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Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Jozy definitely has a gut.

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generally I prefer
Apr 17, 2006


good fundamentals

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I actually just noticed it was a women's team. That is amazing, I forwarded it to one of my coworkers who follows women's football like crazy. She's also been telling me about the Women's UEFA Championships lately, which I didn't even know existed. Pretty cool.

For content.

Rossi scored a 15 minute hattrick yesterday, against Juventus, when they were 2 nil down in the second half. This was also the first time that Fiorentina has beaten Juventus since 2008. The first time that Fiorentina had beaten Juventus at home in 15 years. It was also Rossi's first professional hat trick. Keep in mind that he has been out 2 years for knee surgeries. He also had to see the physio at the 2 minute mark and was almost subbed off.

In fact, Gabriel Batistuta's goal 15 years ago beat Juventus, and one of his trademark celebrations was the machine gun. Tevez did this because he's an rear end in a top hat. So did Pogba. Seems as if the whole thing backfired. My brother in law has a picture with Batistuta. He works at a restaurant right outside the Duomo. Batistuta came in there just about 6 months ago and that was that.

That game was a great game all around, but a fantastic one as a Fiorentina fan.

Soulex fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Oct 21, 2013

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Brutal

Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.
Did anyone see the new Mercurial commercial??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOvcWuSWSq0

Super, super nice of them to include footage of their newest acquisition. Bale must be so happy (even if he's in black and white only)!

Lazlow
Nov 30, 2004

JP Money posted:

Did anyone see the new Mercurial commercial??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOvcWuSWSq0

Super, super nice of them to include footage of their newest acquisition. Bale must be so happy (even if he's in black and white only)!

Maybe I'm missing something here, but, uh... Portugal acquired Bale?

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Lazlow posted:

Maybe I'm missing something here, but, uh... Portugal acquired Bale?

What does Gareth Bale look like.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
Dont think moyes is going to get a song like this made about his reign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCPr-fe_I_w

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

Lazlow posted:

Maybe I'm missing something here, but, uh... Portugal acquired Bale?

england passed up on him, plus there's a lot of xenophobia in the country.

portugal snagged him up mate

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Weaponized Cum posted:

england passed up on him, plus there's a lot of xenophobia in the country.

portugal snagged him up mate

England passed up on him because we're waiting for Januzaj 'mate'.

Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.

Lazlow posted:

Maybe I'm missing something here, but, uh... Portugal acquired Bale?

My bad, saw white and immediately thought RM. I'm an idiot. Point still stands that his new buddy Bale is in there.

Lazlow
Nov 30, 2004

Zlatan Imhobitch posted:

What does Gareth Bale look like.

No, I got that, kudos on the monkey joke (I chuckled, really), only CR's with Portugal there, not Real, hence the question of who acquired whom.

But really, who gives a poo poo

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
Cross posting from the Serie A thread courtesy of GD but this is too loving funny

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

tbp posted:

Cross posting from the Serie A thread courtesy of GD but this is too loving funny



I don't get it

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Zlatan Imhobitch posted:

I don't get it

Destro before and after his injury

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
wolves biggest fan

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

tbp posted:

Cross posting from the Serie A thread courtesy of GD but this is too loving funny



michele jonsonio

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

tbp posted:

Cross posting from the Serie A thread courtesy of GD but this is too loving funny



Not surprising that FIFA 14 stuck with his "before" photo.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

tbp posted:

Cross posting from the Serie A thread courtesy of GD but this is too loving funny



trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I don't think the video of this has been posted yet, it's so much better when you see: a) Redknapp's reaction; b) the video's conclusion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1sg5m7nY4U

sircozzie
Jul 8, 2011

Release the Meerkat

trem_two posted:

I don't think the video of this has been posted yet, it's so much better when you see: a) Redknapp's reaction; b) the video's conclusion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1sg5m7nY4U

That is absolutely glorious, thank you

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Oops, beaten.

Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.

Someone quoted a post with this video on this very page.

a top top lad
Feb 28, 2003

Triffic really. Proper player.


edit: didn't see cadfael posted this in the matchday thread. Would imagine it's his work.

a top top lad fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Oct 21, 2013

dox
Mar 4, 2006

a top top lad posted:



edit: didn't see cadfael posted this in the matchday thread. Would imagine it's his work.

video does it some justice... he's in the midfield circle one second and the next the bullet is flying into the net as the keeper hopelessly flails

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KbICzi78no

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Classic Match of the Day, Kidderminster Harriers vs West Ham United, 1994 FA Cup 5th Round
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pufluzoc6-Q

Includes Clive Tyldesley saying the pitch is in good condition :laffo:

sweek0
May 22, 2006

Let me fall out the window
With confetti in my hair
Deal out jacks or better
On a blanket by the stairs
I'll tell you all my secrets
But I lie about my past

dox posted:

video does it some justice... he's in the midfield circle one second and the next the bullet is flying into the net as the keeper hopelessly flails

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KbICzi78no

And can I just also throw in that Kasami is left footed. Bloody hell.

Reek
Nov 3, 2002

every.fucking.year.
this is a masterpiece

http://instagram.com/p/cZ9DMYs78I/

Bloodbath
Apr 10, 2005

GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN KINGDOMS

trem_two posted:

I don't think the video of this has been posted yet, it's so much better when you see: a) Redknapp's reaction; b) the video's conclusion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1sg5m7nY4U

I wish there was footage of his reaction after turning around and seeing they'd conceded, is there any?

There was some loving tasty goals this weekend, that Zlatan one is unbelievable.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


I do not like this.

sweek0
May 22, 2006

Let me fall out the window
With confetti in my hair
Deal out jacks or better
On a blanket by the stairs
I'll tell you all my secrets
But I lie about my past
Really quite intrigued by this map of all Premier League and La Liga players' home towns. Especially the fact that there are no players from the whole of Asia, apart from South Korea and Japan.
https://mapsengine.google.com/map/edit?mid=z4jwuyraih1g.k-ByJUU58IQs

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

sweek0 posted:

Really quite intrigued by this map of all Premier League and La Liga players' home towns. Especially the fact that there are no players from the whole of Asia, apart from South Korea and Japan.
https://mapsengine.google.com/map/edit?mid=z4jwuyraih1g.k-ByJUU58IQs

Poland, the Land of Goalkeepers.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFEpJ4kX8V8

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

On my phone just now so can't embed it.

http://youtu.be/Qx4ZnGeT4K4

Fat, middle aged man who is better than Jozy.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


:stare:

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
:'(

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Cristiano Ronaldo is literally Michael Jackson.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010



"A good football team is over there"

:xd:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

El Hefe posted:

Cristiano Ronaldo is literally Michael Jackson.

Big Ron Knew.

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Robin Fat Persie

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