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MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




D1Sergo posted:

Baleful Polymorph is a pretty neat choice at least.

I'm wondering if lizard-rex is gonna stick around for two books as a pet until they suddenly have a need to drop a tyrannosaurs on someone in the middle of a fight.

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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

fool_of_sound posted:

Doesn't seem to be, certainly not with evasion. The counterattack thing and the axe throw also point to something else. Possibly a Tome of Battle class? I'm not familiar enough with them to be able to tell.

Given that he's aware of the Dashing Swordsman, he's almost certainly got some obscure overpowered Prestige class.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

fool_of_sound posted:

Doesn't seem to be, certainly not with evasion. The counterattack thing and the axe throw also point to something else. Possibly a Tome of Battle class? I'm not familiar enough with them to be able to tell.

Come to think of it, Warblades get evasion and a lot of their benefits are based on Intelligence. I wouldn't have thought Rich would suddenly introduce ToB now, but if Tarquin has evasion it seems more plausible.

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

Oh no, Belkar complimented Elan unironically. :ohdear:

xcheopis
Jul 23, 2003


Waiting for Sabine...

Colonel Cool
Dec 24, 2006

Is this the first time we've ever seen Tarquin actually pissed off?

MarquiseMindfang
Jan 6, 2013

vriska (vriska)
That triceratops did not seem to give the remotest hint of a poo poo as it ran Roy through, and that's making me laugh like a madman for some reason.

And yeah, Tarkie's gettin' mad. He probably won't live to see page 940.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?
I actually think Tarquin will survive here - there's still a few dangling plot threads that wouldn't get appropriately resolved if he dies in the desert.

IMJack posted:

Tarquin has Evasion. What the hell is his build?

He dodged the orange beam completely, and the orange is a fair amount of acid damage, Reflex save for half. I don't see any acid burns, or injury at all.

He could have an item that grants acid immunity. Having Evasion would be a bit of a weird build given he's likely running around with a Dex modifier of 0 due to his armour.

Carrasco posted:

Come to think of it, Warblades get evasion and a lot of their benefits are based on Intelligence. I wouldn't have thought Rich would suddenly introduce ToB now, but if Tarquin has evasion it seems more plausible.

I thought they get Uncanny Dodge? I always get those two mixed up anyway.

DoctorTristan fucked around with this message at 07:48 on Oct 30, 2013

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

DoctorTristan posted:

I thought they get Uncanny Dodge? I always get those two mixed up anyway.

You're right, it's Swordsages who get evasion. And he's almost definitely not a swordsage.

Colonel Cool
Dec 24, 2006

Clearly Tarquin is only mad because he lost his fricking cool dinosaur. Who wouldn't be?

Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

Man, I love Prismatic Spray. You've got a shotgun blast of magic with a grab-bag of mixed things that can happen to the target, all of them bad.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

wdarkk posted:

I kind of want to see a vignette with the Triceratops on another plane now.
He's tearing poo poo up on the paraelemental plane of ranch dressing right now.

Speedball posted:

Man, I love Prismatic Spray. You've got a shotgun blast of magic with a grab-bag of mixed things that can happen to the target, all of them bad.
It's so Gygaxian. Dude loved his tables of random, unbalanced poo poo going off in the middle of gameplay (see also: Wand of Wonder, Potion Miscibility Table)

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Carrasco posted:

You're right, it's Swordsages who get evasion. And he's almost definitely not a swordsage.

Swordsages. As in, swordsman who are sages, and not, say, fighters who specialize in some kind of sausage-like weapon?

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

FMguru posted:

It's so Gygaxian. Dude loved his tables of random, unbalanced poo poo going off in the middle of gameplay (see also: Wand of Wonder, Potion Miscibility Table)

Prismatic Spray is in fact literally Vancian; it is taken directly from Jack Vance's Dying Earth stories.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
For reference: http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/prismaticSpray.htm

They're lucky to have been hit by straight damage effects (except the triceratops), which are mitigated by the target having as many hit points as the plot dictates, and not by the insanity/petrification/instakill effects.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

Prismatic Spray is in fact literally Vancian; it is taken directly from Jack Vance's Dying Earth stories.
The effects are pure Gygax. In Vance, they're just ribbons of light that tear you apart. Gygax gave them seven different disjoint effects. Maybe you get poisoned, or set on fire, or teleported to another plane! Roll a d8 and see what happens!

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Did Miron just get turned into stone? It looks like he turned into stone.

Colonel Cool
Dec 24, 2006

He got zapped with 40 or 80 points of electrical damage.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Oh, he looked all gray and stony.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Kajeesus posted:

Given that he's aware of the Dashing Swordsman, he's almost certainly got some obscure overpowered Prestige class.

3.5e melee specialist prestiges can hope to be barely adequate at best.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Tarquin's helmet kind of just disappeared there. I guess cause the look on his face is pretty important. Just kind of funny how it totally vanished between panels.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Who else read the title and figured it was Roy dying again?

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

greatn posted:

Tarquin's helmet kind of just disappeared there. I guess cause the look on his face is pretty important. Just kind of funny how it totally vanished between panels.

It was falling off in the 9th panel.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
After all this the order sure as hell should be gaining a level at least (except for Durkon)

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
My God they've been in the desert for over 300 chapters, that's insane.

Tarquin actually is going to die soon then, isn't he?

Zonekeeper
Oct 27, 2007



DoctorTristan posted:

I actually think Tarquin will survive here - there's still a few dangling plot threads that wouldn't get appropriately resolved if he dies in the desert.

