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Abilifier
Apr 8, 2008

Riptor posted:

This reminded me of a :spergin: moment I had recently; my girlfriend bought some Trader Joe's "sipping chocolate"; basically a very dark, low-sugar hot chocolate. The tin says "Inspired by European Tradition". It should say "Inspired by Aztec tradition"!

To be even more :spergin:, didn't the Aztecs smoke chocolate, while the Spanish were the first ones to turn it into a drink? So technically Trader Joe's would be correct.

Edit: Nope, I was wrong, it was used as a drink by the Mayans and the Aztecs for hundreds of years.

Abilifier fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Oct 18, 2013

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univbee
Jun 3, 2004




DrBouvenstein posted:

Why does Montreal get to "stay" Canadian when the rest of the province becomes independent?

As a Vermonter who likes taking trips to Montreal, you know how annoying it would be if I had to add in another country/border crossing to do so?

I think Montreal is too major of a Canadian city with way too much going on Canada-wide to ever truly split off. But it could be worse, at least you're not visiting Dahala Khagrabari (I think they were previously mentioned in this thread). They're the world's only counter-counter enclave, a Matryoshka doll of border shenanigans (first you go to Bangladesh, and then to an Indian enclave within that, which itself contains a smaller Bangladeshi enclave, which finally has the Indian Dahala Khagrabari):



They're E.

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

univbee posted:

I think Montreal is too major of a Canadian city with way too much going on Canada-wide to ever truly split off. But it could be worse, at least you're not visiting Dahala Khagrabari (I think they were previously mentioned in this thread). They're the world's only counter-counter enclave, a Matryoshka doll of border shenanigans (first you go to Bangladesh, and then to an Indian enclave within that, which itself contains a smaller Bangladeshi enclave, which finally has the Indian Dahala Khagrabari):



They're E.

That border is kind of a mess, there are 106 Indian enclaves and 92 Bangladeshi enclaves along it.

SaltyJesus fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Oct 18, 2013

made of bees
May 21, 2013
I'm curious as to how that sort of thing happens. Is it just the result enacting an actul "let every town vote on what country they want to be part of" policy?

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




made of bees posted:

I'm curious as to how that sort of thing happens. Is it just the result enacting an actul "let every town vote on what country they want to be part of" policy?

India and its neighbors are batshit insane and will fight tooth and nail for every bit of land they can. They fought over a completely useless mountain glacier region for almost 20 years and lost thousands due to the harsh weather conditions, all because, useless though it may be, letting the other guys have it would be way worse: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siachen_Conflict If I remember right, it's the highest-altitude conflict known and still has a military presence not unlike the North-South Korean border (which is its own :can: as far as borders go).

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Sometimes you just need a little forced migration and ethnic cleansing if you want :prettyborders:

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

Vivian Darkbloom posted:

It'd be pretty presumptuous for a Western scholar to try and solve such a complex conflict with a map change!

The whole map is presumptuous to begin with yet for some reason Israel and Palestine's borders are never changed in these types of "redraw the Middle East" maps.

Deep State of Mind
Jul 30, 2006

"It was a busy day. I do not remember it all. In the morning, I thought I had lost my wallet. Then we went swimming and either overthrew a government or started a pro-American radio station. I can't really remember."
Fun Shoe
Yeah they need to get cut up into West Israel and Hasidistan and there city state of Jerusalem. Then we'll be in business.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Farecoal posted:

The whole map is presumptuous to begin with yet for some reason Israel and Palestine's borders are never changed in these types of "redraw the Middle East" maps.

It's easy to say "yeah, give Sunnis and Shiites their own states" because despite how uninformed it is, you're unlikely to get many really vocal complaints about it and people will just roll their eyes over it. You change the status quo in Israel and Palestine, and your editor's going to be drowning in hate mail from one or most likely both sides.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Baronjutter posted:

Sometimes you just need a little forced migration and ethnic cleansing if you want :prettyborders:

No no, this is a modern world with modern solutions. I propose a forced integration and ethnic mixing program. Only when every child knows the Poetry of Barry White can we truly believe ourselves to be an enlightened and borderless people.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

the jizz taxi posted:

Re: Middle East maps, yeah, they're terribly lazy. Also, does anyone seriously think breaking up countries is going to solve anything? As if Iran and Turkey would be cool with an independent Kurdistan? And something tells me that multiple small and unstable Shi'a-majority states, as well as the break-up of Saudi Arabia, would play into the hand of Iran, something that I thought was pretty much against the US's vested interests in the region.

