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Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


What happens when you just decide not to pay damages that the mediation firms claim you owed since you disagreed with their decision?

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Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice
Then they pay to hold you in a private debtor's prison?

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

LtStorm posted:

Sooooooo, to try to lighten things up a bit;



This showed up on my wall. I live in Mississippi, this is posted by a co-worker's fiance who lives here and has lived here his entire life.

I have done student teaching in high schools and science demonstrations at about a half dozen total. Every single one features reciting the pledge of allegiance after the morning bell, and has "IN GOD WE TRUST" flag plaques all over the loving place.

Then again, I have heard people talk who seriously think it's illegal to recite the pledge in school and they're being rebels by doing it anyway. This state is terrible.

In one of my few Facebook victories, I actually changed someone's mind about this. I kept hammering that the US isn't some lovely tinpot dictatorship that needs to force children to say loyalty pledges every day. He was wavering, but still insisting kids need to learn about how great America is or whatever and civics class wasn't enough...then I thought of a winning knock-down argument and he conceded. Want to know what it was?

"How would you like it if instead of just teaching what evolution is, schools made kids pledge to believe in it every day"
:negative:
Texas...

e: Ugh, I tried to go through his wall to find the conversation but I just can't wade through that much horrible poo poo this morning. Here, you can have this one while I go make coffee and cry about the future

VitalSigns fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Oct 22, 2013

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Buzkashi posted:

Then they pay to hold you in a private debtor's prison?

Yes but how do they get you there is you have a bigger security force? The only way I see this going is that the only thing the Great Men will be spending money on is huge private armies and then have wars to determine who is on top of what region. So basically An-Caps sound like they want to go live in cartel controlled Mexico and could probably live out their dreams right now if they really were committed to their ideology; I don't know how easy it is to immigrate there.

VitalSigns posted:

In one of my few Facebook victories, I actually changed someone's mind about this. I kept hammering that the US isn't some lovely tinpot dictatorship that needs to force children to say loyalty pledges every day. He was wavering, but still insisting kids need to learn about how great America is or whatever and civics class wasn't enough...then I thought of a winning knock-down argument and he conceded. Want to know what it was?

"How would you like it if instead of just teaching what evolution is, schools made kids pledge to believe in it every day"
:negative:
Texas...

I won some people over on this with "America is a pretty great place so why do we need to make kids recite something instead of just letting its inherent strengths speak for themselves." I think a lot of pro-Pledge people are just for it because of tradition and really aren't as attached once they start thinking about what it really is.

Eggplant Squire fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Oct 22, 2013

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Pretty much. George Clooney apparently dies in the end

Really it's well before the end, and the last third of the move is Bullock's character overcoming internal and external obstacles in order to continue living.

It's feminist in the sense that a woman is shown to be a strong, capable human being.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

prom candy posted:

An-caps would use private security firms to handle that, and private mediation firms to handle disputes.

I own a private security firm. Now I own everything. I am somehow not a government.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


VideoTapir posted:

I own a private security firm. Now I own everything. I am somehow not a government.

An-Caps sound like it's not the idea of government they hate, they just wish they were at the ground floor of making one that they are in charge of.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Radish posted:

An-Caps sound like it's not the idea of government they hate, they just wish they were think they will be at the ground floor of making one that they are in charge of.

That's more like it.

VVVVVV Christianity has billions of followers! You can't judge a whole religion because some rear end in a top hat said something stupid or some priests molested some children and the conspiracy to cover it up reached to the highest levels of the largest denomination.

Atheists like you are such bigots.

VitalSigns fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Oct 22, 2013

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


VitalSigns posted:

e: Ugh, I tried to go through his wall to find the conversation but I just can't wade through that much horrible poo poo this morning. Here, you can have this one while I go make coffee and cry about the future


Lets just ignore that you could probably find stuff just as bad by looking through stuff Christian preachers have said.

socialsecurity
Aug 30, 2003

muscles like this? posted:

Lets just ignore that you could probably find stuff just as bad by looking through stuff Christian preachers have said.

"Look at the crazy anti-science things these religous people have said" is possibly the worst vector of attack the right could ever attempt.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


muscles like this? posted:

Lets just ignore that you could probably find stuff just as bad by looking through stuff Christian preachers have said.

You could put a bunch of televangelists or true believers like the Duggers in place of those guys' pictures and I don't think it would look out of place at all.

I mean Robertson alone would be good for a bunch.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/10/08/pat-robertson-god-can-cause-missing-limbs-to-grow-back-but-dont-pray-for-that/

socialsecurity posted:

"Look at the crazy anti-science things these religous people have said" is possibly the worst vector of attack the right could ever attempt.

