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Any Gifs of the Jozy assist for us west coast sleep havers?
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Oct 27, 2013 19:05
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vaginal culture posted:Any Gifs of the Jozy assist for us west coast sleep havers? 
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Oct 27, 2013 19:10
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lmao, its uncanny someone put a sunderland kit on him
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Oct 27, 2013 19:11
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There's one here: http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/gif-fabio-borini-wins-the-tyne-wear-derby-with-a-late-screamer-v-newcastle/ It almost looks intentional, but then you see Jozy trying to recover the ball right before Borini gets on it.
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Oct 27, 2013 19:16
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blue footed boobie posted:There's one here: http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/gif-fabio-borini-wins-the-tyne-wear-derby-with-a-late-screamer-v-newcastle/ lol he has the worst first touch i have ever seen and i played division 3 5 a side co-ed
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Oct 27, 2013 19:19
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I'm not sure whats worse. Jozy loving up so badly it led to Sunderland scoring or just scoring himself
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Oct 27, 2013 19:23
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blue footed boobie posted:There's one here: http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/gif-fabio-borini-wins-the-tyne-wear-derby-with-a-late-screamer-v-newcastle/ lol It's the little jerk you see in his posture that tells you he completely hosed that first touch up.
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Oct 27, 2013 19:28
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To commemorate his time there, next week Jozy will score one (1) goal against Hull.
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Oct 27, 2013 19:46
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Ponce de Le0n posted:lol It's the little jerk you see in his posture that tells you he completely hosed that first touch up. That replay is the reverse angle, it's even clearer on the proper angle as he never once had his head up or had any awareness that Borini is near him. He's watching it into his feet all the way and still fucks up the touch, thankfully it rolls to an actual striker
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Oct 27, 2013 19:48
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Jozy is dogshit garbage. Poopman for poopteam AFC. Git tae gently caress Jozy.
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Oct 27, 2013 19:51
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trem_two posted:To commemorate his time there, next week Jozy will score one (1) goal against Hull. lol good one mate
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Oct 27, 2013 19:57
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Modus Trollens posted:lol good one mate
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Oct 27, 2013 19:58
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Would that count on the chart?
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Oct 27, 2013 20:01
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Man of the match. I may have to start a separate chart for this, any real football men know a mans performance to the team is more important than individual merits like goals.
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Oct 27, 2013 20:01
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Ham of the Match
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Oct 27, 2013 20:07
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Taff posted:Man of the match. I may have to start a separate chart for this, any real football men know a mans performance to the team is more important than individual merits like goals. That was a really versatile performance from Jozy. He was asked to do a lot of things today and did really well I thought. Played a part in two goals. Good hold up play. Good game. There aren't a lot of players in the league that you can tell to go give Tiote hell, and they get it done. I can't think of another forward off the top of my head. Maybe Rooney, although he doesn't have Jozy's size, which to me is what was giving Tiote trouble. T. Finninho posted:That replay is the reverse angle, it's even clearer on the proper angle as he never once had his head up or had any awareness that Borini is near him. He's watching it into his feet all the way and still fucks up the touch, thankfully it rolls to an actual striker the bad touch argument is getting relly old and annoying. do you guys remember jozys assist against PSV where they won 3-0 (cant find a video). he controlled the ball and gave a very good reverse pass, guess what, everyone said it was a bad touch. you always have to give the payer benefit of doubt, you cant read his mind, imo it wasnt an intentional pass but he seemed to want to control the ball turn and maybe pass or shoot but when he saw borini coming at it he left it. not a bad touch of any kind. Scott Bakula posted:I'm not sure whats worse. Jozy loving up so badly it led to Sunderland scoring or just scoring himself It’s is frustrating watching Altidore play for Sunderland knowing he would be perfect playing with Ben Arfa and Remy as part of a front 3.
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Oct 27, 2013 20:08
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trem_two posted:That was a really versatile performance from Jozy. He was asked to do a lot of things today and did really well I thought. Played a part in two goals. Good hold up play. Good game. Jozy has the touch of a rapist and would look poo poo whoever he was playing with and for because he is a poo poo footballer and needs to gently caress off immediately. I bet you're American. The only people who think like you do are a few Americans and that Dutch guy who sensibly stopped posting about Jozy one match into the season.
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Oct 27, 2013 20:11
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Also this weird creepy footballer supporting thing you people do is smalltime as heck. Stop doing it.
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Oct 27, 2013 20:12
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I think pissflaps has a jozy obsession.
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Oct 27, 2013 20:15
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Yes I have a Jozy obsession.
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Oct 27, 2013 20:16
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Pissflaps posted:Yes I have a Jozy obsession. nice meltdown in every thread
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Oct 27, 2013 20:16
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Pissflaps posted:Jozy has the touch of a rapist and would look poo poo whoever he was playing with and for because he is a poo poo footballer and needs to gently caress off immediately. I think he might not be serious flappy
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Oct 27, 2013 20:16
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Pissflaps posted:Yes I have a Jozy obsession. Show me on the doll where Jozy touched you
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Oct 27, 2013 20:17
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Jozy has made me look forward to Sunderland playing which takes some talent in my honest opinion.
