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Striking Yak posted:Wow, a Jerusalem rookie card! This is a Jerusalem rookie card. It is worth something. Writer Cath posted:
This is a Writer Cath quote. It is worth nothing.
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I am evil Jerusalem! I am evil Jerusalem!
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Writer Cath posted:
Wait a minute... Cath's scar is on the wrong side. She couldn't have been the evil left twin. That means the evil twin is, and always has been, Jerusalem!
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Oct 30, 2013 14:21
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Hey, let's all hug Jerusalem! ...There's still time. ...Let's hug him again!
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Oct 30, 2013 14:47
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Striking Yak posted:Hey, let's all hug Jerusalem! Who needs Jerusalem?! ....I doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
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Oct 30, 2013 15:16
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Deviant posted:This is a Writer Cath quote. It is worth nothing. All I can be is myself 
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Oct 30, 2013 15:19
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Striking Yak posted:Hey, let's all hug Jerusalem! Try it! It's like kissing a peanut!
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Oct 30, 2013 15:28
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Roark posted:Try it! It's like kissing a peanut!  can buy many peanuts!
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Oct 30, 2013 15:44
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Roark posted:Try it! It's like kissing a peanut! I'm gonna smooch 'im like a mule eating an apple! 
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Oct 30, 2013 15:49
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oldskool posted:
Nine hundred dollary-doos?!? oldskool! Did you accept a six hour collect call from the Forums? 
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Oct 30, 2013 16:00
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Bjay9 posted:Nine hundred dollary-doos?!? oldskool! Did you accept a six hour collect call from the Forums? Do you have a phone book for Osaka, Japan? ... Can I use your phone?
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Oct 30, 2013 16:08
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Striking Yak posted:Hey, let's all hug Jerusalem! Are you goons hugging Jerusalem? 
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Oct 30, 2013 16:22
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Are you goons hugging Jerusalem?
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Oct 30, 2013 17:30
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Hogburto posted:That's it! I'll make money with a chauffeur job! Good thing you turned on that TV, Locust. This better work, boy. I don't wanna wind up working on Jerusalem's emu farm.
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Oct 30, 2013 19:26
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Jerusalem posted:Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time, BloodDesk? Sometimes... 
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Oct 30, 2013 20:04
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Drink-Mix Man posted:This better work, boy. I don't wanna wind up working on Jerusalem's emu farm. Your quote-bomb better work, Nerdlinger!
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Oct 30, 2013 20:27
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DrBouvenstein posted:Your quote-bomb better work, Nerdlinger! I'm not a nerd. Nerds are smart.
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Oct 30, 2013 20:50
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IMJack posted:Do you have a phone book for Osaka, Japan? Is it a local call?
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Oct 30, 2013 20:51
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Hogburto posted:That's it! I'll make money with a chauffeur job! Good thing you turned on that TV, Locust. I’ve had a lot of jobs in my life..boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, duck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, body guard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart jerk, homophobe, and missionary, but quoting people, that gives me the best feeling of all!
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Oct 30, 2013 21:19
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Holy poo poo...I just found out that "Talkin' Softball" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkpyZws4bJ8 is not an original song,but a parody of some baseball song I had never heard before. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWKA9Zi5-_Y
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Oct 30, 2013 21:38
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It's the same song, you just replaced the dees with doos!
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Oct 30, 2013 23:09
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:It's the same song, you just replaced the dees with doos! D'oh! A deer!
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Oct 31, 2013 00:39
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Writer Cath posted:D'oh! A female deer!
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Oct 31, 2013 01:22
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Mister Kingdom posted:A female deer! I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hot dogs with mustard and beer, I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baaaaaaaabyyy deer. La-la-la-la-la-la-lalalalala, who's that baby deer on the lawn.
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Oct 31, 2013 01:30
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Bjay9 posted:I like pizza, I like bagels,  Look, just get rid of the sugar.
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Oct 31, 2013 01:31
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Mister Kingdom posted:A female deer! You ain't going nowhere, sweetheart. 
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Oct 31, 2013 01:33
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Bjay9 posted:I like pizza, I like bagels, Bad fawn! 
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Oct 31, 2013 01:39
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Bad fawn! Hey! Moose! Shoo! I'm talking to you! Get off my lawn, now! 
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Oct 31, 2013 01:56
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Bjay9 posted:I like pizza, I like bagels, Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history From the, town of Springfield He's about to hit a chestnut tree.
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Oct 31, 2013 02:47
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Writer Cath posted:
Ma'am you're going to have to put some sugar on the celery or get out.
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Oct 31, 2013 02:55
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Luigi Thirty posted:Simpson! Homer Simpson! Yabba Dabba Doo, I like quoting with you!
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Oct 31, 2013 02:57
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jscolon2.0 posted:Yabba Dabba Doo, I like quoting with you! Quoting is built on plagiarism. If it weren't for someone plagiarizing the Honeymooners we wouldn't have the Flintstones. If someone hadn't ripped off Sergeant Bilko, there'd be no Jerusalem. jscolon2.0, Deviant, Funky See Funky Do? Hah! Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson, Art Carney. Your honor, you take away our right to steal ideas, where are they gonna come from?
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Oct 31, 2013 03:05
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jscolon2.0 posted:Yabba Dabba Doo, I like quoting with you! Alright jscolon2.0, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but we gotta work together an-
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Oct 31, 2013 03:49
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Everything Counts posted:Quoting is built on plagiarism. If it weren't for someone plagiarizing the Honeymooners we wouldn't have the Flintstones. If someone hadn't ripped off Sergeant Bilko, there'd be no Jerusalem. jscolon2.0, Deviant, Funky See Funky Do? Hah! Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson, Art Carney. Your honor, you take away our right to steal ideas, where are they gonna come from? I dunno. Coast Guard?
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Jerusalem posted:Alright jscolon2.0, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but we gotta work together an- You don't like me? I like you!
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Oct 31, 2013 04:14
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jscolon2.0 posted:You don't like me? I like you! I like you too jscolon2.0, but not in that way. You're more like a big sister!
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Oct 31, 2013 04:33
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jscolon2.0 posted:You don't like me? I like you! You do? Then I like you too! Here, have an emoticon! 
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Oct 31, 2013 04:34
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:I like you too jscolon2.0, but not in that way. You're more like a big sister! When she sees you'll do anything she says, she's bound to respect you!
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Oct 31, 2013 04:42
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Everything Counts posted:When she sees you'll do anything she says, she's bound to respect you! Now say, "I am Homer Simpson, the lowly dog" ...in a dog's voice.
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Oct 31, 2013 08:37
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Jerusalem posted:You do? Then I like you too! Here, have an emoticon! There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling!
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Luigi Thirty posted:Simpson! Homer Simpson! Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do!
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