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mrg220t
Mar 5, 2007

Kitty no go hungry again with finger food!!!

Haggis Heed posted:

They've played 9 games ffs.

World class keepers don't make 3 game changing clangers in 9 games.

The video is from last season mate.

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Feb 29, 2012


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CisSTAR 19 posted:

Male gazers who like tennis might like this.





Big fan of her OP

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Shrapnac posted:

Is it weird that I can forgive a keeper more for having one shockingly poo poo game than I can for a keeper continually loving up?
That's not weird at all, everyone has a bad day every now and again. If you're constantly doing stupid poo poo like rushing off your line when there's no need to, that's far worse.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

mrg220t posted:

The video is from last season mate.

Yeah, just noticed that. My bad.

Still though, he's a liability. A decent enough keeper, but nowhere near the top, top keepers in the world.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

Charlotte Hornets posted:

Speaking of poo poo keepers, this. All in one game :staredog:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtBWefg5md0

He was pretty cool about it

quote:

Unlike Hart, however, Baumann faced the media with a mixture of self-effacing humour and defiance after the final whistle. "gently caress me, I don't look good at all here," said the 23-year-old while watching the replays. "It didn't quite work out as planned. But I'll emerge stronger from that." The "the slapstick keeper" (Welt) fared so badly that Rafael van der Vaart offered his condolences. "I've never seen something like that before," said the Hamburg midfielder, and he has played with Heurelho Gomes.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Dec 31, 2008

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Haggis Heed posted:

Yeah, just noticed that. My bad.

Still though, he's a liability. A decent enough keeper, but nowhere near the top, top keepers in the world.

The video doesn't have all his mistakes from last season, in that sky sports recent sky sports article on Joe Hart he came out as like first or second most error prone keeper in the league (where the errors lead to goals)

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TZka3k9Drw

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
poo poo keeper talk? My time to shine.

York Ladies v Doncaster Belles. Observe the horror.

http://youtu.be/YuT5ofRZIS0

Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.

britishbornandbread posted:

poo poo keeper talk? My time to shine.

York Ladies v Doncaster Belles. Observe the horror.

http://youtu.be/YuT5ofRZIS0

That's nothing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sapYLREtnvU

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches





Link

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006


I remember this because nickelodeon used to air it every advert break.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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britishbornandbread posted:

poo poo keeper talk? My time to shine.

York Ladies v Doncaster Belles. Observe the horror.

http://youtu.be/YuT5ofRZIS0

:shepface:

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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britishbornandbread posted:

poo poo keeper talk? My time to shine.

York Ladies v Doncaster Belles. Observe the horror.

http://youtu.be/YuT5ofRZIS0

Oh my god, a random girl pulled off the street would have saved those first two.

edit god lol the block at around 6 minutes is just the best.

blue footed boobie fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Oct 29, 2013

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
I watched until the first goal. That was enough. Good lord.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

britishbornandbread posted:

poo poo keeper talk? My time to shine.

York Ladies v Doncaster Belles. Observe the horror.

http://youtu.be/YuT5ofRZIS0

I like how they have slow motion replays, as if they are needed, they are already playing in slow motion ffs.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

El Hefe posted:

I like how they have slow motion replays, as if they are needed, they are already playing in slow motion ffs.

I've never been able to make it through that whole video, it's just so bad, especially the endless replays.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Didn't know if this is better suited to here or the Sepp Blatter WC Antichrist (probably weekend web would be best actually) but he apparently fancies himself a great comedian and impressionist.

Here is his nonsensical Cristiano Ronaldo impersonation and comments about Messi vs Ronaldo at around 1:50, which lead to Real Madrid submitting a complaint:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sRa9tmU9Yk

Just a shame he didn't fall off the stage again, that always gets the biggest laughs.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

sticksy posted:

Didn't know if this is better suited to here or the Sepp Blatter WC Antichrist but he apparently fancies himself a great comedian and impressionist.

Here is his nonsensical Cristiano Ronaldo impersonation and comments about Messi vs Ronaldo at around 1:50, which lead to Real Madrid submitting a complaint:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sRa9tmU9Yk

Just a shame he didn't fall off the stage again, that always gets the biggest laughs.

Hahaha just posted this in La Liga thread, those poor people there were forced to awkwardly laugh at his awful impersonations.

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Feb 21, 2006

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Shrapnac posted:

I've never been able to make it through that whole video, it's just so bad, especially the endless replays.