Seriously, even they have to know that's a terrible idea.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

No, our anti-science comes from Jesus and the good lord. Theirs comes from their filthy pagan moon god.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

muscles like this? posted:

Lets just ignore that you could probably find stuff just as bad by looking through stuff Christian preachers have said.
I can imagine the exact same image with a different header being posted by moderate/nonpracticing Muslims. Whoever posted that probably considers all Muslims to be a monolithic bloc though.

Radish posted:

You could put a bunch of televangelists or true believers like the Duggers in place of those guys' pictures and I don't think it would look out of place at all.

I mean Robertson alone would be good for a bunch.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/27/pat-robertson-aids-rings_n_3824401.html

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

muscles like this? posted:

Lets just ignore that you could probably find stuff just as bad by looking through stuff Christian preachers have said.

I don't know about that, I'm sure there are no crazy Chri...

John Shimkus on the climate posted:

I do believe in the Bible as the final word of God, And I do believe that God said the Earth would not be destroyed by a flood.

Oh...

Jerry Falwell on health posted:

AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals

Could probably keep going, but I won't.

El Anansi
Jan 27, 2008

Rigged Death Trap posted:

No, our anti-science comes from Jesus and the good lord. Theirs comes from their filthy pagan moon god.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Guavanaut posted:

I can imagine the exact same image with a different header being posted by moderate/nonpracticing Muslims. Whoever posted that probably considers all Muslims to be a monolithic bloc though.

This is true. I was in Istanbul last month hanging out with largely agnostic Turkish friend, and we were talking about the movement to make the Hagia Sophia back into a mosque. He told me that secular Turks call the end of Ramadan "candy holiday" because you give out candy then, and that some conservative Muslims get really pissed off about changing the name of a religious holiday and making it about candy.

...so I got to share with him magical stories about our War on Christmas :sassargh:

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

Radish posted:

Yes but how do they get you there is you have a bigger security force? The only way I see this going is that the only thing the Great Men will be spending money on is huge private armies and then have wars to determine who is on top of what region. So basically An-Caps sound like they want to go live in cartel controlled Mexico and could probably live out their dreams right now if they really were committed to their ideology; I don't know how easy it is to immigrate there.

See, now I'm imagining a pseudo-feudal society where the various companies feud like the kings of medieval Europe.

Microsoft and Apple are locked in a century-old struggle over the production rights to the PC. But now the God-CEO-King of Apple has died, and his heir's claim is weak. The R&D and production departments are ready to declare independence while the forces of Microsoft gather for the knockout blow. But from afar, IBM has watched carefully, and has now called its levies to join the war - but is it for a share in the spoils or to side with Apple and crush the tyranny of Microsoft once and for all.


quote:

I won some people over on this with "America is a pretty great place so why do we need to make kids recite something instead of just letting its inherent strengths speak for themselves." I think a lot of pro-Pledge people are just for it because of tradition and really aren't as attached once they start thinking about what it really is.

Having been born in East Germany and having grown up with the stories of my parents about it, the pledge always sounded incredibly creepy to me. Why are you demanding school-children pledge allegience when they probably neither understand what allegience means nor are legally able to pledge anything? It really sounds like something a communist gvernment would introduce (minus the "under god" part, I suppose): "I pledge my life to the flag of our worker's republic and swear that I shall defend it always, betray it never, and give my life to defend the achievements of the working class."

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

ArchangeI posted:

See, now I'm imagining a pseudo-feudal society where the various companies feud like the kings of medieval Europe.

That is what AnarchoCapitalism is - palatable neofeudalism.

Personally I don't mind the pledge, but I also think American Nationalism can be used against neofeudalism.

Mc Do Well fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Oct 22, 2013

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


ArchangeI posted:

Having been born in East Germany and having grown up with the stories of my parents about it, the pledge always sounded incredibly creepy to me. Why are you demanding school-children pledge allegience when they probably neither understand what allegience means nor are legally able to pledge anything? It really sounds like something a communist gvernment would introduce (minus the "under god" part, I suppose): "I pledge my life to the flag of our worker's republic and swear that I shall defend it always, betray it never, and give my life to defend the achievements of the working class."

It is really creepy once you actually think about what kids are saying before they are able to understand it and it gets drilled into them. Of course if you lead off with that to someone that thinks it's inherently a patriotic and good thing they are going to immediately become closed off to the argument.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

muscles like this? posted:

Lets just ignore that you could probably find stuff just as bad by looking through stuff Christian preachers have said.

