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The Dark One posted:On top of everything else, don't make me picture your hide! You think you know fear? Well I’ve seen them naked.
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Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.
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Nov 1, 2013 17:33
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IMJack posted:Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia. I thought I did...
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Dear Moderators, I am disgusted with the way goons are depicted in TVIV these days. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to read in TVIV again: Number one: Bra. Number two: Horny. Number three: Sexual Agony. I am not a crackpot! Sincerely, Striking Yak.
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Nov 1, 2013 18:45
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Dear Admins, There are too many forums these days. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
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The Dark One posted:On top of everything else, don't make me picture your hide! This would be a lot easier if you didn't keep pouring meat tenderizer all over me! *clank* Now I gotta work in the dark, too?
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Nov 1, 2013 19:33
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Women's Rights? posted:Dear Admins, Old Goon Yells At Cloud
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Nov 1, 2013 21:47
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Deviant posted:Old Goon Yells At Cloud I used to post "with it". Then they changed what "it" was! Now what I post isn't "it"! And what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.
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Deviant posted:Old Goon Yells At Cloud What's so unappealing about hearing an elderly goon talk about sex? I had seeeeex!
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Nov 1, 2013 21:57
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Women's Rights? posted:Dear Admins, ...except TFR and PI. The freak forums.
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Nov 1, 2013 23:04
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Drink-Mix Man posted:...except TFR and PI. The freak forums. Ugh, I should've got off at TCC.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:...except TFR and PI. The freak forums. I'll be cold in the ground before I recognize SH/SC.
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Nov 1, 2013 23:21
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IMJack posted:I'll be cold in the ground before I recognize SH/SC. Weren't much on the web, then! Just Jerusalem quoting season 1 over and over.
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The turkey's a little dry! Oh, foul accursed thing! What demon from the depths of hell created thee?!
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oldskool posted:I used to post "with it". Then they changed what "it" was! Now what I post isn't "it"! And what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you...
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Nov 2, 2013 01:49
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MondayHotDog posted:It'll happen to you... Do kids still use that word, 'cool'?
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Striking Yak posted:Weren't much on the web, then! Just Jerusalem quoting season 1 over and over. Number Eight *belch* Number Eight *belch* Number Eight *belch*
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Everything Counts posted:Number Eight *belch* Number Eight *belch* Number Eight *belch* I will have a single plum, floating in perfume, served in Everything Counts' hat.
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Excelzior posted:I will have a single plum, floating in perfume, served in Everything Counts' hat. Gin... and tonic? Do they mix? 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Gin... and tonic? Do they mix? We still haven't tried Raspberry Duff, Lady Duff, Tartar Control Duff...
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Gin... and tonic? Do they mix? The secret ingredient is ... love?! All right who's been screwing with this thing?
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Writer Cath posted:The secret ingredient is ... love?! All right who's been screwing with this thing? Stop that, you're hurting it.
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MondayHotDog posted:Stop that, you're hurting it. Women will like what I tell them to like, Monday. 
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Bjay9 posted:Women will like what I tell them to like, Monday. I put myself through medical school dancing under the name "Malcolm Sex". I pleased the ladies by any means necessary.
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Excelzior posted:I will have a single plum, floating in perfume, served in Everything Counts' hat. Here you go. Problem, yank?
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MondayHotDog posted:I put myself through medical school dancing under the name "Malcolm Sex". I pleased the ladies by any means necessary. Now who's being naive?
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Jerusalem posted:Here you go. No. It's pretty big. 
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Nov 2, 2013 05:31
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MondayHotDog posted:No. It's pretty big. 
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You're not gonna like our NYPD Shoe sketch. It's pretty much the same thing.
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It's good. A little too good for a goon... 
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The Dark One posted:It's good. A little too good for a goon... My back is spineless. My belly is yella. I am the American non-quoter.
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Perhaps looking at his writings will give me a clue about his madness.
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Nov 2, 2013 13:41
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Writer Cath posted:Perhaps looking at his writings will give me a clue about his madness. Feelin' fine.
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oldskool posted:Feelin' fine. 
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Nov 2, 2013 15:36
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Please excuse my handwriting, I busted whichever hand it is I write with.
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Is Mister Kingdom going to kill us?
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Is Mister Kingdom going to kill us? That's for the courts to decide
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