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Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Jozy couldn't climb a molehill he definitely can not climb the Everest sized mountain of my eight goal prediction

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Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

80085 posted:

I mean christ VC you private messaged me once because you thought I was a jozy lover even though I've been calling him poo poo since before pissflaps knew who he was.

i was gaslighting you

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
Whoa whoa, let's not get personal in here.

Jozy is garbage.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Jozy needs to leave the English game.

Jozy go home.

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012

80085 posted:

I mean christ VC you private messaged me once because you thought I was a jozy lover even though I've been calling him poo poo since before pissflaps knew who he was.

Post that private message

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Hallowed Turban posted:

Whoa whoa, let's not get personal in here.

Jozy is garbage.

It's are, Are Jozy Is Garbage.

80085 posted:

I mean christ VC you private messaged me once because you thought I was a jozy lover even though I've been calling him poo poo since before pissflaps knew who he was.

Haha

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
it's racist to criticise American players

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

vaginal culture posted:

i was gaslighting you

He just wants to fit in so bad

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Jota posted:

He just wants to fit in so bad

Stop gaslighting me.

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012

pissy smelliott posted:

it's racist to criticise American players

Funnily enough players like Tim Howard and Clint Dempsey and Landon Donovan never saw this sort of criticism

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Timbers Jim posted:

Funnily enough players like Tim Howard and Clint Dempsey and Landon Donovan never saw this sort of criticism

and what do they all have in common hrm

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012

Modus Trollens posted:

and what do they all have in common hrm

they're not poo poo

80085
Mar 19, 2001

Dos a cero!

vaginal culture posted:

i was gaslighting you

Well done I guess I was a jozy lover

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Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Pissflaps posted:

Jozy needs to leave the English game.

Jozy go home.

Back to the Dutch league. Which is really poo poo

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Modus Trollens posted:

and what do they all have in common hrm

beards

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Timbers Jim posted:

they're not poo poo

we're talking about American born footballers OP

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Pray tell you legitimate fans of football, what are "competitive" matches? World Cup and Euros? Barclays premier league, La Liga, Bundesliga, Serie A only? It would be nice for us "plastics" to know which is which so we can appropriately judge players based upon your standards.

80085
Mar 19, 2001

Dos a cero!

Timbers Jim posted:

they're not poo poo

jokes on you turns out dempsey is quite bad

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

pissy smelliott posted:

Pray tell you legitimate fans of football, what are "competitive" matches? World Cup and Euros? Barclays premier league, La Liga, Bundesliga, Serie A only? It would be nice for us "plastics" to know which is which so we can appropriately judge players based upon your standards.

Games in which literal garbagemen don't score for example

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012

Modus Trollens posted:

Games in which literal garbagemen don't score for example

so everything but USA friendlies

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Timbers Jim posted:

so everything but USA friendlies

You guys sure have a lot of words to say about a soccer player you don't care about.

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Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

80085
Mar 19, 2001

Dos a cero!

too skinny to be jozy please try again

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010


African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
lol

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

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ffs man, we might as well have a wheelie bin up front.

quote:

Have stuck up for him but got to say he's pure cack

quote:

Dozy, Jozy he is poo

quote:

Jesus loving Christ what a loving awful football player he is. Yet another game without a goal.

quote:

I've gave him a chance but how many games are we going to say 'this is the one' only to have nothing positive to say post-game… shows how poo poo the Dutch league is!

quote:

The only plus for Altidore is that his terrible first touch led to Borini's winner last week

quote:

I sat in the 'Home' end, and to have City fans laughing at us having him up front loving hurt me.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Thanks for the chart , its sometimes hard to keep track of jozys goals

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Jozy has scored fewer goals than Begovic lmao

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
insightful video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOO7BqhjBaM

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010


Puts it all into perspective. Horrendous player.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Begovic row for more perspective

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

actionjackson posted:

Begovic row for more perspective



Don't you loving dare mess with the tbp Jozy chart

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010

actionjackson posted:

Begovic row for more perspective



get out

Your Weird Uncle
Jan 16, 2006
Boneless Rusto Thrash.

actionjackson posted:

Begovic row for more perspective



go away you stupid gently caress

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
Jozy's getting us all heated, let's all relax. But seriously don't gently caress with the chart.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
Liam Murphy 3 months ago

Obviously you can't sum up a players career so far in a 2 minute youtube video but he looks like an out and out, no nonsense finisher. A bit like Bent before he jumped ship. And thats exactly what Sunderland need. He's on Wearside for a medical right now. Hope it all works out. Looking forward to next season! Ha'way the lads! FTM

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
Jozy has scored less goals for Sunderland than a balloon.

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Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

"A bit like Bent"

As in "a bit poo poo"

To be fair, Bent is at least 5 stone lighter.

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