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THE MACHO MAN posted:They spawn at simeon docks a lot. So does Phoenixes if that's your thing Thanks, I'll check it out. I already have a Phoenix. I decided that instead of having a racing garage full of custom cars for each class I was just going to jam it full of motorcycles and old muscle cars.
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Some guy just dumped $169037640 into my account. Don't wanna get banned. Maybe if I give some away, it counts as charity
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 23:17 |
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my new dog posted:Some guy just dumped $169037640 into my account. Don't wanna get banned. Maybe if I give some away, it counts as charity I doubt you'll get banned for anything but dayum that's a lot of glitch money.
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 23:19 |
BSH for 4 days! Fuckity fuckballs, rear end. The carbomb I rigged up in front of the LSC managed to clip the victim's big stupid truck, and I was either too slow on the shutdown or they fixed that. Maybe next time he'll know not to park right next to totally-not-suspicious vehicles. my new dog posted:Some guy just dumped $169037640 into my account. Don't wanna get banned. Maybe if I give some away, it counts as charity You'll be fine, I had the same thing (although "only" 50mil) in like the first week, nothing has come of it and I've stopped thinking it will.
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 23:24 |
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I really suck at racing and I need someone to swap wins with. GT KaliRA73
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 23:26 |
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Crows Turn Off posted:I just want multiplayer heists. Come on. I don't know I really won't ever get sick of the mission where you drive up to group of military trained sharp shooting gang bangers, steal/kill/blow up the green/red dot on your radar, then drive back to the yellow dot. Are there more fun or bizarre missions that people just don't play because they don't pay as much? Where are the missions where you try to run over the most pedestrians, or blow up the most ice cream trucks or something.
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 23:32 |
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Kali11324 posted:I really suck at racing and I need someone to swap wins with. GT KaliRA73 Do race swaps still give out money? Cause I'm tired of setting up races and not getting any takers.
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 23:35 |
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Inspector Hound posted:I don't know I really won't ever get sick of the mission where you drive up to group of military trained sharp shooting gang bangers, steal/kill/blow up the green/red dot on your radar, then drive back to the yellow dot. The Los Santos Connection is probably the most interesting and longest mission but its also fairly difficult and pays little compared to other missions available.
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 23:38 |
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Fibby Boy posted:Do race swaps still give out money? Cause I'm tired of setting up races and not getting any takers. Yeah. Basically we set up a race and take turns letting each other win.
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 23:39 |
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So we did a thing with a car. We could drive around like that too but it isn't possible to take pictures of it from within the car.
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 23:40 |
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Kali11324 posted:Yeah. Basically we set up a race and take turns letting each other win. Yeah alright. Just invite me. GT: Offshoretoast. Really want more mods for my cars.
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 23:42 |
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Aardmania posted:Yes, they are. They only seem to spawn in a few locations and around noon in-game time. I found mine just off the highway near Grapeseed, and I've made it one of my personal vehicles. Sweet, thanks!
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 23:51 |
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Here's a fun thing to do: find pubbie inside an ammunation, clothing store, whatever. Douse his car with gasoline and then take cover behind it. Dude came outside, saw me there and pulled out his shotty which set his own adder ablaze
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 23:55 |
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Tried to get a Buzzard into my garage and a pubbie shot me out of it. While I was respawning, he jacked it and fled to a convenience store. I tracked him down and trapped him inside with a bunch of tear gas grenades until he died, then I took back what was mine. Then while I was trying to glitch it into the garage someone came out of their garage and got stuck under it. When I got out of the apartment, I found only exploded wrecks.
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 00:07 |
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Dr. Stab posted:Man that pumpkin patch took me forever to find. Winner! Thanks for playing! Code will be in your email.
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 00:13 |
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BitBasher posted:Oh hey! I have been looking for a clean Rebel forever! Can you do me a favor and pull a dirty one into your garage with it and tell me if they both have the same stats? Clean vehicles often have better stats. Went up north looking for dirty Rebels and found three more clean versions. I'd say head up to Sandy Shores and look there.
