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Red posted:Hawaii. Why does this dummy have a bucket on its head?  Because we're blind to their tyranny.  Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?  Yeah. Move along, Betty. 
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Tell the world my story.
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Oct 29, 2013 18:16
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Robnoxious posted:Tell the world my story. So, I line up my cold cuts on the couch next to me, but as I'm stacking them up, they keep falling into my foot bath!
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Oct 29, 2013 18:35
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"Mans Best Friend" Jerry, I want something like that on my tombstone.
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Oct 29, 2013 19:31
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Gyshall posted:"Mans Best Friend" Hey, Kramer! I dug Fredo up, now let's cut him open!   . . . . . Hey, neighbor. 
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Oct 29, 2013 19:43
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Oct 29, 2013 21:59
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You get your toilet book out of here, and I won't jump over this counter and punch you in the brain!
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Oct 29, 2013 22:41
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He SCHNAPPED me!
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Coffee And Pie posted:He SCHNAPPED me! 
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Coffee And Pie posted:He SCHNAPPED me!  Goodnight, Jugdish!
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Coffee And Pie posted:He SCHNAPPED me! Here I come.
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Oct 30, 2013 15:00
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I'll handle this, Violet. Why don't you take your three-hour break?
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Oct 30, 2013 16:06
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You know they changed the name from 100 Thousand Dollar Bar to 100 Grand?
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Oct 30, 2013 23:24
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Wario In Real Life posted:You know they changed the name from 100 Thousand Dollar Bar to 100 Grand? They all have swirling chocolate in the COMMERCIALS!!!
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Oct 30, 2013 23:36
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myron cope posted:They all have swirling chocolate in the COMMERCIALS!!! Not Skittles!
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Oct 30, 2013 23:57
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What about ketchup and mustard in the same bottle?
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haljordan posted:Probably, that guy was a legit psycho and the cast was terrified of him. I'm watching an episode of Deep Space Nine right now and he turns up as a genocidal king that's just casually like "yeah I need to buy a biological weapon that'll kill 28 million people." Perhaps he was playing himself!
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Oct 31, 2013 06:10
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Gyshall posted:What about ketchup and mustard in the same bottle? Oh that sounds promising sir.
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Oct 31, 2013 06:50
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Now I should inform you, that right now she is under the impression that you are... A marine biologist.
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Oct 31, 2013 07:12
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Is anyone here a marine biologist??
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Oct 31, 2013 08:18
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The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
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Oct 31, 2013 09:48
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Hank Morgan posted:The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. Is that a Titleist? A hole in one, heh.
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esperantinc posted:Is that a Titleist? A hole in one, heh. Take it easy. There's plenty of lobsters in the ocean for everyone.
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Oct 31, 2013 12:53
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Fish. Mammal. Whatever.
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Oct 31, 2013 12:59
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I believe the deal was that I would get your calzones on my route. Well, today I won't be going on my route WILL I? Perhaps, tomorrow.
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Oct 31, 2013 13:00
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You know I always wanted to pretend to be an architect.
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Oct 31, 2013 14:24
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Well, isn't an architect just an art school drop-out with a tilty desk, and a big ruler?
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Oct 31, 2013 15:22
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Oct 31, 2013 16:18
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Parachute posted:Well, isn't an architect just an art school drop-out with a tilty desk, and a big ruler? It's called a T-SQUARE! 
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Oct 31, 2013 16:20
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Parachute posted:Well, isn't an architect just an art school drop-out with a tilty desk, and a big ruler? What do you call a doctor who fails out of med school?
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Oct 31, 2013 16:22
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ZekeNY posted:What do you call a doctor who fails out of med school?
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Wario In Real Life posted:The Assman? Why would I, a Julliard trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor?
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Roark posted:Why would I, a Julliard trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor? So, somehow the Bronze-O is reacting to the poison she's giving you. 
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Elaine: Just tell him that you're my boyfriend and that we're in love, okay. Can you do that? Kramer:Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm your boyfriend... Have we been intimate? Elaine: Yeah, yeah, we've been intimate. Kramer: How often do we do it? Elaine: Kramer, how is that important? Honestly, do you really think he's gonna ask you that? Kramer: Elaine, he's a psychiatrist. They're interested in stuff like that. Elaine: Alright, alright. We do it, uh...five times a week, okay? Kramer: Oooh, baby.
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Oct 31, 2013 17:00
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Oct 31, 2013 17:07
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DrBouvenstein posted:It's called a T-SQUARE! Well, I am just a T-bone kinda guy. Love that T-bone.
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Oct 31, 2013 17:22
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 HEY T-BONE!! No! No more T-Bone. Why no T-Bone?
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I think the department of, you know, whatever, would be VERY interested to know what's going on here!
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Supreme Allah posted:I think the department of, you know, whatever, would be VERY interested to know what's going on here! You don't even know what 'write-off' means, do you?
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