But that's the beauty of it - to defeat him completely is to both deny him a properly climactic death (with witnesses that will tell the story) and to leave his precious plot threads unresolved. Deny him the legacy he's worked so hard to build up and you have done worse than merely killing him. Do it in a narratively sloppy fashion (by leaving tension that is never resolved and Chekhov's Guns unfired) and you get to offend his Bard-like sensibilities on top of that.

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Nilbop posted:

My God they've been in the desert for over 300 chapters, that's insane.


This arc really has felt like the endurance round. Things are long, painful, and drawn out, and just when we think it's over: bam, something else to overcome. I'm actually wondering if it's a deliberate move?

(It probably isn't, but I want to believe dammit.)

Zonekeeper
Oct 27, 2007



Whybird posted:

This arc really has felt like the endurance round. Things are long, painful, and drawn out, and just when we think it's over: bam, something else to overcome. I'm actually wondering if it's a deliberate move?

(It probably isn't, but I want to believe dammit.)

I remember people saying the same thing about Azure City a few years ago. This comic just has a tendency to plant itself in one setting for a few hundred chapters. v:shobon:v

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
I really like how the characters are being put through the ringer. It will be that much more satisfying when they come out on top. I think we've had as many twists and new unexpected attacks as can be reasonable though. This has to be the final battle in desert saga.

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax
At least Azure City was fun and interesting, this isn't Party Splitting bad but I'm ready for the north.

Noah
May 31, 2011

Come at me baby bitch
This is almost the exact moment where the good guys think they've beaten the bad guy, only for the bad guy to impale one of them (Belkar) as he rises, intent on one last round.

e: oh no I've joined the ranks of people forecasting Belkar's imminent death.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Ian is still out there somewhere. I don't mind sticking with the desert setting for as long as we have but if the gang now deals with Tarquin and then Ian enters the scene and causes more trouble I might change my mind after all.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

Noah posted:

This is almost the exact moment where the good guys think they've beaten the bad guy, only for the bad guy to impale one of them (Belkar) as he rises, intent on one last round.

e: oh no I've joined the ranks of people forecasting Belkar's imminent death.

I don't think they think they've won yet. If anything they're feeling pretty desperate and endangered.

Tarquin has a pretty good reason to go directly after Belkar though. Belkar has his axe.

GigaPeon
Apr 29, 2003

Go, man, go!
I love how pissed Tarquin is. His story went from "Evil overlord defeated by his righteous son" to "A bunch of guys ganged up on him, and I guess his son was there too and got in a couple of shots."

Doesn't quiet have the same ring to it.

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

Zonekeeper posted:

But that's the beauty of it - to defeat him completely is to both deny him a properly climactic death (with witnesses that will tell the story) and to leave his precious plot threads unresolved. Deny him the legacy he's worked so hard to build up and you have done worse than merely killing him. Do it in a narratively sloppy fashion (by leaving tension that is never resolved and Chekhov's Guns unfired) and you get to offend his Bard-like sensibilities on top of that.

He doesn't even get to be a legend because the official, historical leader of the empire of blood is still a dumb fat dragon.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

GigaPeon posted:

I love how pissed Tarquin is.
Tarquin is pissed because his son is loudly shouting about how happy he is to be a helpful sidekick to the real leader of the Order, Roy.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Blackheart posted:

He doesn't even get to be a legend because the official, historical leader of the empire of blood is still a dumb fat dragon.
And if he dies here in the desert no one's around to witness his heroic last stand and ask who that mysterious man was. Except Laurin and Miron, but they would be positively endangering their entire racket if they played witness - in fact it would work just as well if they could just spend the next few years conquering bits and pieces of the suddenly-tactically-incompetent Empire of Blood. Note that each of the two is the shadow figure behind one of the remaining two empires...

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





Guys, even if Tarquin, Laurin, and Miron all die here in the desert, none of their stories end. Even with Malack dust in the wind, the remaining two members of Team Tarquin have the resources and motivation to hire some high priest to cast three True Resurrections, which doesn't require a corpse. Nor do the Order, unlike Xykon, have the resources to keep that from happening.

Tarquin will be back, sooner or later. Maybe we get a one page coda of Tarquin waking up at home after being brought back from the dead or maybe he just appears when we least expect it and explains in flashback, but either way, dude's not done no matter how this fight goes.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

jng2058 posted:

Guys, even if Tarquin, Laurin, and Miron all die here in the desert, none of their stories end. Even with Malack dust in the wind, the remaining two members of Team Tarquin have the resources and motivation to hire some high priest to cast three True Resurrections, which doesn't require a corpse. Nor do the Order, unlike Xykon, have the resources to keep that from happening.

Tarquin will be back, sooner or later. Maybe we get a one page coda of Tarquin waking up at home after being brought back from the dead or maybe he just appears when we least expect it and explains in flashback, but either way, dude's not done no matter how this fight goes.

Despite the fact that Rich has openly stated he's never using True Resurrection as a plot device, because it just turns death into a cheap revolving door. Sorry, fanboy.

Case in point...

Rich Burlew posted:

And more to the point, True Resurrection is a terrible, narrative-wrecking spell that should not exist, as it has no real purpose for players who die in battle (as they can almost always be returned via simple Resurrection) and only ever comes in to play to undo plot points. I prefer to simply treat it as "not available" to everyone, and I don't want to waste any panel time explaining why.

Simian_Prime fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Oct 30, 2013

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Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

Not to mention that clerics who reach a high enough level to cast 9th level spells are exceedingly rare in the comic. Redcloak is probably the only one in the entire world.

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