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 00:35 |
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In case anyone was wondering, if you call in Merryweather’s airstrike and it destroys a personal vehicle, you’re on the hook for the insurance deductible and the bad sport points.
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 01:19 |
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edit: nope
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 01:19 |
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Someone said Patch Incoming.. I hope this is true because I really am a little bored of this game and want things to work a little better. Then again I need more time to actually chill with Goons and not only play for a bit- basically gently caress school and Chinese Historians. Not China, which I love. Not Chinese history, which I love. Not Chinese writing, which I love. Instead gently caress Chinese Historians and the issues they present due to cultural values. Kameleon posted:Anyone remember Sliders? Something Awful is like sliding from thread to thread until someone else remembers the show Sliders and I wonder if I have finally slid Marlamaid Swordhand posted:Does this mean being put into Bad Sport land is like when Rembrandt was caught by the runaway portal in the pilot? Bad Sport Land is like the later seasons when the plot became less Twilight Zone and more about Kromaggs and you have to fight to find episodes worth caring about and the rare cool characters. You find people who are there because they blew up cars and rove around like Mad Max killing people who rage or people who are there because they can't speak without saying friend of the family every other word. Bad Sport Land is a constant fight to find your fellow man and fight against the Worse Sports. I'll quote some Malcolm X because he said some nice things about serious issues that I can edit to apply to video game poverty and discrimination: "You get freedom from Bad Sport Hell by letting your enemy know that you'll do anything to get your freedom from Bad Sport Hell; then you'll get it. It's the only way you'll get it, by Commending a Goon and having them Commend you back." "The question tonight, as I understand it, is “The Goon Revolt, and Where Do We Go From Here?” or What Next?” In my little humble way of understanding it, it points toward either the chill man or the go outside." "Goons are fed up with the dillydallying, pussyfooting, compromising approach that we've been using toward getting our loving game working. We want freedom from Bad Sport Hell now, but we’re not going to get it saying “We Shall Wait & Enjoy Real Life.” We’ve got to rage post, neck beard, and commend each other until we have overcome." "People don't realize how a man's whole game can be changed by one patch." Source: Aegobolus X Altering Quotes From Malcolm X
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 01:31 |
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What increases bad sport time? I had 2hrs on the clock, minding my own business, not destroying personal vehicles or bailing on missions, when all of a sudden it chooses to add another 20hrs onto my time. What gives? Also, GarlicWhateverface, were you able to clone the docker?
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 01:35 |
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I recently pretty much did Mixed Up with Coke single handed, because the team of pubbies I was with for some reason went into the front door of the construction site and were all slaughtered. It was kind of funny that I had practiced so much that I knew exactly what to do.
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 01:51 |
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^^^ The nice thing about MUWC is that it has no time limit, the trucks eventually stop at certain points so you can take all the time you want as long as you don't DIE. Having a personal, insured riot van is HILARIOUS for squatting on an LSC when pubbies are trying to sell glitch. Park directly in from of the door and then climb up above it onto the roof. They will show up and scratch their heads, toss a sticky and then try ramming it, and you can kill them two or three times. THEN you go down and set stickies out around the area, and get into the van. The pubbies wills till see your dot on the same spot on top of the garage, but they'll think you're on the roof. When they come back down wondering and trying to ram the riot van out of the way, blow them up. Helps if you park nose-in so they can't see your profile through the windshield. McSpatula posted:What increases bad sport time? I had 2hrs on the clock, minding my own business, not destroying personal vehicles or bailing on missions, when all of a sudden it chooses to add another 20hrs onto my time. What gives?
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 01:55 |
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Paradoxically, bad sport hell is what the game should be like (never ending insanity and youre only on the hook for insurance money), and wouldn't be so bad if more people were there/your friends could join your games.
