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Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

anyone skimreading that, Taylor in central defence isn't Steven Taylor, who's not terrible and was v.highly rated as a youngster. It's Martin Taylor, best known for crocking Eduardo and generally being unable to cope with attackers who can move both legs in tandem and sometimes at speed

Mail one is actually miles worse though, only Richards and Walcott even made the England squad (with Sinclair the only other decent shout to do so one day)

Babby Thatcher fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Oct 19, 2013

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Babby Thatcher posted:

anyone skimreading that, Taylor in central defence isn't Steven Taylor, who's not terrible and was v.highly rated as a youngster. It's Martin Taylor, best known for crocking Eduardo and generally being unable to cope with attackers who can move both legs in tandem and sometimes at speed

Mail one is actually miles worse though, only Richards and Walcott even made the England squad (with Sinclair the only other decent shout to do so one day)

Amos could be in with a shout. He's only 23, England's keepers are poo poo, etc. He will probably have to leave United to do it though.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Pipski posted:

England's 'Team Of The Future' according to the Daily Mail, in 2007:



This is why it's bad to pick players based on 'potential'

Michael Johnson was quality, mind.

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Its not to late for poor Sam "Hutch" Hutchinsoin

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Does Micah Richards still exist?

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

St Evan Echoes posted:

Does Micah Richards still exist?

Yes, in fact he captained Manchester City like 3 matches ago

He was injured most of last season, also Zabaleta is good

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Tonge, the scourge of the Stoke city reserves

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
If Park Ji-Sung's wife divorced him and took half of all his stuff, she'd have 2 more Premier League medals than Steven Gerrard.....

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Riotgrrill posted:

Exactly what I thought of as well!

Never will not be funny.

Ah, back when James Milner was a striker

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

MrL_JaKiri posted:

Ah, back when James Milner was a striker

quote:

future England manager Alan Shearer

:stare:

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

"All three will be at their peak, and the onlooking David Beckham, who will probably retire from football at 30 to pursue a rock career, will smile in the stands as his successors shine."

lol the truth was even more unlikely and embarrassing

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Rising English stars Aliadiare and O'Shea

absolutely everything about that article is gold, the perfect mix of players that couldn't hack championship football and ones that turned out to be just ok for the prem, in a formation that would be a disaster of people playing in the wrong position.

And Chris loving Kirkland.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Maybe if they'd played that team they would have qualified for Euro 2008.

Makes you think.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.





That, right there, so succinctly sums up my feelings right now. We are seemingly doomed… But there is a chance of a turnaround.. This is Man U we’re talking about, we are the masters of ripping the earth out from under your feet. But then at the same time, where Fergie led us strength to strength, Moyes may well take us to the pits of football hell



Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Oct 23, 2013

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003
y always r we talking bout "Manchester red" or "manchester blue"? y not friendship version "manchester purple"? (becuz purple is red + blue)

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.


Top level banter, here.

crappledan
Dec 17, 2009

Serious Title Contenders

CisSTAR 19 posted:



Top level banter, here.

drat

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_OC2McnF50

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?




quote:

I make great bollognaise to get in your mums' knickers

:staredog:

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

a new and innovative form of blackface

Your Weird Uncle
Jan 16, 2006
Boneless Rusto Thrash.

CisSTAR 19 posted:



Top level banter, here.

:P :P :P

Your Weird Uncle
Jan 16, 2006
Boneless Rusto Thrash.

is this a good example of british hip hop tia

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Your Weird Uncle posted:

is this a good example of british hip hop tia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDZNxO1NrF4

Redundant
Sep 24, 2011

Even robots have feelings!
The (I assume) overpriced wrestling belt tells me everything I need to know about this.

Your Weird Uncle
Jan 16, 2006
Boneless Rusto Thrash.

holy gently caress

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/FootyHumour/status/395928136077959168

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Lots of crazy words about football.

http://footballisfixed.blogspot.co.uk/?m=1

quote:

WE, THE ARBITRAGEURS OF THE NEOHYPERREALITIES OF POST-STRUCTURALIST FOOTBALL - EXPOSING CORRUPTION SINCE 2006

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
The Post To End All Posts:

http://imgur.com/a/vwq9u

82 gems like


Jamie Colander, Wasabi Alonso, Alvaro Barb(fish)beloa


Joe Allen-key


Joe Coal


Kazuyuki Yoda

And so on and on and on and on...

crappledan
Dec 17, 2009

Serious Title Contenders

Adulterous Hitler posted:

The Post To End All Posts:

http://imgur.com/a/vwq9u

82 gems like


Jamie Colander, Wasabi Alonso, Alvaro Barb(fish)beloa


Joe Allen-key


Joe Coal


Kazuyuki Yoda

And so on and on and on and on...

did one guy do all of these

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Holy moly that is a treasure trove.

This one tickled me.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Holy poo poo, some of those are actually hilarious.




Athletic Bilbo


Chavi


Dan Pet Rescue


John Obi Wan Kenobi

Seriously, go to the link if you haven't already.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Yeah these are amazing.

agbonlawhore


Fabricio COLLIEccini


Iain TOWIE

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
That link's loving amazing. I know we say it in this thread all the time, but wrong loving thread!

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



quote:

Iain TOWIE


Jesus, thanks for the nightmare fuel.

Cabal Ties
Feb 28, 2004
Yam Slacker

Adulterous Hitler posted:


Jamie Colander, Wasabi Alonso, Alvaro Barb(fish)beloa

I unironically thought that was Robbie fowler on the right for a moment

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

CareyB posted:

I unironically thought that was Robbie fowler on the right for a moment

And now I can't unsee it.

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Quiet Batperson
Oct 20, 2013

crappledan posted:

did one guy do all of these

They're from a thread on redcafe I think.

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