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sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

A Meat posted:

So how long until the Adult Baby Clown Fucker crossover episode?
You didn't catch the diapers in that clown transformation story? We're already most of the way there, all we need is cummies.

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Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

TetsuoTW posted:

all we need is cummies.

gently caress you. gently caress you. gently caress you.

MyFaceBeHi
Apr 9, 2008

I was popular, once.
The clown episode certainly gives Krusty the Clown new meaning to his name. :rimshot:

BAD AT STUFF
May 10, 2012

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because fuck you.
Does anyone remember which episode the line "Does anglosphere mean fat white guy?" is from?

edit: I think it might be 103, listening to it now.

edit again: Yeah, it's 103.

BAD AT STUFF fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Oct 16, 2013

A Shitty Reporter
Oct 29, 2012
Dinosaur Gum
Any plans for a Halloween creepypasta episode? Because last year's was amazing. Also I miss Portaxx.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 41 hours!

No Your Other Left posted:

Any plans for a Halloween creepypasta episode? Because last year's was amazing. Also I miss Portaxx.

Retsupurae have started making an entire thing of reading video game creepypastas, because Slowbeef finds them hilarious. I can't decide if my favorite is Blood Whistle for the amazing visual aid, or sonic.exe for its ingenious methods of illiciting scares.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Cleretic posted:

Retsupurae have started making an entire thing of reading video game creepypastas, because Slowbeef finds them hilarious. I can't decide if my favorite is Blood Whistle for the amazing visual aid, or sonic.exe for its ingenious methods of illiciting scares.

But it just isn't the same. I mean, not even once did a skeleton pop out.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Cleretic posted:

illiciting scares.
When scares are outlawed, only outlaws will be scary!

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 41 hours!
So the comments section has realized something that's been staring us in the face for a long time, and yet we never noticed.

Before he was famous for marrying Reshiram, JustinRPG was in the vore episode, posing the hypothetical about the world filled with giant birds and dragons. Which, now that we know who he is, yes was probably Pokemon.

ParaPraxis
Nov 21, 2010

My ultimate Ayn Rand porn

Cleretic posted:

So the comments section has realized something that's been staring us in the face for a long time, and yet we never noticed.

Before he was famous for marrying Reshiram, JustinRPG was in the vore episode, posing the hypothetical about the world filled with giant birds and dragons. Which, now that we know who he is, yes was probably Pokemon.

Haha, can't believe I missed that. I've got an hour to burn before trick or treaters show up. Guess I know what I'm doing.

Squint
Jul 14, 2007

Extremely Not Bad
Here's a late episode on incel nerds, including one sorry batshit guy who doesn't know the difference between writing a story with a plot and writing a technical overview.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
The gently caress offer thing was golden. I kept hearing gently caress gopher, and for some reason it had me in stitches.

fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

Squint posted:

Here's a late episode on incel nerds, including one sorry batshit guy who doesn't know the difference between writing a story with a plot and writing a technical overview.

Portaxx is back. :woop:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Squint posted:

Here's a late episode on incel nerds, including one sorry batshit guy who doesn't know the difference between writing a story with a plot and writing a technical overview.

Aw yea, incel, nice to see you guys going back to the rich well of straight up crazy after the previous few gross fetish shows.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
It's more like a well of middle-class entitlement. Crazy can be charming or enigmatic, this kinda stuff is just despicable.

MyFaceBeHi
Apr 9, 2008

I was popular, once.
You know, I was thinking that I wasn't sure if you ever did an episode on incels and LOOK WHAT HAPPENS!

I should stop thinking because stuff happens.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Love all the callbacks. Daphne Catherine needs to get started on delivering us from ourselves.

2house2fly
Nov 14, 2012

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to!
Oh my God you guys have to do a NaNoWriMo episode!

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 41 hours!

2house2fly posted:

Oh my God you guys have to do a NaNoWriMo episode!

The TVTropes thread's finds alone could provide three episode's worth cf content for something like that.

I can't guarantee it would be good content.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

2house2fly posted:

Oh my God you guys have to do a NaNoWriMo episode!

God yes.

Squint
Jul 14, 2007

Extremely Not Bad

2house2fly posted:

Oh my God you guys have to do a NaNoWriMo episode!

Guess what we recorded Friday night.

Barent
Jun 15, 2007

Never die in vain.

Squint posted:

Guess what we recorded Friday night.

YESS!

By the way Adam is hilarious and you should have him on more. That fuckin' Juggernaut Lonely segment kills me.

Invisible Ted
Aug 24, 2011

hhhehehe
I'm trying to figure out what episode it was in, where (I think) Adam Bozarth is yelling about his clothes shrinking in the wash, as well as the fact that someone took his Snickers (I had five snickers, now there's three. No, listen MY CLOTHES SHRUNK IN THE WASH!)

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Invisible Ted posted:

I'm trying to figure out what episode it was in, where (I think) Adam Bozarth is yelling about his clothes shrinking in the wash, as well as the fact that someone took his Snickers (I had five snickers, now there's three. No, listen MY CLOTHES SHRUNK IN THE WASH!)

I want to say Lokiwives but it's possible it was one of the conspiracy/demon episodes.

e: Lokiwives, when they're reading the haikus. About 36 minutes in.