Was wondering why she was doing better in the second half but they changed keeper

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Something seems seriously wrong with Jan Vertonghen's arm idk

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

Chris de Sperg posted:

Something seems seriously wrong with Jan Vertonghen's arm idk

He's been watching your gifs.

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Aug 31, 2004


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Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


NeoNaoNeo posted:

He's been watching your gifs.
Rude, and also inaccurate.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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britishbornandbread posted:

poo poo keeper talk? My time to shine.

York Ladies v Doncaster Belles. Observe the horror.

http://youtu.be/YuT5ofRZIS0

A couple were nice shots to be fair. That one shot into the top corner. Phwoar.

But yeah. poo poo keeping.

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches
To undo the damage of those York City-Doncaster highlights, here's American internationals Alex Morgan and Sydney Leroux dressing up for All Hallow's Eve

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Real Name Grover posted:

To undo the damage of those York City-Doncaster highlights, here's American internationals Alex Morgan and Sydney Leroux dressing up for All Hallow's Eve



Oh yes I like this.

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Jul 1, 2008




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Do American players ever play

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Feb 29, 2012


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Alex Morgan looks great. Real fit.

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

pissy smelliott posted:

Do American players ever play

they had 2 games in the past 2 weeks!

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Ronaldo is not happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sRa9tmU9Yk

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
Sounds like Cristiano Ronaldo is actually a pretty zen and chill dude to me. His concerns are global. He rejects absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
I'm laughing, what a funny guy. Great impersonations! That's exactly how Ronaldo plays, like a commander, strutting around the field...Haha, oh man, I'm cracking up just thinking of Mr. Blatter imitating him. He also got Messi spot on, I never could quite put my finger on it but he found the perfect way to describe Messi's style: like a dancer. Whenever he's on the field, doesn't matter if he has the ball or not, there's some grace and fluidity to it akin to...I don't know much about dancing, but maybe Ballet? Yes, Ballet! That's what it is! Wonderful, just wonderful. Wish I could've been there to listen and absorb Mr. Blatter's amazing stories and phenomenal impressions, but that's the beauty of the internet I guess. Hahaha, oh what a treat, this has certainly made my day.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Mean Bean Machine posted:

I'm laughing, what a funny guy. Great impersonations! That's exactly how Ronaldo plays, like a commander, strutting around the field...Haha, oh man, I'm cracking up just thinking of Mr. Blatter imitating him. He also got Messi spot on, I never could quite put my finger on it but he found the perfect way to describe Messi's style: like a dancer. Whenever he's on the field, doesn't matter if he has the ball or not, there's some grace and fluidity to it akin to...I don't know much about dancing, but maybe Ballet? Yes, Ballet! That's what it is! Wonderful, just wonderful. Wish I could've been there to listen and absorb Mr. Blatter's amazing stories and phenomenal impressions, but that's the beauty of the internet I guess. Hahaha, oh what a treat, this has certainly made my day.

You mad?

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Yeah let's just applaud Sepp Blatter just because he makes fun of your rival. Seems he's won over the elusive Barcelona "fans". He'll be in charge of FIFA forever now.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Lithuanian league match on a rather damp pitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1zFFoPARhE

e: also Sepp Blatter is a really weird dude. I wish I could see what he was like in high school, college, etc.

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

TheBigAristotle posted:

Lithuanian league match on a rather damp pitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1zFFoPARhE

e: also Sepp Blatter is a really weird dude. I wish I could see what he was like in high school, college, etc.

I played a match like that in college. It's always fun to play like that at least once

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches

pissy smelliott posted:

Do American players ever play

They've won their seven matches this year by a combined score of 30-3

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

El Hefe posted:

You mad?

Do I sound mad? I actually think people (Real Madrid, Ronaldo, the media) are making a big fuss over a completely inoffensive comment from a moron, who has previously said gay people shouldn't act gay if they want to watch a world cup in Qatar in safety. The only thing I found funny about this whole business is that the highest representative of football worldwide can only come up with the most cliched platitudes like "Messi plays like he's dancing" when asked to describe two players. Oh, and that people actually went to listen to him in person when they could've taken the time to do something more productive like watching paint dry.

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Feb 29, 2012


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Real Name Grover posted:

They've won their seven matches this year by a combined score of 30-3

Do they get a trophy for this?

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