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Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

vaginal culture posted:

Do they get a trophy for this?

Participation ribbons

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Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.
Would love to see a matchup of all the biggest poo poo talking goons vs. the USA women's team.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

JP Money posted:

Would love to see a matchup of all the biggest poo poo talking goons vs. the USA women's team.

Goons would totally win on anime knowledge

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

JP Money posted:

Would love to see a matchup of all the biggest poo poo talking goons vs. the USA women's team.

Who cares, post pictures, this is for everyone, thanks

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15BvMzbTQMY

Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.
I apologize.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ767ZWsNXU

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Ronaldo's not amused.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Sumo owns

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
people who support barca or madrid are just the worst really

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Vagabundo posted:

Ronaldo's not amused.



Nice Bale impression

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

pissy smelliott posted:

Nice Bale impression

ragle
Nov 1, 2009

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

wrong thread

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

pissy smelliott posted:

Nice Bale impression

lol

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

I can't wait for January

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
Some good ol' violence in the Argie league

http://www.theguardian.com/football/video/2013/oct/30/five-footballers-sent-off-brawl-argentina-video

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Someone actually died a few days ago in fights outside the stadiums in Argentina, really sad that this poo poo always happens there. Don't take football so seriously christ.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I'd love to see a mass brawl like that in person. Not one with someone dying obviously

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Scott Bakula posted:

I'd love to see a mass brawl like that in person. Not one with someone dying obviously
You just need to go to more Tyne/Wear derbies apparently.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I was at the one where a horse got punched. That all happened long after I'd left town though. I meant on the pitch anyway

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Meanwhile, in the links on the side of that video:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/video/2013/oct/29/austrian-team-failed-penalty-trick-video

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

This is a work of art.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Avram has a respectable bulge

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

I... I can't look away

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
Buy next year's calendar now to avoid disappointment

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
A bargain at £10. Is that Puyol's face I see on the front?

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Was just going through some stuff and found these old postcards that I picked up years ago, thought you lot might be interested in seeing them. They're old ads for Predator boots, the strapline is "New rules for new Predator". The text is what's on the back of each card, I've scanned them in at pretty huge resolution.

"If a player beats six opponents he must stop and allow them to regroup."


"Before a penalty is taken the player must forewarn where he intends to score."


"Players with an unfair speed advantage must start the second half carrying extra weight."


"Up to three extra players will be allowed onto the pitch to defend free kicks."


"If a player has possession for more than 30 seconds, the opposition can enlist the help of officials."

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
I'm seeing Keiron Dyer associated with the words 'unfair speed advantage' and my brain is struggling to parse it

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

the sex ghost posted:

I'm seeing Keiron Dyer associated with the words 'unfair speed advantage' and my brain is struggling to parse it

He's very quick, for all of 15 seconds until his legs snap off again. He's also a strange choice of player to put alongside Zidane, Del Piero and Beckham

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

the sex ghost posted:

I'm seeing Keiron Dyer associated with the words 'unfair speed advantage' and my brain is struggling to parse it

The Zidane one is my new desktop, top top posting from Lemon

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

NinjaSteve posted:

He's very quick, for all of 15 seconds until his legs snap off again. He's also a strange choice of player to put alongside Zidane, Del Piero and Beckham

Wow. Sounds like you are describing Kewell as well.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

B.B. Rodriguez posted:

Wow. Sounds like you are describing Kewell as well.

I am, I just don't want to admit it.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on
Seeing Kieron Dyer actually be good for weeks at a time and not breaking is one of the highlights of my teenage years.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)


Home bias in the Nigerian League certainly seems to be a thing

Stotty
Apr 5, 2004
My enduring memory of Kieron Dyer (apart from the Bowyer fight) was when he was stopped on the street by a local news reporter who had no idea who he was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvT3crLreAg

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

I really really wanted Predator boots but I could never afford them :(

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


Lol :allears:

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Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

Stotty posted:

My enduring memory of Kieron Dyer (apart from the Bowyer fight) was when he was stopped on the street by a local news reporter who had no idea who he was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvT3crLreAg

"What level are you playing at there?"
"Professional. In the first team."

Good work that journo

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