No, it wouldn't solve a damned thing. You'd be back in an "Eastern Europe in the 20s" or "India-Pakistan post-'47", where everyone involved would be agitating to liberate the little enclaves of people who should be in state X, not state Y. It makes much more sense to just help them build functioning pluralistic states, but that would be expensive, so we'll fantasize about solving their problems by drawing maps instead.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Why does Montreal get to "stay" Canadian when the rest of the province becomes independent?

As a Vermonter who likes taking trips to Montreal, you know how annoying it would be if I had to add in another country/border crossing to do so?

Because it's jammed up with so many Anglophones.

Even in the (currently remote) scenario where Quebec does gain sovereignty, it's doubtful they'd truly go it alone. When the sovereignty movement was still really chugging along in the 90s, I think the idea was to retain the Canadian currency in Quebec, and I'd expect there to be a customs union or at least the pretty free border crossings we used to see before you Yanks flipped your collective lids in the wake of 9/11.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
What money would Quebec use? The livre? The louis?

AlexG
Jul 15, 2004
If you can't solve a problem with gaffer tape, it's probably insoluble anyway.

PittTheElder posted:

No, it wouldn't solve a damned thing. You'd be back in an "Eastern Europe in the 20s" or "India-Pakistan post-'47", where everyone involved would be agitating to liberate the little enclaves of people who should be in state X, not state Y. It makes much more sense to just help them build functioning pluralistic states, but that would be expensive, so we'll fantasize about solving their problems by drawing maps instead.


Because it's jammed up with so many Anglophones.

Even in the (currently remote) scenario where Quebec does gain sovereignty, it's doubtful they'd truly go it alone. When the sovereignty movement was still really chugging along in the 90s, I think the idea was to retain the Canadian currency in Quebec, and I'd expect there to be a customs union or at least the pretty free border crossings we used to see before you Yanks flipped your collective lids in the wake of 9/11.

The combination of these two replies is fantastic. I am picturing future-independent Quebec with scads of tiny enclaves around the houses of English speakers. Problem solved.

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.

Kurtofan posted:

What money would Quebec use? The livre? The louis?

What makes you think they wouldn't use the Canadian dollar or just make their own Quebec dollar? Also an independent Quebec is not going to happen.

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx
I believe they say the same things about Scotland.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

univbee posted:

I think Montreal is too major of a Canadian city with way too much going on Canada-wide to ever truly split off.
I would counter with the possibility of Montreal being too major a Quebecois city to split it off from Quebec. It's a historically French city, with a majority French-speaking population (56,9% speaking French at home vs. 18.6% English), and the metropolitan area as a whole skews even more French. When considering its future in a plebiscite, it seems unlikely to me that a majority French city would prefer being an exclave of the Anglo-Canadian Canada, instead of joining its brethren in a free Quebec. To me, it kinda sounds like arguing that Glasgow is far too important to the UK, and thus it should remain part of the UK even if the rest of Scotland goes.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




A Buttery Pastry posted:

I would counter with the possibility of Montreal being too major a Quebecois city to split it off from Quebec. It's a historically French city, with a majority French-speaking population (56,9% speaking French at home vs. 18.6% English), and the metropolitan area as a whole skews even more French. When considering its future in a plebiscite, it seems unlikely to me that a majority French city would prefer being an exclave of the Anglo-Canadian Canada, instead of joining its brethren in a free Quebec. To me, it kinda sounds like arguing that Glasgow is far too important to the UK, and thus it should remain part of the UK even if the rest of Scotland goes.

You bring up an interesting point, now I'm just imagining Westmount becoming a counter-counter-enclave.

