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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Striking Yak posted:

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!

I knicked it in that split second when you let your guard down. And I'd do it again too. Good day.

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Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!

Writer Cath posted:

I knicked it in that split second when you let your guard down. And I'd do it again too. Good day.

To the quote mobile!

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Cookie Kwan posted:

To the quote mobile!

And why don't posters dance anymore? Remember the quote-toosie?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling!

You were more beast than man! :gonk:

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Mayo and Catsup posted:

And why don't posters dance anymore? Remember the quote-toosie?

Can't stop...doing....the monkey :slick:

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Cookie Kwan posted:

To the quote mobile!

Okay, to find Cookie, I just have to think like Cookie!

I'm a big two-eyed lame-o and I've had the same stupid avatar for-

The E/N subforum!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Striking Yak posted:

Okay, to find Cookie, I just have to think like Cookie!

I'm a big two-eyed lame-o and I've had the same stupid avatar for-

The E/N subforum!

Do they still sell those frozen bananas?

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Writer Cath posted:

Do they still sell those frozen bananas?

That's great, it's probably some geek Simpsons writer's kid.

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

That's great, it's probably some geek Simpsons writer's kid.

Hey egghead! Sing "Fair Harvard!"

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Women's Rights? posted:

Hey egghead! Sing "Fair Harvard!"

You, ma'am, have the boorish manners of a Yalie!

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Women's Rights? posted:

Hey egghead! Sing "Fair Harvard!"

Nasty business, that zero. Naturally, Harvard's doors are now closed to you, but I'll pass your file along to...Brown. :smug:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Striking Yak posted:

You, ma'am, have the boorish manners of a Yalie!

Well, we didn't all go to Gudger College. :colbert:

Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords
We come now to the final and most terrifying painting of the evening. To even gaze upon it is to go mad.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Women's Rights? posted:

Hey egghead! Sing "Fair Harvard!"

I don't know why Harvard even bothers to show up. They barely even won!

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

IMJack posted:

I don't know why Harvard even bothers to show up. They barely even won!

Hello, IMJackie! It's your old roomie, AKA Driver!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Jerusalem posted:

You were more beast than man! :gonk:

Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw....

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Deviant posted:

Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw....

Deviant! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

oldskool posted:

Deviant! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

Can't....lift....arm....or....speak....at....normal....rate

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

AKA Driver posted:

Hello, IMJackie! It's your old roomie, AKA Driver!

Oh this might take a while, Driver. Why don't you get drunk and stumble around comically for my amusement?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Jorghnassen posted:

We come now to the final and most terrifying painting of the evening. To even gaze upon it is to go mad.


We now return to Battling Seizure Robots!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Striking Yak posted:

We now return to Battling Seizure Robots!

See all that stuff in there, Striking Yak? That’s why your robot never worked.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

See all that stuff in there, Striking Yak? That’s why your robot never worked.

code:
Father, give me legs.

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Striking Yak posted:

You, ma'am, have the boorish manners of a Yalie!

... Here's a witty rejoinder for you! :fuckoff:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

code:
Father, give me legs.

code:
Why, why was I programmed to feel pain?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

code:
Why, why was I programmed to feel pain?

I really wish they wouldn't scream.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


IMJack posted:

I really wish they wouldn't scream.

Why don't I hear any sleep screams?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Deviant posted:

Why don't I hear any sleep screams?

Cobras! Coooobraass!

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Cobras! Coooobraass!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees




twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Deviant posted:

Why don't I hear any sleep screams?

I hear chopping, but I don't hear digging!

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Skeesix posted:

I hear chopping, but I don't hear digging!

No, no, Dig up stupid!

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

mrfart posted:

No, no, Dig up stupid!

Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Cookie Kwan play one of your albums...

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Women's Rights? posted:

Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Cookie Kwan play one of your albums...

I mean, if you're the police, who will police the police?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Women's Rights? posted:

Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Cookie Kwan play one of your albums...

Sting!

...

Mom, Dad!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I mean, if you're the police, who will police the police?

That's the best part, come winter the police will just die off!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Women's Rights? posted:

Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Cookie Kwan play one of your albums...

Any money we have left... goes down the well!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

A bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

IMJack posted:

A bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!

I call the big one Bitey!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Mister Kingdom posted:

I call the big one Bitey!

You still didn't explain why Lenny bit you.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

MondayHotDog posted:

You still didn't explain why Lenny bit you.

Delicious, but forbidden.

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