That won't work for the atheist libertarians, though. At least, not the way you want it to.

nyquil hangover
Jun 27, 2013

sick but sociable
Pledgechat brought up memories of my uncle blaming Sandy Hook on the lack of morality in schools today. "Do they even make kids say the pledge anymore?" he asked incredulously.

Why do conservatives have such a hard-on for the pledge. They hate government! And they want their kids to mandatorily recite a speech pledging allegiance to it. :wtf:

Emron
Aug 2, 2005

They see it as a pledge to Real America, not Fake America With A Functioning Federal Government.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

nyquil hangover posted:

Pledgechat brought up memories of my uncle blaming Sandy Hook on the lack of morality in schools today. "Do they even make kids say the pledge anymore?" he asked incredulously.

Why do conservatives have such a hard-on for the pledge. They hate government! And they want their kids to mandatorily recite a speech pledging allegiance to it. :wtf:

It makes a lot of sense when you consider that the Pledge was not written by the US government nor did they request it. Its basically government fan-fiction to support a dream society so of course crazies disconnected from reality love it.

Plus you can't mandate kids say it in schools it has to be optional so of course they're pissed off they said it their whole lives and never once bothered to question if they had to. Except the Jehovah's Witnesses. They were there from the beginning complaining about the whole thing.

ProperGanderPusher
Jan 13, 2012




nyquil hangover posted:

Pledgechat brought up memories of my uncle blaming Sandy Hook on the lack of morality in schools today. "Do they even make kids say the pledge anymore?" he asked incredulously.

Once you tolerate cussin', smokin', skippin' church, and you quit exhibiting Cold War levels of jingoism, it's only a matter of time before you shoot up an elementary school. Mental illness is a liberal conspiracy to excuse people of sinful behavior.

Bubbacub
Apr 17, 2001

Barudak posted:

It makes a lot of sense when you consider that the Pledge was not written by the US government nor did they request it. Its basically government fan-fiction to support a dream society so of course crazies disconnected from reality love it.

Wikipedia posted:

The Pledge was supposed to be quick and to the point. Bellamy designed it to be recited in 15 seconds. As a socialist, he had initially also considered using the words equality and fraternity but decided against it – knowing that the state superintendents of education on his committee were against equality for women and African Americans.

After being reviewed by Upham and other members of The Youth's Companion, the Pledge was approved and put in the official Columbus Day program. Bellamy noted that "In later years the words 'to my flag' were changed to 'to the flag of the United States of America' because of the large number of foreign children in the schools." Bellamy disliked the change, as "it did injure the rhythmic balance of the original composition."

Swearing of the Pledge is accompanied by a salute. An early version of the salute, adopted in 1892, was known as the Bellamy salute. It started with the hand outstretched toward the flag, palm down, and ended with the palm up. Because of the similarity between the Bellamy salute and the Nazi salute, developed later, the United States Congress instituted the hand-over-the-heart gesture as the salute to be rendered by civilians during the Pledge of Allegiance and the national anthem in the United States, instead of the Bellamy salute.

The pledge was actually pretty awesome before they watered it down.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Bubbacub posted:

The pledge was actually pretty awesome before they watered it down.

Its been revised like 4 times and like most reboots it keeps getting worse. Its a rather interesting bit of Americana but there are reasons why it's so alien to most other world citizens experiences. Its a non-mandatory oath of allegiance to begin with and then its not even to a government but a symbolic representation of it.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
I always found this to be the best version of the pledge:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=618U-_8o31k

"This is not a form of brainwashing." :geno:

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012





I remember in Virginia they stopped making the pledge "mandatory" (though I guess it legally wasn't they pretty much compelled you to) in like 2002 and I never said it again. Right after I stopped I had a vietnam vet sub one of my classes and I remember him absolutely flipping out on me for not saying it, like, yelling and screaming. Then he made us watch the nude scene in the old Romeo and Juliet like four times in a row.

De Nomolos
Jan 17, 2007

TV rots your brain like it's crack cocaine
I can happily report that one of the first email chains of the post-9/11 era, the one about how Starbucks wouldn't sell water to firefighters and won't send coffee to ARE TROOPS. Someone in my office just mentioned this. Same person earlier thought that we couldn't call a customer in NY after 5 because "NY is a union state so everyone's in a union and can't work after 5."

Zuhzuhzombie!!
Apr 17, 2008
FACTS ARE A CONSPIRACY BY THE CAPITALIST OPRESSOR

ArchangeI posted:


Having been born in East Germany and having grown up with the stories of my parents about it, the pledge always sounded incredibly creepy to me. Why are you demanding school-children pledge allegience when they probably neither understand what allegience means nor are legally able to pledge anything? It really sounds like something a communist gvernment would introduce (minus the "under god" part, I suppose): "I pledge my life to the flag of our worker's republic and swear that I shall defend it always, betray it never, and give my life to defend the achievements of the working class."