Kurtofan posted:

What money would Quebec use? The livre? The louis?

West Island Shilling. :Montreal Flag with a crying Youppi:

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Riso posted:

I believe they say the same things about Scotland.
The difference is Scotland hasn't had three referendums that all failed after a major push to seceed, and that the secession movement since hasn't had nearly as much support as it did when they held the referendums?

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Three referendums? I thought it was two.

Riso posted:

I believe they say the same things about Scotland.

Scotland is where Quebec was in the 90s. There's been more than one plebiscite on the issue, and independence was voted down each time. And that was when the independence movement was really at it's peak; sovereigntist sentiments seem to have only declined since that.

Which may well be what happens in Scotland. Time will tell.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



A Buttery Pastry posted:

I would counter with the possibility of Montreal being too major a Quebecois city to split it off from Quebec. It's a historically French city, with a majority French-speaking population (56,9% speaking French at home vs. 18.6% English), and the metropolitan area as a whole skews even more French. When considering its future in a plebiscite, it seems unlikely to me that a majority French city would prefer being an exclave of the Anglo-Canadian Canada, instead of joining its brethren in a free Quebec. To me, it kinda sounds like arguing that Glasgow is far too important to the UK, and thus it should remain part of the UK even if the rest of Scotland goes.

Plus, the dominant principle in international law (e.g. Yugoslavia) is that pre-existing administrative borders are maintained in the case of secession. That's why Croatia was allowed to secede from Yugoslavia, but Krajina wasn't allowed to secede from Croatia, and why Kosovo seceded from Serbia including the parts with Serbian majorities.

Of course, that also means that Canada is unlikely to allow a Québécois secession any time soon.

HookShot posted:

The difference is Scotland hasn't had three referendums that all failed after a major push to seceed, and that the secession movement since hasn't had nearly as much support as it did when they held the referendums?

One of the referenda failed with like 49%, which means that the majority of the French-speaking population supported it. That's huge for a Western secession movement.

Phlegmish fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Oct 18, 2013

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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It makes very little sense regardless. Pretty much ever major urban area stays part of Canada while the rural conservative parts split off. It really isn't much different from rural Americans thinking they don't need fancy government or city folk, they're just fine by themselves and can get everything they need independently.

Of course, the catch here is that people who live in Montreal or Quebec City are never going to vote in favor of secession, making Quebec separatism a far deader issue than most foreigners realize.

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.

Fojar38 posted:

It makes very little sense regardless. Pretty much ever major urban area stays part of Canada while the rural conservative parts split off. It really isn't much different from rural Americans thinking they don't need fancy government or city folk, they're just fine by themselves and can get everything they need independently.

Of course, the catch here is that people who live in Montreal or Quebec City are never going to vote in favor of secession, making Quebec separatism a far deader issue than most foreigners realize.

Lots of people in Montreal or Quebec City voted in favor of secession. This is not as much a rural vs urban Quebec issue as it is a French vs English Quebec issue.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Not enough voted in favor of secession, and the number that would has shrunk ever since. I find it hard to believe that anyone but the most hard-line conservative Quebecois would vote purely based on language without considering other factors such as for example, the fact that Montreal and Quebec in general has stagnated horribly since the referendum because business fled the province for Ontario. And that was a failed referendum.

RagnarokZ
May 14, 2004

Emperor of the Internet

made of bees posted:

I'm curious as to how that sort of thing happens. Is it just the result enacting an actul "let every town vote on what country they want to be part of" policy?

Apparently, it was more of a case of some of the old rulers of the area, getting into some serious gambling.

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.

Fojar38 posted:

Not enough voted in favor of secession, and the number that would has shrunk ever since. I find it hard to believe that anyone but the most hard-line conservative Quebecois would vote purely based on language without considering other factors such as for example, the fact that Montreal and Quebec in general has stagnated horribly since the referendum because business fled the province for Ontario. And that was a failed referendum.

