The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Skeesix posted:

Oh! Soy! Soooooooy!

We've got clamato, Mr. Pibb and soy milk.

# ? Oct 28, 2013 05:44

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# ? May 10, 2024 01:04

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Skeesix posted:

Oh! Soy! Soooooooy!

You're up one million dollars!

Now you've lost all but $600. You got greedy, Skeesix.

# ? Oct 28, 2013 05:52

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Women's Rights? posted:

That fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad. Well who's mad now!

We need to check everywhere a sick, solitary, twisted freak would go.

# ? Oct 28, 2013 05:54

Kwik: Apr 4, 2006; You can't touch our beaver.

Luigi Thirty posted:

I'm Mister Plow and I'm here to say
I'm the plowingest guy in the USA

You ARE fully licensed and bonded by the city, aren't you, Mister Plow??

# ? Oct 28, 2013 06:00

Shbobdb: Dec 16, 2010; by Reene

HA!

# ? Oct 28, 2013 06:21

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Shbobdb posted:

HA!

HA HA!

# ? Oct 28, 2013 06:23

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

MondayHotDog posted:

We need to check everywhere a sick, solitary, twisted freak would go.

Yes, this should provide adequate sustenance for the "Dr. Who" marathon!

# ? Oct 28, 2013 06:39

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Sanguinia posted:

HA HA!

Ha... ho?

# ? Oct 28, 2013 07:06

GuyDudeBroMan: Jun 3, 2013; by Ralp

So it feels like the Simpsons reruns are on TV about as much as Sienfeld. Maybe 4 or more times a day on various channels. I check them out now and then when I stumble on them. Now am I crazy or are 100% of these reruns from 2005 or newer? I don't think I have ever once come upon a 1990's era episode on TV in recent memory. Is this true or just bad luck on my part?

# ? Oct 28, 2013 07:21

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

We've got clamato, Mr. Pibb and soy milk.

Woah! ...I had mustard?

# ? Oct 28, 2013 11:02

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

We've got clamato, Mr. Pibb and soy milk.

Ewww,blech. I'll take a crab juice.

# ? Oct 28, 2013 12:27

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Cookie Kwan posted:

Woah! ...I had mustard?

They said I would never amount to anything, too. But look at me now, I quote The Simpsons! :haw:

# ? Oct 28, 2013 12:58

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Striking Yak posted:

They said I would never amount to anything, too. But look at me now, I quote The Simpsons!

Striking Yak, are you going to marry the Simpsons Quote Thread?

# ? Oct 28, 2013 13:19

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Writer Cath posted:

Striking Yak, are you going to marry the Simpsons Quote Thread?

oh no, that should probably be "If I choose to get married."

# ? Oct 28, 2013 13:27

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

GuyDudeBroMan posted:

So it feels like the Simpsons reruns are on TV about as much as Sienfeld. Maybe 4 or more times a day on various channels. I check them out now and then when I stumble on them. Now am I crazy or are 100% of these reruns from 2005 or newer? I don't think I have ever once come upon a 1990's era episode on TV in recent memory. Is this true or just bad luck on my part?

No, GuyDudeBroMan, just ignorant. You see, your crazy friend never heard of syndication. Just ask this TV/TV mod.

Deadpool posted:

Uh.

Depends where you are. Here they show a mix but I suppose it's tempting for the network to show newer episodes rather than 20 year old ones that everyone has seen a hundred times over. The older ones may be better but most people that aren't goons will usually only watch something a few times before they get bored of it.

# ? Oct 28, 2013 13:54

Women's Rights?: Nov 16, 2005; Ain't give a damn

mrfart posted:

oh no, that should probably be "If I choose to get married."

That's right. A girl who wants to quote Simpsons! How about that?

# ? Oct 28, 2013 14:42

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Women's Rights? posted:

That's right. A girl who wants to quote Simpsons! How about that?

With a man in The Whitehouse? :laffo:

Not likely!

# ? Oct 28, 2013 14:48

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Funky See Funky Do posted:

No, GuyDudeBroMan, just ignorant. You see, your crazy friend never heard of syndication. Just ask this TV/TV mod.

Depends where you are. Here they show a mix but I suppose it's tempting for the network to show newer episodes rather than 20 year old ones that everyone has seen a hundred times over. The older ones may be better but most people that aren't goons will usually only watch something a few times before they get bored of it.

It's a new episode.

# ? Oct 28, 2013 14:50

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Women's Rights? posted:

That's right. A girl who wants to quote Simpsons! How about that?

Girls should stick to girly threads like hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

# ? Oct 28, 2013 14:57

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

jscolon2.0 posted:

Girls should stick to girly threads like hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Well what's the one where the chicks whale on each other?

# ? Oct 28, 2013 14:58

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

MondayHotDog posted:

Well what's the one where the chicks whale on each other?

The gals grabbing for items at a clearance sale?

# ? Oct 28, 2013 15:06

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Writer Cath posted:

Striking Yak, are you going to marry the Simpsons Quote Thread?

Yes, I'm gonna marry the quote thread. :rolleyes:

# ? Oct 28, 2013 15:09

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Funky See Funky Do posted:

The gals grabbing for items at a clearance sale?

It's true, but he shouldn't say it.

# ? Oct 28, 2013 15:10

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

MondayHotDog posted:

It's true, but he shouldn't say it.

And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.

# ? Oct 28, 2013 15:12

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Luigi Thirty posted:

And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.

# ? Oct 28, 2013 15:16

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Hogburto posted:

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.

40% of all people know that. :smug:

# ? Oct 28, 2013 15:23

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Funky See Funky Do posted:

40% of all people know that.

Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?

# ? Oct 28, 2013 15:34

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?

Look Charlie, it's McGriff, the Crime Dog! 'Hey, Charlie, help me bite crime, ruff, ruff!'

# ? Oct 28, 2013 15:40

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?

Is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family? Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them? And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes? Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, CharlieFoxtrot?

# ? Oct 28, 2013 15:47