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 02:25 |
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Any bad sports want to trade races or do missions hit me up. Gt znorps
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 02:29 |
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Inspector Hound posted:Paradoxically, bad sport hell is what the game should be like (never ending insanity and youre only on the hook for insurance money), and wouldn't be so bad if more people were there/your friends could join your games. It really is liberating, you can still cost people money etc, and if you use Quick Join for jobs it's easy to find one that won't reject you for being a bad sport.
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 02:33 |
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coyo7e posted:I have a suspicion that after a certain point (like 16/32 day BSH penalties) people will start saying "gently caress it" and convince all their friends'crew to just go full-on BS. It took me until now to get to bsh, blowing up at least a few cars per session, playing almost every day, so by the time I get a 32 day ban I don't know what my interest level in this game is going to be (even though this game is awesome and I hate seeing posts that say poo poo like that). I'll at least play until heists, though. Chard posted:You'll be fine, I had the same thing (although "only" 50mil) in like the first week, nothing has come of it and I've stopped thinking it will. How do I make this happen to me. I don't want to glitch, but I'm not against someone just giving me a hundred million dollars for no reason
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 02:40 |
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Inspector Hound posted:How do I make this happen to me. I don't want to glitch, but I'm not against someone just giving me a hundred million dollars for no reason You can't anymore. Rockstar disabled the ability to share money unless it was from the last job a couple of weeks ago.
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 02:44 |
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Elliptical Dick posted:Just had a thought... Armoring your car doesn't slow it down does it? I was curious too.
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 02:45 |
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I love that civilians can put bounties on you for taking their cars.
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 02:47 |
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I have had the pleasure of that happening the last 5 times I have stolen a car. One time it was a $7K bounty by an unknown. I was loving chased around the map for what felt like forever
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 02:51 |
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Inspector Hound posted:How do I make this happen to me. I don't want to glitch, but I'm not against someone just giving me a hundred million dollars for no reason What happened to me was a level 700 guy placed a $200000 bounty on someone and bam, I had 114 million. A few minutes later, the same thing happened again and I got 54 additional millions. I now have a suppressor on my pistol, something I considered a bit too pricey just yesterday. No real tips, just hope the glitchy gods are in your favour.
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McSpatula posted:What increases bad sport time? I had 2hrs on the clock, minding my own business, not destroying personal vehicles or bailing on missions, when all of a sudden it chooses to add another 20hrs onto my time. What gives? I was! Thank you, I now have it insured and everything for future adventures.
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Edit: ODNE@
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 03:46 |
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If anyone wants to do some racing, add SA 3toes on xbox
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 04:33 |
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I had an odd thing happen today. I was leaving my garage and there was a guy standing outside holding a knife. I assumed it was another player, so I goosed it and ran him over. I never received a notification that I had killed another player. As I was driving away to LSC to chrome my Vacca, I started thinking about how it looked EXACTLY like Simeon. Has anyone seen this before?
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 04:41 |
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Doomsday Jesus posted:I had an odd thing happen today. I was leaving my garage and there was a guy standing outside holding a knife. I assumed it was another player, so I goosed it and ran him over. I never received a notification that I had killed another player. As I was driving away to LSC to chrome my Vacca, I started thinking about how it looked EXACTLY like Simeon. It was a mugger.
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 04:51 |
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Nah it was Simeon, people aren't doing his bullshit low-pay missions any more so he's gotta go out and steal peoples cars himself
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 04:56 |
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In single player, can you see your multiplayer character running around as an npc like the other two main characters?
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 05:07 |
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Inspector Hound posted:In single player, can you see your multiplayer character running around as an npc like the other two main characters? No, Online is supposed to take place before the main game.
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cka posted:Nah it was Simeon, people aren't doing his bullshit low-pay missions any more so he's gotta go out and steal peoples cars himself This made me laugh way more than it should have. On a side note, I love the idea of using muggers. However it's flawed because of a respawn system that allows you to basically spawn five feet away from where you die; allowing you to kill the mugger to get your money back. To be truly effective you'd have to sic the mugger on someone while you're relatively close to them so you can then snake the money from the mugger right after.
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