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DrBouvenstein posted:The other day, I caught Cookie trying to dissect her rain coat.
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 06:46 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:The other day, I caught Cookie trying to dissect her rain coat.
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 06:47 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:The other day, I caught Cookie trying to dissect her rain coat. I'll say! And this perpetual motion machine of hers is a joke! It just keeps going faster and faster!
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 07:05 |
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Skeesix posted:I'll say! And this perpetual motion machine of hers is a joke! It just keeps going faster and faster!
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 07:49 |
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I had a cat named Snowball. She died! She died! Mom said she was sleeping. She lied! She lied! Why oh why is my cat dead? Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 09:10 |
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Skeesix posted:I'll say! And this perpetual motion machine of hers is a joke! It just keeps going faster and faster! In this thread we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 09:43 |
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Frink posted:In this thread we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 10:20 |
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Hogburto posted:I don't understand it. There wasn't any nuclear material in that van. Nukular. It's pronounced....nukular.
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 14:55 |
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oldskool posted:Nukular. It's pronounced....nukular. You're so learned, Papa Oldskool.
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 14:59 |
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oldskool posted:Nukular. It's pronounced....nukular. I can't ecscape oldskool, our little walking liberry!
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 15:03 |
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IMJack posted:Mr Bjay9, with all due respect, oldskool didn't quote anything. Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little IMJack! Something Awful's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED!
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 15:22 |
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I just attacked all my friends and fellow goons just for trying to help me. I'd like to commit myself.Bjay9 posted:Very well. Shall I show you to your room, or would you prefer to be dragged off kicking and screaming? Ooh, kicking and screaming, please.
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 17:03 |
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Hogburto posted:I don't understand it. There wasn't any nuclear material in that van. In there guys.
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 19:06 |
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Bjay9 posted:Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little IMJack! Something Awful's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED! I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk!
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 19:06 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk! Hey, I've only been posting for a few minutes! What's going on?
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 19:14 |
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Roark posted:Hey, I've only been posting for a few minutes! What's going on? TVIV is leading our kids down a moral sewer - gotta go!
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 19:24 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:TVIV is leading our kids down a moral sewer - gotta go! He's talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 20:09 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:He's talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N! Luigi Thirty, you're good at lots of things. Like snuggling.
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 20:12 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:He's talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N! SEX CAULDRON? I thought they closed that place down!
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 20:44 |
oldskool posted:SEX CAULDRON? I thought they closed that place down!
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 20:56 |
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We work hard, we play hard. Everybody now!
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 20:56 |
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Zzzap! Zzzap! Zzzap!
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 20:58 |
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Deviant posted:We work hard, we play hard. Deviant, why did you bring me to a gay thread?
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 21:02 |
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The whole steel industry's gay. And aerospace, and the railroads. And you know what else? Broadway.
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 21:15 |
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IMJack posted:The whole steel industry's gay. And aerospace, and the railroads. And you know what else? Broadway. Not Lenny! NOT LENNY!
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 21:58 |
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Roark posted:Deviant, why did you bring me to a gay thread? Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place...I know! This lesbian thread doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, goons.
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 22:10 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place...I know! This lesbian thread doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, goons. This fire exit door is painted on!
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 22:20 |
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Mayo and Catsup posted:This fire exit door is painted on! And it STILL says FIRE EXIT... and FIRE EXIT is misspelled!
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 22:31 |
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He spelled Yale with a 6
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 22:36 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place...I know! This lesbian thread doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, goons. What's her problem?
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 22:41 |
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Skeesix posted:What's her problem? Probably misses her old glasses.
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 22:48 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:He spelled Yale with a 6 What, it's not Magaggie's birthday?
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 23:02 |
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:What, it's not Magaggie's birthday? Who? Lady, you've got the wrong file.
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 23:05 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:He spelled Yale with a 6 Something Awful could use an international airport.
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 23:13 |
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IMJack posted:Who? Lady, you've got the wrong file. Shut up, Judge!
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 23:13 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:Shut up, Judge! Its a secret...
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 23:18 |
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IMJack posted:Who? Lady, you've got the wrong file. Erm, your youngest daughter.
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 23:31 |
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Cookie Kwan posted:Erm, your youngest daughter. Walt Whitman? I HATE YOU WALT FREAKING Leaves of grass my rear end!
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# ? Oct 23, 2013 00:32 |
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:What, it's not Magaggie's birthday? Hey, stop it! I made a special quote for you to ruin, it's over there
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# ? Oct 23, 2013 00:42 |
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Your image is what we call outsider art. It could be by a mental patient, a hillbilly or a chimpanzee.
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