Business has been fleeing Montreal to Toronto for several decades now, even before the first referendum even happened. Part of it was due to the Quiet Revolution (which goes back to the French vs English thing), but also Montreal's location used to be very preferential compared to Toronto. The St. Lawrence River was originally navigable until the rapids just south of Montreal, so it was the last place to dock to transfer goods inland. The Great Lakes Seaway now means that Montreal is just another point on the road. Later, it was a popular stop for airplanes before they took off to Europe. But now planes have much longer range and don't need to refuel in Montreal anymore (see why the Mirabel airport eventually failed.)

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Here's a politically loaded map of the 1995 Quebec independence referendum:



The final tally was razor thin, at 49.42% yes, 50.58% no.

During the leadup to the vote, the leader of Bloc Quebecois at the time declared that in the event of victory all Canadian Air Force planes in the province would be Quebec property, but the Canadian defense minister moved them out beforehand so they couldn't be used as pawns in any later negotiations.

Brandon Proust
Jun 22, 2006

"Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of scoring a simple goal in a simple way"

Rhesus Pieces posted:

Here's a politically loaded map of the 1995 Quebec independence referendum:




Regarding the influence of language on votes in the 95 referendum, it's pretty telling that you can tell right away where the Main is on that map.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Phlegmish posted:

Plus, the dominant principle in international law (e.g. Yugoslavia) is that pre-existing administrative borders are maintained in the case of secession. That's why Croatia was allowed to secede from Yugoslavia, but Krajina wasn't allowed to secede from Croatia, and why Kosovo seceded from Serbia including the parts with Serbian majorities.
And, as pointed out by a Canadian politician, it's trying to have your cake and eat it too. As long as the yes vote is below 50%, none of Quebec gets to go, but as soon as it's over that threshold, suddenly parts of Quebec gets to split off? Either Quebec gets the choice of leaving as a united entity, with no demands for referendums for individual areas, or individual bits of Quebec should be allowed to secede independent of the overall sentiment of the province.

E: The "Plebiscite after secession!" argument seems to be a common way for people opposed to separatism to hedge their bets.

Fojar38 posted:

It makes very little sense regardless. Pretty much ever major urban area stays part of Canada while the rural conservative parts split off. It really isn't much different from rural Americans thinking they don't need fancy government or city folk, they're just fine by themselves and can get everything they need independently.

Of course, the catch here is that people who live in Montreal or Quebec City are never going to vote in favor of secession, making Quebec separatism a far deader issue than most foreigners realize.
Except it probably isn't like that at all? That map is based on whether the county(?) in question is majority in favor of the secession of Quebec or not, not whether the blue parts think they should be independent without the urban areas. Looking at the map, I would assume it's mostly just a matter of the major urban areas being the most popular places to live, and thus where you would find the greatest concentration of Canadians from outside Quebec (Who would be much more likely to be English speaking than not.)

A Buttery Pastry fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Oct 18, 2013

ecureuilmatrix
Mar 30, 2011
^^^Vote map, let's see... That piece of the Gaspésie peninsula is the Anglophone zone on the Baie des Chaleurs from New Richmond to Restigouche; the dark red salient to the west is probably distorted by the shape of the Pontiac region, same as the exaggerated dark blue Saguenay-Lac-St-Jean in the middle. The southern districts have just enough of an english minority to go pale red, Montreal we've talked about.

The real weird one is the Beauce and Chaudière. Francophone au boutte and yet voted no. These days, they vote Conservative (gently caress you Paradis, gently caress you Bernier, gently caress youuuuuuuuuuuu)


univbee posted:

quebec.jpg

Speaking of,



One of the proposed ways Quebec would be sectioned off from Canada if they decided to separate.

Okay, those are understandable, if not necessarily workable:
-Nord-du-Québec-Jamésie: Inuit and Cree territory;
-Chunks off the Outaouais: High proportion of Anglophones;
-West Island: English and else;

But what the heck is with this Megali idea of the Eastern Townships? It's completely out of whack, it goes from the Richelieu to Mégantic to the Fleuve! That's like (fakeedit, checked) 88% Francophone.

I mean, I know a few Anglo bastions, Stanstead, Lennoxville, Compton, Eaton, the Magog border, hell my homevillage of Bury, but these are on a different scale with the West Island or the Ontario borderline.

