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My new favorite line heard today from somewhere around #190:Sethro posted:Five guys with a camcorder jerkin' off a dog isn't nothing.
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Brock Samson posted:My new favorite line heard today from somewhere around #190: I still think everyone should listen to ep 130, when Jonathan calls his dad to confirm a story haha, Jonathan is so awesome.
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Oct 15, 2013 10:37
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God, I can hardly listen to any other podcasts, they're just all so rambly and unfunny compared to these guys. This is literally the best possible use of the medium.
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Oct 15, 2013 11:18
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Fonzarelli posted:God, I can hardly listen to any other podcasts, they're just all so rambly and unfunny compared to these guys. This is literally the best possible use of the medium. I agree and I'm in the same boat. It's amazing that podcasts with a different guest on every episode aren't even half as interesting as this one, with just the same two dudes every time.
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Oct 15, 2013 12:39
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Sistergodiva posted:Seth found out the hard way why they call it the monsterweb. He's had *one* cellphone years ago but no longer does. I don't believe he's had one for the entire life of the 'cast and IIRC doesn't even have an email address, unless that changed recently. He definitely plays it up for laughs though. He may not use a lot of the tools but he's not ignorant of them (with some exceptions, I'm sure.)
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I also called Seth with something last week and he called me at 2am Saturday with a response. It was a rambling minute about how I ruined his life now. His first words were, "You bastard..." http://www.villagevoice.com/2006-09-26/news/daddy-s-girl/full/  I really hope this gets on the show because I would love to see him lay this story down on J-Dog. It's possibly the craziest story I've ever heard.
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CortezFantastic posted:I also called Seth with something last week and he called me at 2am Saturday with a response. It was a rambling minute about how I ruined his life now. His first words were, "You bastard..." You monster.
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CortezFantastic posted:I also called Seth with something last week and he called me at 2am Saturday with a response. It was a rambling minute about how I ruined his life now. His first words were, "You bastard..." Ahh, the ol' His-and-Hers-DNA-on-the-Vibrator canard. This is a very UYD story (and sweeps week SVU)
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I was playing around with the idea of possibly having a fundraiser to get Seth a new car for Christmas. As an ultimate show of gratitude, I think it would be amazing if we could pull the funds to get him a Silverado. Any interest in this? Sad thing is, with the UYD forums gone I'm not sure how to get all the fans together on something like that.
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Oct 15, 2013 19:05
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Id donate for sure.
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Oct 15, 2013 19:58
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I can spare like fifty bucks
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You can buy him the truck, but you're really just ensuring that he is eternally gouged at the loving pump.
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Oct 15, 2013 20:29
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JethroMcB posted:You can buy him the truck, but you're really just ensuring that he is eternally gouged at the loving pump. Obviously I would like to fund something he could afford. I'm just throwing it out there because he was joking about it in a recent episode. I figured I could throw up a funding page off one of those kickstarter-like sites and get Jonathan in on it. My main problem would be, I live on the other side of America, and Jonathan is known to be bad with money. But this is something I would love to do.
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I'd definitely donate. If I won the lottery, gently caress it, you get a new car! I thought Kickstarters actually had to have like, a point? As in people are going to get something or it's going to contribute to the world somehow?
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Make sure to find a dealer willing to fill the bed with cases of Pepsi max
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HipGnosis posted:I'd definitely donate. If I won the lottery, gently caress it, you get a new car! I thought Kickstarters actually had to have like, a point? As in people are going to get something or it's going to contribute to the world somehow? There are sites like https://www.giveforward.com and I'm sure there are others where it's just plain ol' donating for something. I'm pretty serious about this but my iPhone iOS7 update wiped my numbers so I lost Jon's new number. What is it again?
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Oct 15, 2013 22:14
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I could and would throw a couple grand down on a car for Seth, but I have no idea how we would even organize that or if he would truly want that.
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I think there is a line which is being crossed here. A fan calling in and posting down some football memorabilia to Seth for his birthday is one thing, but buying a whole car is too far. I know it is well meaning and all that, but consider yourself on the receiving end of the car. An offhanded comment in a comedy podcast about a car resulting in receiving a whole, multi-thousand dollar car is not something that should happen to anyone from fans as a gift. Hell, it sounds like something a segment they would read about on air and rip into really. It wouldn't feel right to me to receive a car (or any item with a high monetary, or even 'use' value) in a manner I would normally laugh at. I know the idea of it is well intentioned, but it comes off as kind of goofy and as too much to me. It breaks 'hey man, thanks, here is a way of showing my gratitude for the big 400 or whatever' and goes into almost creepy. That is just me though, who knows, maybe he would love it himself and take it on and I am just a neurotic freak?
