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Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

JetsGuy posted:

With the Stargate, I'm sure the Jaffa would have unlimited brass and lead. ;)

EDIT:
BUt yes, given that or a magic staff weapon that will die hundreds of years from now...

I'm not what you mean by "with the stargate" there is no gunpowder manufacturing industry amoung the jaffa, and while brass can be reused, and Jaffa craftsman would be able to learn the casting of bullets, manufacturing primers for those tiny cartridges would be time consuming at best and require the production of many specialized tools.

But also, why would we give them p90s? AKs would be a much better option, cheaper, more reliable, and can be easily manufactured by the Jaffa themselves. Well, I guess I could see why we wouldn't want that.

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JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES

Snak posted:

I'm not what you mean by "with the stargate" there is no gunpowder manufacturing industry amoung the jaffa, and while brass can be reused, and Jaffa craftsman would be able to learn the casting of bullets, manufacturing primers for those tiny cartridges would be time consuming at best and require the production of many specialized tools.

But also, why would we give them p90s? AKs would be a much better option, cheaper, more reliable, and can be easily manufactured by the Jaffa themselves. Well, I guess I could see why we wouldn't want that.

Jaffa, you were to load these casings with 28g of powder, but they have 28.5g! YOU HAVE NO HONOR!
*zats Jaffa in front of scale*

JetsGuy fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Oct 15, 2013

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Just reminded me of Teal`c with his dual P90's, gif anyone?

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

Rocksicles posted:

Just reminded me of Teal`c with his dual P90's, gif anyone?

Oh Teal'c - he always looked so silly with those things, especially around season 10 when he would just carry a P90 around and just fire it one-handed at people.

Hewlett fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Oct 15, 2013

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
The best part of Stargate being filmed in Canada is that you get to see familiar faces turn up in funny places, like late 90's quasi-softcore porn movies on TLN at 3 in the morning.

Avulsion
Feb 12, 2006
I never knew what hit me

Tighclops posted:

The best part of Stargate being filmed in Canada is that you get to see familiar faces turn up in funny places, like late 90's quasi-softcore porn movies on TLN at 3 in the morning.

Please elaborate, preferably with pictures.

vandelay industries
Apr 6, 2007

what delay industries?
Those are all pretty spot on explanations and I completely agree, but I'm pretty sure the producers didn't think that deeply into it and it was just a plot device to give Earth a chance at winning battles against the Guo'uld. Then again, I could be completely wrong.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

When I saw one of the Twilight movies I knew it was filmed in Canada because I recognized 3 Stargate actors.

GuardianOfAsgaard
Feb 1, 2012

Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods

Rocksicles posted:

Just reminded me of Teal`c with his dual P90's, gif anyone?





Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Okay I have a gif request... Cam's action hero zombie fantasy from the beginning for 200 where he's shooting guns in two directions at once would make an awesome gif...

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

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Snak posted:

Okay I have a gif request... Cam's action hero zombie fantasy from the beginning for 200 where he's shooting guns in two directions at once would make an awesome gif...

Hell, just make gifs of that entire episode.

Farscape scene especially.

GuardianOfAsgaard
Feb 1, 2012

Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods

Snak posted:

Okay I have a gif request... Cam's action hero zombie fantasy from the beginning for 200 where he's shooting guns in two directions at once would make an awesome gif...







Deakul posted:

Hell, just make gifs of that entire episode.

Farscape scene especially.

Did that one a while back.

night_chrono
Dec 10, 2008

Shux posted:

Yeah I've just watched Atlantis again. His background was nothing more than a pilot in Afghanistan. He didn't follow orders to come back to base instead flying into pick up a squad in trouble or something. So he was ballsy for sure, but he is no Seagal in Under Siege.

So he would have had only standard pilot survival/combat training I would guess.

His ex-wife mentioned in a conversation that he would take a phone call, and then be off flying black-ops flights. He was still a pilot, but a top-secret pilot.

Avulsion
Feb 12, 2006
I never knew what hit me

night_chrono posted:

His ex-wife mentioned in a conversation that he would take a phone call, and then be off flying black-ops flights. He was still a pilot, but a top-secret pilot.

I like to think he was just a big Die Hard fan.

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

Aatrek posted:

It's funny you're talking about Jaffa weaponry. I was just watching "The Warrior" (5x18) where Carter shows off how much better their P90s are than the staff weapons.

"And just because my weapon's ammo is on the outside instead of the inside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle."

If anyone wants me I'll be in the back of the crowd shot, wearing the silver painted woollen jumper of shame.

Lovely Joe Stalin fucked around with this message at 12:25 on Oct 16, 2013

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
On the plus side your joke isn't as bad as the line you're making fun of

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

GuardianOfAsgaard posted:

Did that one a while back.



If you didn't love every second of this scene there is something terribly wrong with you.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

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GuardianOfAsgaard posted:








Did that one a while back.



I love you.

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

Rapey Joe Stalin posted:

"And just because my weapon's ammo is on the outside instead of the inside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle."