Even going by the vote map provided just above, it should be much smaller.

Panas
Nov 1, 2009
It's called the clarity act. Quebec leaving canada is a tad bit more complicated than a %50+1 vote. And as has been stated before, support for sovereignty in Quebec has been on the decline ever since 1995. It also doesn't help that most of the PQ are outright racists. Parizeau and his comments on the "ethnic vote" come to mind.

Brandon Proust
Jun 22, 2006

"Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of scoring a simple goal in a simple way"

ecureuilmatrix posted:

-Chunks off the Outaouais: High proportion of Anglophones;

...and a local economy highly reliant on the federal public service.

GreenCard78
Apr 25, 2005

It's all in the game, yo.


~2.2 million acres or ~3500 square miles or ~60x60 miles of land.

ecureuilmatrix
Mar 30, 2011

SineNobilitate posted:

...and a local economy highly reliant on the federal public service.

That, too, yes.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

GreenCard78 posted:



~2.2 million acres or ~3500 square miles or ~60x60 miles of land.

mmmm, bison. I love me a bison burger at Ted's Montana Grill.

GreenCard78
Apr 25, 2005

It's all in the game, yo.

Mycroft Holmes posted:

mmmm, bison. I love me a bison burger at Ted's Montana Grill.



http://www.tedturner.com/turner-ranches/turner-ranch-map/

Kind of unfortunate that his land is mapped out on his site as points rather than polygons so we can actually see their shape.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

GreenCard78 posted:



http://www.tedturner.com/turner-ranches/turner-ranch-map/

Kind of unfortunate that his land is mapped out on his site as points rather than polygons so we can actually see their shape.

It's kind of funny that there's only one Ted's Montana Grill in Montana. Also that west of the Rockies there's not any of them at all.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012


http://www.policymic.com/articles/67467/this-map-shows-what-europe-will-look-like-in-2022

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

This is kind of amazing, I laughed out loud a couple of times.

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

DrSunshine posted:

I kind of want this to be a Paradox grand strategy game. It reminds me of the Holy Roman Empire! My borders!! :bahgawd:

Map of US Congressional Districts, 113th US Congress



DrSunshine posted:

I still find it incredible that the entire state of Montana is just one single congressional district!

Possibly an interesting idea -- has anyone ever proposed apportioning house districts based on population alone? A lot of these districts abut fairly awkwardly against the state borders. I assume two people just on either side of a state border have more in common than with the people in their respective state capitals.

Of course that would probably mean people in, say, Wyoming would be divided among something like south Idaho, west Dakota, and north Colorado and Utah, but in general I'd think this might make a more equitable division of people, with representatives of actual geographic areas, rather than only subsets of states. With the way culture tends to accumulate according to number of people, I'd think these representatives' constituents might be more homogeneous than in the current system.

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computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Fuschia tude posted:

Possibly an interesting idea -- has anyone ever proposed apportioning representative districts based on population alone? A lot of these districts abut fairly awkwardly against the state borders. I assume two people just on either side of a state border have more in common than with the people in their respective state capitals.

Of course that would probably mean people in, say, Wyoming would be divided among something like south Idaho, west Dakota, and north Colorado and Utah, but in general I'd think this might make a more equitable division of people, with representatives of actual geographic areas, rather than only subsets of states. With the way culture tends to accumulate according to number of people, I'd think these representatives' constituents might be more homogeneous than in the current system.

You'd need a constitutional amendment to change it because the idea when the Constitution was made is that states are essentially independent countries that have voting representatives in a common council (think akin to the EU).

Besides that though, most districts are fairly representational, at least in terms of "has the same number of people per Representative". They'll all roughly 700,000 people per rep +/- 10% (so 630,000 to 770,000), with some exceptions (Iowa is like 600,000 people per rep while Utah is 920,000 people per rep).

Here's a map that details it: (interactive link here)



edit: The data might be a little out of date as it's from 2008 but you get the general idea.

computer parts fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Oct 19, 2013

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