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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Ovulate, drat you, ovulate!

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ovulate, drat you, ovulate!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CatchrNdRy posted:

I only want to eat candy.

But don't you want to end world famine?
Or save the endangered Alaskan salmon?

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ovulate, drat you, ovulate!

You are out of sperm.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!

MondayHotDog posted:

You are out of sperm.

A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow... and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Cookie Kwan posted:

A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow... and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.

He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him!

Ah, got you my rumpy doppelganger!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ah, got you my rumpy doppelganger!

That's a pretty big caboose for a baby. :smug:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Cookie Kwan posted:

That's a pretty big caboose for a baby. :smug:

...and twice as fragrant!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Cookie Kwan posted:

That's a pretty big caboose for a baby. :smug:

None of those girls has had three kids, I can tell you that.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Deviant was never stubborn, he always folded instantly over anything! It was as if he had no will of his own! Isn't that true Deviant?

LOCUST FART HELL said Deviant would fold faster than Superman on Laundry Day.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

jscolon2.0 posted:

LOCUST FART HELL said Deviant would fold faster than Superman on Laundry Day.

jscolon2.0 said the teachers will crack at any minute purple monkey dishwasher.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



MondayHotDog posted:

jscolon2.0 said the teachers will crack at any minute purple monkey dishwasher.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


Now why do they call this a "urine monkey?"

I... oooh, just found out.

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!
Foxtrot, that monkey is going to need most of your skin.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

The Dark One posted:

Foxtrot, that monkey is going to need most of your skin.

You see your epidermis means your hair so technically it's true.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Luigi Thirty posted:

You see your epidermis means your hair so technically it's true.

This is really remarkable. Here we have a man with an obvious eating disorder, and a woman with a bizarre hairstyle, I'm sure worn only for shock value...

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Everything Counts posted:

This is really remarkable. Here we have a man with an obvious eating disorder, and a woman with a bizarre hairstyle, I'm sure worn only for shock value...

Sorry, M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of neurological impairment, like Rain Man, or Awakenings? I mean, what the hell am I doing here?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Is there an episode where Homer says something along the lines of "... and his hygiene is beyond repute!" ???

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Apparently the woman who voiced Mrs Krapabble has died: https://twitter.com/frankdecaroshow/status/393987742763585536

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Luigi Thirty posted:

You see your epidermis means your hair so technically it's true.

Everything Counts is pregnant again?!

:supaburn:

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Baron Bifford posted:

Apparently the woman who voiced Mrs Krapabble has died: https://twitter.com/frankdecaroshow/status/393987742763585536

Wait a minute? Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall! Why didn't someone tell me? I've been making an idiot out of myself!

(In honesty, that's really sad. I remember her also playing the maid on "That's My Bush!" Pretty sure she was a recurring character on "The Brady Bunch" as well.)

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Professor Shark posted:

Is there an episode where Homer says something along the lines of "... and his hygiene is beyond repute!" ???

Um, Homer Simpson is a... brilliant man with lots of well thought-out, practical, ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this company for years to come. Oh yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.

Said about Homer (under duress) in "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes" by one of Herb's employees.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

jscolon2.0 posted:

Um, Homer Simpson is a... brilliant man with lots of well thought-out, practical, ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this company for years to come. Oh yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.

Said about Homer (under duress) in "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes" by one of Herb's employees.

Awesome, thanks!

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Professor Shark posted:

Awesome, thanks!

What kind of catchphrase is that?

Frink
Jun 17, 2005

mrfart posted:

What kind of catchphrase is that?

Professor Shark has been guilty of the following atrocities: Synthesizing a laxative from peas and carrots, replacing my birth control with Tic Tacs...

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Baron Bifford posted:

Apparently the woman who voiced Mrs Krapabble has died: https://twitter.com/frankdecaroshow/status/393987742763585536

Ha! She's faking it.




:smith:

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Frink posted:

Professor Shark has been guilty of the following atrocities: Synthesizing a laxative from peas and carrots, replacing my birth control with Tic Tacs...

Mmmm... Ovulicious

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Handsome Ralph posted:

Ha! She's faking it.




:smith:

Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why I cannot say. Where I am going you cannot know. How I will get there... I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name... Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages....

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

Baron Bifford posted:

Apparently the woman who voiced Mrs Krapabble has died: https://twitter.com/frankdecaroshow/status/393987742763585536

That was Edna Krabapple. You only get one chance with Edna Krabapple. :smith:

Awww...that was my Halloween costume. Now it's just going to feel sad.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

:guitar: Joy to the world!
The teacher's dead!
We barbequed her head!
What happened to her body?
We flushed it down the potty!
And round and round it goes
And round and round it goes...


:smith:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why I cannot say. Where I am going you cannot know. How I will get there... I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name... Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages....

And if that doesn't work, six simple words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Drink-Mix Man posted:

:guitar: Joy to the world!
The teacher's dead!
We barbequed her head!
What happened to her body?
We flushed it down the potty!
And round and round it goes
And round and round it goes...


:smith:

Crocodiles bit off her face. :smith:

Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords

Striking Yak posted:

Crocodiles bit off her face. :smith:

HA!

:smith: Listen how they get slower and gravelier as the seasons progress

Jorghnassen fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Oct 26, 2013

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Baron Bifford posted:

Apparently the woman who voiced Mrs Krapabble has died: https://twitter.com/frankdecaroshow/status/393987742763585536


Lord, I never question you, but I've been wondering if your decision to take Maude Edna was ... well, wrong. Unless this was part of your divine plan. Could you just give me some kind of sign? :(

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Lord, I never question you, but I've been wondering if your decision to take Maude Edna was ... well, wrong. Unless this was part of your divine plan. Could you just give me some kind of sign? :(

Keep gaming.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Lord, I never question you, but I've been wondering if your decision to take Maude Edna was ... well, wrong. Unless this was part of your divine plan. Could you just give me some kind of sign? :(

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Baron Bifford posted:

Apparently the woman who voiced Mrs Krapabble has died: https://twitter.com/frankdecaroshow/status/393987742763585536

Uh oh, my heart just stopped.















There it goes!

I wonder if she saw it coming and they made plans to retire her character this season. That would answer the question of who was going to die this year.

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