If anyone wants me I'll be in the back of the crowd shot, wearing the silver painted woollen jumper of shame.

I laughed, if it makes you feel any better.
:unsmith:

It shouldn't.

alg
Mar 14, 2007

A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.

I kind of wish this show had used a pronunciation guide. Half the humans say Goold instead of Go-ah-oold and now O'Neill is saying Nerdy instead of Near-Tee.

WarLocke
Jun 6, 2004

You are being watched. :allears:

alg posted:

and now O'Neill is saying Nerdy instead of Near-Tee.

I'm pretty sure this is intentional on Jack's part.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

alg posted:

I kind of wish this show had used a pronunciation guide. Half the humans say Goold instead of Go-ah-oold and now O'Neill is saying Nerdy instead of Near-Tee.

I'm pretty sure Jack says goold on purpose too. It's also really realistic for people to use their own pronunciation of foreign words despite availability of authentic pronunciation. Throughout the show, Jack shows disinterest or distane for alien works and just says them how he wants. I don't think it's laziness or sloppiness on the part of RDA, but rather part of Jack's character. He says everything with his own lazy slang.

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

I always loved Hammond's pronunciation of Goa'uld. "Gewwld."

Mortanis
Dec 28, 2005

It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
College Slice

Hewlett posted:

I always loved Hammond's pronunciation of Goa'uld. "Gewwld."

Close. The correct pronunciation here is, of course, "Hammond of Texas".

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

Mortanis posted:

Close. The correct pronunciation here is, of course, "Hammond of Texas".

You also can't do it without waving your hand over your head like Bra'tac does. :3:

alg
Mar 14, 2007

A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.

Yeah, those are good points. I've been watching Trek too long.

The episode with Jack and Maybourne on drugs in the jungle was fuckin' awesome, though it was weird that Maybourne got gutshot then just kind of went on loving with Jack. :clint:

twoot
Oct 29, 2012

I'm sure that everyone in the thread will be craving for a piece of this amazing quality stargate merchandise @ 6:08; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNtzWbCgG2E

twoot fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Oct 18, 2013

alg
Mar 14, 2007

A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.

It sucks they had to write Jonas Quinn out to write Daniel Jackson back in :(

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

alg posted:

It sucks they had to write Jonas Quinn out to write Daniel Jackson back in :(

Especially since I thought they made a good team when they had their brief overlap at the top of season 7.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

alg posted:

It sucks they had to write Jonas Quinn out to write Daniel Jackson back in :(

Wasn't he bitching about not getting enough screentime, so they killed/ascended him.

vandelay industries
Apr 6, 2007

what delay industries?

ded posted:

Wasn't he bitching about not getting enough screentime, so they killed/ascended him.

Yeah, that and he didn't like where his character was going story-wise or something. It's never been explicitly revealed in any interviews or wiki pages, though. But I can only assume it was Michael Shanks being a diva.

Shux
Feb 25, 2012

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vandelay industries posted:

Yeah, that and he didn't like where his character was going story-wise or something. It's never been explicitly revealed in any interviews or wiki pages, though. But I can only assume it was Michael Shanks being a diva.

I always had the idea that he thought the show was going to be more about his character and struggles with the military blah blah blah. He didn't expect RDA to be so awesome.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Er, I'm pretty sure Michael Shanks just wanted some time off to be with his family which is why they ascended him, as a super-obvious means of returning him whenever they felt like it. And in fact, they did just that in several guest appearances throughout the Jonas season as well as still bringing him in to voice Thor, so it's not like he was completely disconnected with the show's production during that period.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

McSpanky posted:

Er, I'm pretty sure Michael Shanks just wanted some time off to be with his family which is why they ascended him, as a super-obvious means of returning him whenever they felt like it. And in fact, they did just that in several guest appearances throughout the Jonas season as well as still bringing him in to voice Thor, so it's not like he was completely disconnected with the show's production during that period.

He and Christopher Judge are like best friends, so Judge had him guest star in all the episodes he wrote/directed while Shanks was off the show. At least that's what I've been told...

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

One important thing as well was RDA wanted less screen time which meant Shanks would get the more screen time that he wanted.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Again, going from memory here, wasn't that partially because RDA wanted it to be more of an ensemble show and not have a main character? i.e. he didn't want Shanks hogging the spotlight either?

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

Snak posted:

Again, going from memory here, wasn't that partially because RDA wanted it to be more of an ensemble show and not have a main character? i.e. he didn't want Shanks hogging the spotlight either?

Shanks was probably pissed off because from Season 8 onward, RDA literally started taking up most of the screen.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I thought by that late he was getting old and fat and wanted more family time.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

Yes, that was the joke.

Still owned the poo poo out of every scene he was in.

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Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

Yes, that was the joke.

Still owned the poo poo out of every scene he was in.

Eh, I do remember him patently phoning in some of those early cameo scenes early in season 9, like the one with Daniel at the end of "Origin" where he really looked like he couldn't give less of a gently caress on screen.

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