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ShaqDiesel posted:They don't call me 'Colonel Homer' because I'm some dumbass Army guy. They don't call me SomethingAwful Fats because I'm morbidly obese!
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# ? Oct 29, 2013 17:02 |
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Hyper-obesity: If you weigh more than 300 pounds, you qualify as disabled!
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# ? Oct 29, 2013 17:10 |
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Thank you for your pity.
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# ? Oct 29, 2013 17:51 |
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Roark posted:Listen, Senor FART HELLBERGO, I want you to do for me what LOCUST FART HELL did for Oskar Schindler! Schindler es bueno, Seņor HELL es el diablo.
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# ? Oct 29, 2013 18:02 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Hyper-obesity: If you weigh more than 300 pounds, you qualify as disabled! Uhm...Foxtrot...your flab is on the towel rack.
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# ? Oct 29, 2013 18:12 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Schindler es bueno, Seņor HELL es el diablo. Wha!? Who told you...!
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# ? Oct 29, 2013 18:19 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Schindler es bueno, Seņor HELL es el diablo. Seņor HELL no es macho, Es solamente un borracho...
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# ? Oct 29, 2013 18:30 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Seņor HELL no es macho, ĄAy, una candelabra precariosa!
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# ? Oct 29, 2013 18:56 |
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Frink posted:ĄAy, una candelabra precariosa! You are now carrying my child.
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# ? Oct 29, 2013 19:03 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Schindler es bueno, Seņor HELL es el diablo. Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, drat it!
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# ? Oct 29, 2013 20:56 |
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Frink posted:ĄAy, una candelabra precariosa! Ay Yi Yi! Naranjas en la cabeza!
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# ? Oct 29, 2013 21:37 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Schindler es bueno, Seņor HELL es el diablo. HELL Con el corazón de perro ĄSeņor HELL! ĄEl diablo con dinero!
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# ? Oct 29, 2013 22:07 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:
Yeah! OK, OK, I believe you're innocent. Gee, I hope all our quotes are this much fun!
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# ? Oct 29, 2013 22:13 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Yeah! OK, OK, I believe you're innocent. Gee, I hope all our quotes are this much fun!
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 00:17 |
*cocks gun* This is your last warning about that.
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 00:26 |
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Do over Ham posted:I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch Jerusalem from his neon claws! Ehh they're not so bad, they named that city in Israel after me
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 00:32 |
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Jerusalem posted:Ehh they're not so bad, they named that city in Israel after me
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 01:29 |
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Senior Woodchuck posted:*cocks gun* This is your last warning about that. Clancy, use the remote.
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 03:44 |
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Jerusalem posted:Ehh they're not so bad, they named that city in Israel after me It's full of what?!
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 04:16 |
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MondayHotDog posted:It's full of what?! Uh... Jesus?
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 04:24 |
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MondayHotDog posted:It's full of what?! Ah, yes. Jerusalem Syndrome. A delusion or psychosis of a religious nature while visiting Jerusalem.
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 04:37 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Ah, yes. Jerusalem Syndrome. A delusion or psychosis of a religious nature while visiting Jerusalem. You wish!
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 04:55 |
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MondayHotDog posted:It's full of what?! ...of a family of love. Tra la la la.
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 04:56 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Ah, yes. Jerusalem Syndrome. A delusion or psychosis of a religious nature while visiting Jerusalem. Charlie, I've got a Fozzie of a bear of a problem! See, Cookie and her mother were visiting Tyre and Sidon, the twin cities of the Holy Land. Well, they must have kneeled in the wrong place and prayed to the wrong god because they're being held prisoner by militants of some sort!
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 05:13 |
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Everything Counts posted:Charlie, I've got a Fozzie of a bear of a problem! See, Cookie and her mother were visiting Tyre and Sidon, the twin cities of the Holy Land. Well, they must have kneeled in the wrong place and prayed to the wrong god because they're being held prisoner by militants of some sort! Oh, gee, I'd really love to wanna help you, Everything Counts but...Moneypenny was...taken prisoner in the....Goldmine Land, and...
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 05:18 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:Oh, gee, I'd really love to wanna help you, Everything Counts but...Moneypenny was...taken prisoner in the....Goldmine Land, and... I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 05:35 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:I don't want you stalking anyone tonight. Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time, BloodDesk?
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 06:03 |
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Everything Counts posted:Charlie, I've got a Fozzie of a bear of a problem! See, Cookie and her mother were visiting Tyre and Sidon, the twin cities of the Holy Land. Well, they must have kneeled in the wrong place and prayed to the wrong god because they're being held prisoner by militants of some sort! Listen, Tabbouleh, we're ignoring all your demands! What do you say to that?
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 06:56 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Listen, Tabbouleh, we're ignoring all your demands! What do you say to that? All right come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says Capricorn, and something with coconut on it.
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 07:49 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Listen, Tabbouleh, we're ignoring all your demands! What do you say to that? Just send'm the Vocabulary Builder
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 08:05 |
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Jerusalem posted:Ehh they're not so bad, they named that city in Israel after me Aw, the zoning disk is warped!
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 08:19 |
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Everything Counts posted:Charlie, I've got a Fozzie of a bear of a problem! See, Cookie and her mother were visiting Tyre and Sidon, the twin cities of the Holy Land. Well, they must have kneeled in the wrong place and prayed to the wrong god because they're being held prisoner by militants of some sort! I'm a torso!
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 08:47 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Listen, Tabbouleh, we're ignoring all your demands! What do you say to that? A bloody end for Drink-Mix Man... is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now, here's how it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of baseballs.
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 09:08 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Listen, Tabbouleh, we're ignoring all your demands! What do you say to that? Tabbouleh and rezmi-kabob.
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 09:44 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Listen, Tabbouleh, we're ignoring all your demands! What do you say to that? So, he has the fire in his belly! But it will take more than belly-fire to be the next Jerusalemikov!
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 10:28 |
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IMJack posted:A bloody end for Drink-Mix Man... is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now, here's how it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of baseballs.
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 10:30 |
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Hogburto posted:Wow, this is a ... this is a black day for baseball. JERUSALEM! I TOLD YOU TO TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS!
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 10:40 |
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Sanguinia posted:JERUSALEM! I TOLD YOU TO TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS! Wow, a Jerusalem rookie card!
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 10:50 |
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Striking Yak posted:Wow, a Jerusalem rookie card! I am evil Jerusalem! I am evil Jerusalem!
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 11:42 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 16:55 |
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Sanguinia posted:JERUSALEM! I TOLD YOU TO TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS! You don't have to sue me to get me to trim my sideburns :bigtran:
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# ? Oct 30, 2013 12:59 |