Were you also regaled with bullshit of how great and free the US was?

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Fandyien posted:

Right after I stopped I had a vietnam vet sub one of my classes and I remember him absolutely flipping out on me for not saying it, like, yelling and screaming. Then he made us watch the nude scene in the old Romeo and Juliet like four times in a row.
Was that supposed to be a punishment, or...?

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

I bet there's a lot of crossover (maybe approaching 100%) of people who are mad kids aren't saying the pledge :freep: and who were OUTRAGED at that video of the kids singing about Obama.

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

ArchangeI posted:

See, now I'm imagining a pseudo-feudal society where the various companies feud like the kings of medieval Europe.

Microsoft and Apple are locked in a century-old struggle over the production rights to the PC. But now the God-CEO-King of Apple has died, and his heir's claim is weak. The R&D and production departments are ready to declare independence while the forces of Microsoft gather for the knockout blow. But from afar, IBM has watched carefully, and has now called its levies to join the war - but is it for a share in the spoils or to side with Apple and crush the tyranny of Microsoft once and for all.

Crusader CEOS II: The Sword of Halliburton

ArchangeI posted:

Having been born in East Germany and having grown up with the stories of my parents about it, the pledge always sounded incredibly creepy to me. Why are you demanding school-children pledge allegience when they probably neither understand what allegience means nor are legally able to pledge anything? It really sounds like something a communist gvernment would introduce (minus the "under god" part, I suppose): "I pledge my life to the flag of our worker's republic and swear that I shall defend it always, betray it never, and give my life to defend the achievements of the working class."

That's oddly fitting, because the Pledge was originally written by a socialist.

Duncan Doenitz
Nov 17, 2010

There are four lights.
This one has probably been around for a while, but it's my first time seeing it, and it's probably the most vitriolic public assistance-shaming I've ever seen.

quote:

WRITTEN BY A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE.

PUT ME IN CHARGE . . .

Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I'd do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal ligations. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the "common good.."

Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules. Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.

If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.

AND While you are on Gov't subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes, that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov't welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.

Now, if you have the guts - PASS IT ON...I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO GET THIS BACK, IF EVERYONE SENDS IT, I WILL GET OVER 220 BACK!!! I WOULD KNOW YOU SENT IT ON!!!

Bonus points: The guy that shared it used to be in the Army!

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Duncan Doenitz posted:

For you to vote would be a conflict of interest.

So is it a conflict of interest for any government employee to vote?

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




quote:

WRITTEN BY A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE.

Because every woman I know refers to themselves as an "[AGE] FEMALE" when asked. :rolleye:

Chandragupta
Sep 2, 2009

Breadallelogram posted:

So is it a conflict of interest for any government employee to vote?

Government jobs aren't real jobs (unless it has something to do with the military). I love how the writer thinks the inhumane conditions his hypothetical welfare recipients are just as bad as him having to pay taxes :qq:. Whenever I read opinions like this, it makes me feel that some people get some perverse sense of "ownership" over the lives of people who depend on programs like SNAP to eat regularly. Need welfare? Well guess what I'm paying for it so I get to make the rules :smug:.

I think the "author" of that changes depending on who is doing the forwarding. I've seen it as "WRITTEN BY A BLACK MAN" as well.

Chandragupta fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Oct 23, 2013

duffmensch
Feb 20, 2004

Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!

some dipshit posted:

WRITTEN BY A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE.

I've always loved the contradictions in that article. Anytime it gets posted to my wall, I usually try to get a response with something along these lines:

Who do they think would pay for the medical procedures? Hint: people on government assistance likely didn't have health care to start with.

What happens when the surgery goes wrong and the person or their family sues?

Sure, they're all for keeping the government out of their lives, but feel free to search random people's places for the act of being poor! Also, the government should be small, but they should also be giving out jobs because

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Regalingualius posted:

Because every woman I know refers to themselves as an "[AGE] FEMALE" when asked. :rolleye:
Chances are it was written by someone who was once 21 and knew a woman at that age. That counts, right?

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
I wasn't sure if a text I received from my ultra right wing step-grandpa would count, but I'll share it. It reads like a chain text.

quote:

Sometimes life is hard, but I heard a stat today. Do you realize if you make $11,000 per year you are in the richest 14% of people in the world! Count your blessings every day!

I just don't even know how to reply to the him.

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