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His mission is to be a massive old fat corrupt oval office.
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Lamont Cranston posted:So how long before Blatter just has himself declared President For Life? Didn't the lying shitbag only get elected in 2011 because he promised it'd be his last term and he just wanted a couple more years to "finish what he started"?
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Pissflaps posted:His mission is to be a massive old fat corrupt oval office. He finished that mission ages ago.
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He's doing it for the family
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How long until Blatter retires the position of president and declares himself the Eternal President and has pictures of his face put in every football ground in the world?
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Oct 23, 2013 16:40
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I'm surprised Ken Bates has never had a crack at running for FIFA president it seems right up his street
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FIFA hate the English. Going for IFAB leadership might have worked though
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The mission is to continue taking all the money before FIFA is consumed when the power vacuum leads to civil war.
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The God-Emperor of Football.
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Kurtofan posted:The God-Emperor of Football. He's got the bloated disgusting worm bit down and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he were vulnerable to water as well
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Spokesman for black people everywhere Yaya Toure says that black players might boycott Russia 2018. Thats going to hit African teams hard, and mildly improve the USMNT.
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Oct 24, 2013 22:15
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Glorious Eternal God Emperor Blater has a nice ring to it. "The GEGE said today...."
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Oct 26, 2013 18:26
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FIFA's Foremost, Unquestionable, and Continuous King of Everything Rational Sepp Blatter: The FUCKER Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Oct 26, 2013 |
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Oct 26, 2013 19:05
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Crazy Ted posted:Sepp Blatter: The FUCKER That is inspired! 
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Oct 26, 2013 19:59
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quote:Sepp Blatter at the Oxford Union: "There are not many names the media haven't thrown at me in the last few years. I would be lying to you if I said it did not hurt. You ask yourself: 'What have I done?'" Also from The Guardian, "Brazil's government is investigating whether Fifa's accommodation agency Match – co-owned by Sepp Blatter's nephew's firm – used "cartel" practices to fix hotel prices, with some rates raised 500%. Match deny wrongdoing."
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Oct 27, 2013 17:47
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Platini wants a 40 team world cup and Blatter wants less European places
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Oct 28, 2013 10:54
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Blue Screen Error posted:Platini wants a 40 team world cup and Blatter wants less European places I want both of these to happen Imagine a USA, Australia, Korea, and Qatar group of death
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Modus Trollens posted:I want both of these to happen It will be a group of heat death due to being played in the Saudi Summer.
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Oct 28, 2013 11:26
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The World Cup hasn't been to Antarctica yet. It's only a matter of time before Winter World Cup Antarctica 2026, when suddenly two years after voting everyone will become concerned about the cold.
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Oct 28, 2013 17:13
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The funny part is, a World Cup in Antartica is far more feasible than one in Qatar. It would still cost fucktons of money, but with powerful enough under-soil heating, along with high-powered halogen heaters at pitchside and in the stands, you could probably make conditions nicer than they are in St James Park on boxing day tbh.
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Popehoist posted:The funny part is, a World Cup in Antartica is far more feasible than one in Qatar. It would still cost fucktons of money, but with powerful enough under-soil heating, along with high-powered halogen heaters at pitchside and in the stands, you could probably make conditions nicer than they are in St James Park on boxing day tbh. You could probably just go whole hog and do indoors stadiums (with roofs on most modern stadiums now I can't see FIFA having a problem with it), and seeing as artificial turf is allowed in UEFA competitions there's no need to have undersoil heating. It'd be about as close you could get to having a "neutral" world cup.
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Oct 28, 2013 19:28
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Antarctica would be a good shout if they moved to 40 teams because if you held it in the Antarctic summer you could play games 24 hours a day without artificial lighting.
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FIFA would never hold the World Cup in Antarctica as penguins have not discovered a way to pay bribes.
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So a 40-team World Cup would still go straight from the group stage to a round of 16, right? Christ, this will suck.
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MisterBadIdea posted:So a 40-team World Cup would still go straight from the group stage to a round of 16, right? Christ, this will suck. Yes there would just be more group games.
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Oct 29, 2013 20:56
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The amount of time Blatter spends rubbing his hands together is insane. Sinister, even
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serious gaylord posted:Yes there would just be more group games.
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Crazy Ted posted:So eight five-team groups then? Not bad, is it.
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They would probably find some way to make it 10 4 team groups so that Sep's son and Match Accomodation could profiteer even more than expected but saying Surprise 2 more venues to Russia might cause some annoyance.
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Byolante posted:They would probably find some way to make it 10 4 team groups so that Sep's son and Match Accomodation could profiteer even more than expected but saying Surprise 2 more venues to Russia might cause some annoyance. 10 groups doesnt divide properly for the next rounds.
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serious gaylord posted:10 groups doesnt divide properly for the next rounds. Blatter would likely find a way involving byes that let teams pass straight to the quarter or semi finals depending on how big a donation (bribe) they make to FIFA (him)
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serious gaylord posted:10 groups doesnt divide properly for the next rounds. Honestly, I don't think that'd worry them. e: Dravs posted:Blatter would likely find a way involving byes that let teams pass straight to the quarter or semi finals depending on how big a donation (bribe) they make to FIFA (him) Exactly this.
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Oct 30, 2013 11:46
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It'll work by FIFA ranking forcing everyone to suffer through more friendlies every world cup as every country tries to boost its ranking
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Oct 30, 2013 11:52
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The FIFA rankings are the most gloriously hosed up ranking system anyway, it'd be great.
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jyrka posted:Not bad, is it.
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serious gaylord posted:10 groups doesnt divide properly for the next rounds. They could have a pie-eating contest or something among the 2nd place group finishers and the top 6 qualify for the next round jack3485 fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Oct 30, 2013 |
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Oct 30, 2013 14:26
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jack3485 posted:They could have a pie-eating contest or something among the 2nd place group finishers and the top 6 qualify for the next round England hero Frank "The Tank" Lampard
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The best thing about 4 team groups is when an outside team manages 4 points and slips through to the knockout stages and scalps some favourites while the rest of the world smiles like it's watching otters hold hands. Sepp literally wants to reduce the chance of a Bulgaria or Croatia or South Korea going feral in the knock outs. He never wants to see Greece make Ronaldo cry again. I can't stand for this.
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Popehoist posted:The funny part is, a World Cup in Antartica is far more feasible than one in Qatar. It would still cost fucktons of money, but with powerful enough under-soil heating, along with high-powered halogen heaters at pitchside and in the stands, you could probably make conditions nicer than they are in St James Park on boxing day tbh. Yeah who needs polar caps anyway.
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Bacon of the Sea posted:The best thing about 4 team groups is when an outside team manages 4 points and slips through to the knockout stages and scalps some favourites while the rest of the world smiles like it's watching otters hold hands.
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