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Oct 27, 2013 20:18
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actionjackson posted:Show me on the doll where Jozy touched you the bad touch argument is getting relly old and annoying. do you guys remember jozys assist against PSV where they won 3-0 (cant find a video). he controlled the ball and gave a very good reverse pass, guess what, everyone said it was a bad touch. you always have to give the payer benefit of doubt, you cant read his mind, imo it wasnt an intentional pass but he seemed to want to control the balls turn and maybe pass or shoot but when he saw pissflaps da' coming at it he left it. not a bad touch of any kind.
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Oct 27, 2013 20:19
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Pissflaps posted:Jozy has the touch of a rapist and would look poo poo whoever he was playing with and for because he is a poo poo footballer and needs to gently caress off immediately. I'm actually every American. those are all posts from American soccer boards today defending Jozy from these types of statements
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Oct 27, 2013 20:19
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Jozys the best player the north east has seen. Better than Ravenelli, better than Gazza, better than Shearer, better than Juninho.
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Oct 27, 2013 20:20
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I wonder how fast Jozy can run a 5k?
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Oct 27, 2013 20:21
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Taff posted:Jozys the best player the north east has seen. Better than Ravenelli, better than Gazza, better than Shearer, better than Juninho. Nice troll.
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Oct 27, 2013 20:21
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actionjackson posted:Show me on the doll where Jozy touched you He tried to touch my bum but ended up fingering my nipple.
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Oct 27, 2013 20:21
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Looks like pissflaps has been gaslightened
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Oct 27, 2013 20:45
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trem_two posted:the bad touch argument is getting relly old and annoying. do you guys remember jozys assist against PSV where they won 3-0 (cant find a video). he controlled the ball and gave a very good reverse pass, guess what, everyone said it was a bad touch. you always have to give the payer benefit of doubt, you cant read his mind, imo it wasnt an intentional pass but he seemed to want to control the ball turn and maybe pass or shoot but when he saw borini coming at it he left it. not a bad touch of any kind. that post makes no sense it all, it's amazing e: and yes trem please properly source all off-site material
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Oct 27, 2013 20:46
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gently caress Jozy and gently caress borini and gently caress sunderland imo
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Oct 27, 2013 20:59
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Taff posted:Man of the match. I may have to start a separate chart for this, any real football men know a mans performance to the team is more important than individual merits like goals. Good point Taff. I think Sunderland and Jozy have turned a corner, and their fortunes will change under Poyet. It was a great assist today, and were it not for Steven Fletcher getting there first Jozy was primed to open his account at the back post. It looks like he's destined to open his account against his former club next week, just like what Tinie Tempah sings every week on Sky Sports its "written in the stars!". I reckon if Jozy can get to about 4 or 5 by boxing day, 13 goalazos by the end of May is a shoe-in.
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Oct 27, 2013 21:07
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cadfael posted:I reckon if Jozy can get to about 4 or 5 by boxing day, 13 goalazos by the end of May is a shoe-in. That's a big if mangif, considering Jozy cannot score.
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Oct 27, 2013 21:09
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He couldn't even score against us
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Oct 27, 2013 21:10
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normally I would suggest they give him a couple of games in reserves, so he can score a goal on some beanpole academy children and get his confidence up, but they replaced it this season with an U21 league haha eat poo poo Jozy 'Bad Touch' Altidore, Micky Evans managed more Premier League goals in 3 months than you ever will and he was a literal irishman managed exclusively in the top division by Graeme Souness
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Oct 27, 2013 21:14
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Babby Thatcher posted:normally I would suggest they give him a couple of games in reserves, so he can score a goal on some beanpole academy children and get his confidence up, but they replaced it this season with an U21 league haha eat poo poo Jozy 'Bad Touch' Altidore, Micky Evans managed more Premier League goals in 3 months than you ever will and he was a literal irishman managed exclusively in the top division by Graeme Souness When the season is over it'd be cool to award "worst striker ever who is still better than Jozy". Who would you all pick? There's some real poo poo gems that have played. Afonso Alves was bad, for example. Marlon Harewood got double figures once.
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Oct 27, 2013 21:18
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Babby Thatcher posted:normally I would suggest they give him a couple of games in reserves, so he can score a goal on some beanpole academy children and get his confidence up, but they replaced it this season with an U21 league haha eat poo poo Jozy 'Bad Touch' Altidore, Micky Evans managed more Premier League goals in 3 months than you ever will and he was a literal irishman managed exclusively in the top division by Graeme Souness I hate to bring facts into this but you can play 3 overage players in your under 21 league team.
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Oct 27, 2013 21:18
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Taff posted:I hate to bring facts into this but you can play 3 overage players in your under 21 league team. Jozy counts as all three on account of his sheer mass. would be unfair on the other reserves
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Oct 27, 2013 21:21
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