Djeser fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Nov 3, 2013

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

So was the dating planet story just a poorly written alien planet story from the Hitchhiker's Guide? (Only without the obvious payoff of "One day, one of the scientists found out that the whole set-up was a waste of time, since they could skip the whole process and talk to people instead.".)

On a completely unrelated note, I wish I could draw well, so I could draw Tit Voltron fighting Super Bisexual.

Squint
Jul 14, 2007

Extremely Not Bad
It's not even a story, though, really. It has no plot or characters. It's just world-building for one very specific aspect of some alien society which then immediately gives way to the author announcing that it's wish-fulfillment and if a bunch of software developers could get to work on the dating-without-socializing wank in this "story" he just wrote, that would be awesome.

Tenik
Jun 23, 2010


I'm not sure it was supposed to be world building. The guy who wrote it clearly has a tough time connecting with other people and being honest with his emotions. I think that story was the closest thing to porn that he could imagine.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 41 hours!

Squint posted:

Guess what we recorded Friday night.

Well, that saves me the effort. Although it does mean I won't get the opportunity to bundle it with my own early-aborted NaNoWriMo effort from 2010.

Probably for the best, really.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Squint posted:

It's not even a story, though, really. It has no plot or characters. It's just world-building for one very specific aspect of some alien society which then immediately gives way to the author announcing that it's wish-fulfillment and if a bunch of software developers could get to work on the dating-without-socializing wank in this "story" he just wrote, that would be awesome.

The best part is that minus the whole "talking to an AI" part, the "algorithm" he's describing is just loving eHarmony. He's proposing a solution to a problem that's just the same solution that's already there and STILL won't work for him, because A) no girls would use this service and B) he's not willing to put in the effort to talk to girls (because of OH GOD NO ONE MUST EVER REJECT ME).

I've found the most dating site success with OkCupid. It's also the dating site that requires you to put in the most effort to have a decent profile. See a correlation? Having a dating life means WORKING AT IT. The (gasp) girls have to work too!

Rotten Red Rod fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Nov 4, 2013

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Honestly what he's describing in the story sounds more like video dating. You just kinda make a one-sided conversation and then I guess you get matched up with people whose conversation meshed with yours.

That isn't really how humans talk but nothing will get in the way of spergbot dating. :goleft:

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Rotten Red Rod posted:


I've found the most dating site success with OkCupid. It's also the dating site that requires you to put in the most effort to have a decent profile. See a correlation? Having a dating life means WORKING AT IT. The (gasp) girls have to work too!
Bullshit, girls just wait for a seat on the cock carousel to open up.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Djeser posted:

Honestly what he's describing in the story sounds more like video dating. You just kinda make a one-sided conversation and then I guess you get matched up with people whose conversation meshed with yours.

That isn't really how humans talk but nothing will get in the way of spergbot dating. :goleft:

It's really kind of an interesting idea - you're basically talking to a HUGE range of girls, all at the same time, and as each one is eliminated at "not right" for you, it whittles it down until finally you're just talking to one person, that is the most likely match for you.

Except, why would a bunch of computer nerds be the best people to come up with this holy algorithm that holds the secret to finding the right person? If they knew that, why do they need it? And how could they be sure THAT person is the right one for you that won't reject you? I've had plenty of 90%+ matched girls on OkCupid that didn't work out, and girls I'm 70%-80% matched with that I clicked with/dated.

And, again, the crux of the issue, this service is specifically created to cater to the needs of shy, nerdy guys. Why would a girl use it? I can just see hundreds of guys being matched up with the few girls who actually signed up, or most guys being left with no "perfect" match.

I know I'm breaking down someone's silly daydream, but it's just amusing how he tries so hard to solve a problem yet ends up right back where he started. Say it with me: DATING TAKES WORK. THERE'S NO SHORTCUTS.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Are there incel communities of women? The system might end up matching lazy horrible idiots together because they have similar opinions and hobbies.

I just looked at an incel forum to try find some women, and apparently they do exist, even in the same places as the men (???), but I didn't find much before I closed it because it was awful. Someone stronger go look.

Deformed Church fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Nov 4, 2013

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Incel sufferer seeks mate. P.S.: NO FATTIES!!!!

Squint
Jul 14, 2007

Extremely Not Bad

TetsuoTW posted:

Bullshit, girls just wait for a seat on the cock carousel to open up.

I hear it's rarely worth it.

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Say it with me: DATING TAKES WORK. THERE'S NO SHORTCUTS.

no but you see COMPUTERS

Rebochan
Feb 2, 2006

Take my evolution

I learned so much from this episode. Like about my reptilian hindbrain.

More Portaxx "dumb girl" voice please!

Barent
Jun 15, 2007

Never die in vain.

Rebochan posted:

More Portaxx "dumb girl" voice please!

This! Portaxx is funny I miss her. :(

2house2fly
Nov 14, 2012

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to!

Squint posted:

no but you see COMPUTERS
But the computer matches would be so perfect as to eliminate the thrill of romantic conquest.

Rebochan
Feb 2, 2006

Take my evolution

Holy cow, guys, read the doc on the F Plus site. The stuff that didn't make the cut is horrifying :stonk: Specifically, the guy obsessed with poop fapping. :barf:

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Champeenship
Oct 9, 2012
There's nothing quite like listening to old episodes, finding the thumbnail on iTunes has changed, and realizing there's a new episode.

EDIT: My god, this valedictory speech is the most passive-agressive poo poo I have ever heard.

Champeenship fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Nov 12, 2013

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