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Say Nothing posted:Fork the ocean. There's something like this at a town I used to live in: a literal fork in the road.  The guy who put it up has several other odd metal sculptures and things in the area, including a gigantic Prozac pill (which frustratingly is labelled as "1,000,000 mg", or 1 kilogram, making it a rather light pill for its size!).
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Oct 23, 2013 00:32
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That's probably the funniest original joke to every single Smalltown, USA.
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Oct 23, 2013 00:34
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My town wishes it has a forked road to make that joke. There's probably more posters in this thread than we have population.
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Oct 23, 2013 00:36
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I grew up in a town called American Fork, and we didn't have any god drat fork statues  
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Oct 23, 2013 02:05
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Is that the costume from 2009?
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Oct 23, 2013 03:11
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I'd hate to see the spores from that thing.
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I live in a town called Grand Forks and its a thing for local businesses to have large painted metal forks hanging out in the entry way.
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Goodpancakes posted:I live in a town called Grand Forks and its a thing for local businesses to have large painted metal forks hanging out in the entry way. Only thing you'll find there besides liquor and sadness, too 
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Segmentation Fault posted:There's something like this at a town I used to live in: a literal fork in the road. How is it a literal fork in the road when it's on the lawn?
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I want me a micro-gull to sit on mah head  (yes yes I know)
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Oct 23, 2013 13:27
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Mescal posted:Is that the costume from 2009? You made me laugh this morning. I needed that. Thanks. 
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Oct 23, 2013 16:00
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Mmm...elephant fresh...   V V V have you heard? About the bird? Everybody knows that the bird is the word! V V V DrBouvenstein has a new favorite as of 19:29 on Oct 23, 2013 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Mmm...elephant fresh... Just when you think things can't get any worse...
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Oct 23, 2013 19:28
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I get that it's a parody but why are its hind legs on backwards? 
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Oct 23, 2013 19:43
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DrBouvenstein posted:Mmm...elephant fresh... I hope Everdraed gifs the poo poo out of this one.
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Oct 23, 2013 20:29
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Nasty hobbitses!      And many, many more ...
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Oct 23, 2013 22:38
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that's a snail, Gregor, what the gently caress. You set out to do ONE SIMPLE THING and you gently caress it up.
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Cleretic posted:that's a snail, Gregor, what the gently caress. You set out to do ONE SIMPLE THING and you gently caress it up. Maybe there's a sexy shell removal scene, or the snail girl is really a slug girl trapped in a snail girl's body.
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Hey, let me just check if we received that part back from the tech yet...  EDIT: I think they misspelt my coworker's name.We have it printed up and taped next to where our FedEx guy drops off our stuff. We're going to ask him what that's all about because he's a cool guy and I don't think that he meant that for us, maybe someone else in the building. We're not going to report him or anything, just laugh at it and see what he has to say. IUG has a new favorite as of 01:25 on Oct 24, 2013 |
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Oct 24, 2013 00:52
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Seems like rear end in a top hat is the person your friend FedEx driver delivered it to, though
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Oct 24, 2013 00:55
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IUG posted:Hey, let me just check if we received that part back from the tech yet... You might want to highlight what you're talking about, it took me several minutes to understand why that was funny. Edit - never mind, Vicas has it covered.
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Oct 24, 2013 00:56
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Vicas posted:Seems like rear end in a top hat is the person your friend FedEx driver delivered it to, though It would have been my coworker who signed the package in on Monday. Tempus Fugit posted:You might want to highlight what you're talking about, it took me several minutes to understand why that was funny. I don't think that would help make it less funny though. Also all I have at work is Paint.
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Oct 24, 2013 00:58
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IUG posted:It would have been my coworker who signed the package in on Monday. Uh, Paint can do red squares around text just fine.
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Oct 24, 2013 01:01
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Well, he's probably going to get asked about that at work. When I delivered ground packages for them they raised a fuss because a friend of mine signed my scanner with a little picture and I typed his name as Dick instead of Richard. They came up to me with a printout of the signature/name and gave me poo poo about it.
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Oct 24, 2013 01:14
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freeedr posted:Well, he's probably going to get asked about that at work. When I delivered ground packages for them they raised a fuss because a friend of mine signed my scanner with a little picture and I typed his name as Dick instead of Richard. They came up to me with a printout of the signature/name and gave me poo poo about it. Well we're not going to complain, so we'll see what he says tomorrow when he comes in. I imagine he meant that for someone else in the building because we joke with him usually.
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Oct 24, 2013 01:27
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Nasty hobbitses! This is awesome. Could somebody with a daft touch avatarize this one for me? All I've got is MS Paint...  I am open to suggestions for text too...
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deoju posted:This is awesome. Without a border:  With a 1px black border:  No idea for text.
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Oct 24, 2013 01:50
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Looks better with the border.
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Oct 24, 2013 01:51
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Wheres the ring?
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DrBouvenstein posted:Mmm...elephant fresh... 
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