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We'd have to gather an extra 1000 dollars to pay some guy at the Chevy dealership to put on a fake act of awarding it to him on orders from corporate, otherwise he would probably find the degree of fan outreach creepy. Maybe not, and maybe he wouldn't like it either way, but I would find it hard to turn down a gleaming truck when presented with it.
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That's what I meant by if he would even really want it. I would never suggest this as some sort of surprise, either. To be quite honest though, we'd never get the money together, so it doesn't really matter. Those trucks are like 30 grand I think. I spend more on other stuff with less purpose, so my opinion is kind of invalid when it comes to responsible gift ideas. Hah, just noticed this choice quote from the show notes on episode 6: "Kid's cocks, dumpster diving hippies, and gently caress dungeons." dvorak fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Oct 16, 2013 |
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Oct 16, 2013 00:28
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New EP y'all
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is this the concert jonathan refers to in the ep? it's wild. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXRjUem79Ic doug fuckey fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Oct 16, 2013 |
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This new episode was incredible. And Seth being excited for going to Dallas is so 
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big business sloth posted:is this the concert jonathan refers to in the ep? it's wild. Full on panny. Holy poo poo.
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Professor Latency posted:Full on panny. Holy poo poo. Yeah I'm pretty sure that actually gave me a panny. I hope everyone there was on mad acid, so at least they were enjoying it. dvorak fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Oct 17, 2013 |
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"That'll be enough, Smashmouth!" Where were you 13 years ago, Seth? 
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Oct 17, 2013 07:53
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Really enjoying this weeks episode. Loved the bit about being embarrassed.
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Oct 17, 2013 11:01
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The more they laugh, the more I laugh.
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Jippa posted:Really enjoying this weeks episode. Loved the bit about being embarrassed. "...And then you spill coffee on your Crocs." "On the kid." "On the kid's Crocs."
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Oct 17, 2013 16:36
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Melt those crocs right off.
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"Make a joke about it" "That's pretty much how I live my life"
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UYD: A Roma delivery system
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UYD: Just Do It.
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JethroMcB posted:"...And then you spill coffee on your Crocs." That may be my favorite moment in the show. Amazing episode.
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egon_beeblebrox posted:That may be my favorite moment in the show. Amazing episode. It was such an amazing spontaneous back and forth. "Just melt those Crocs right off". One of my all time favorite eps. I've listened to it like 3 times already.
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UYD: We Have Many Words For Love
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I think we got here, and we were all so like just like so ratchet from like being on like a gross boat forever that like we couldn't do poo poo, and they came through and totally kicked us down and as soon as we got our legs underneath us we just started loving, just just pinchin'... They said let us help you, you stupid white people, god you look like poo poo, let us help you, we live off this land, we have many words for love. And then they did, and the second we had a few nights sleep and had some food in us, we got our grind on. WHY? THEY DID EVERYTHING FOR YOU!
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SaxMaverick posted:I think we got here, and we were all so like just like so ratchet from like being on like a gross boat forever that like we couldn't do poo poo, and they came through and totally kicked us down and as soon as we got our legs underneath us we just started loving, just just pinchin'... So loving amazing. Just really something.
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I'm still working through the back catalogue. There is a gem of an episode where they talk about some baseball game in philly where some off duty cops teenage daughters get intentionally puked on by some rowdy fans. I was pissing myself while driving down the motorway just now. Later on seth gets really annoyed that ashton kutcher is listed as one of the top 100 most influential people in the world. 
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Jippa posted:I'm still working through the back catalogue. There is a gem of an episode where they talk about some baseball game in philly where some off duty cops teenage daughters get intentionally puked on by some rowdy fans. I was pissing myself while driving down the motorway just now. Just listened to 178, where someone interviews Ashton Kutcher and asks if he has kids and he replies he "has two beautiful girls" and Seth freaks out. "THEY AREN'T YOURS YOU DICK" The fact that Jonathan tells the story of thanksgiving and uses the word "ratchet" is amazing. You say no to ratchet pilgrims, Indians can't. SaxMaverick fucked around with this message at 12:27 on Oct 18, 2013 |
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