against Villareal from April 2005. Highlights include -

1) Zizou garnering a beautiful assist on a goal scored by none other than the last subject of these "Footballer Focus" post-a-thons, Ronaldo.

2) His game ending with a red card after he tries to punch and choke an opposing player.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTuwlBhGPy0#t=513

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Oct 17, 2013

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse


"Why do you want to sign Zidane when we have Tim Sherwood?" - an idiot in Blackburn

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1PAjpYbttU

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004



Some random guy together with norwegian legend Runar Berg, here playing for Venezia.

vocaloid orgasm
Apr 15, 2011

I keep on singing
Eternal life
VOCALOID

That didn't take long.

http://youtu.be/1kOYq8R-rPQ

All of Zizou's touches from Real Madrid's visit to LA Galaxy in 2005. Flew cross country to see the match but being able to say I saw him play in person was worth it. Sure, it's not the most exciting video or best of his highlights but it's the closest connection I have.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Zidane was recently asked which was his best goal, he said this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aM7ixUR0cI

he also scored goals like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpFr9qP_g84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVzMBssOkp0

and my favourite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1Hh3ETcXAo

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5-tDTlsqJI

Bordeaux 3-0 Milan at the UEFA Cup 1995/1996.


advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

same goal commented by zidane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwCG5mJEIC0

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

This, of course, was Zidane's last football match (professional or international, anyway), and got him red carded in extra time of the World Cup final.

Lest we forget, he had already done this earlier in the match:



And then, the infamous headbutt:

















Zidane, of course, didn't end up winning that World Cup, but he did go out with a bang and was voted Man of the Match.

The moment was famous enough that it's been immortalized in everything from 8 bits:



to a giant statue:



And we can never forget the amazing SA edits:

http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/zidanes-headbutt-photoshopthread/

eeS.
Nov 8, 2005

STUPID AS HELL!!


No one runs away from the wall.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


I decided to do a drawing for a personal touch I hope you like it

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

This has been posted before, but I always love this picture of Materazzi with the statue

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
Aww. Who's this cute kid?!?!

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hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Just gonna leave this here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QryFUtRtUiM

edit: ignore the arseholes talking about it afterwards, only the goal matters.

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Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

The greatest goal scored in a Champions League Final, ever.

I was just about to post that.

I also had the pleasure of being at that game. I remember going into school the next morning early, to try and emulate it on the school pitch.

With zero success.

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