Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

blue footed boobie posted:

Here's an article on how ridiculous the names are getting. It's starting to become a marketing ploy.

http://snapkakapop.blogspot.com/2012/09/brazilian-youngsters-play-name-game-and.html?m=1

There's literally a Roberto Baggio listed, and a guy named Bacteria.
Lynnekeer sounds like it's Gary's Dutch cousin.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

blue footed boobie posted:

Here's an article on how ridiculous the names are getting. It's starting to become a marketing ploy.

http://snapkakapop.blogspot.com/2012/09/brazilian-youngsters-play-name-game-and.html?m=1

There's literally a Roberto Baggio listed, and a guy named Bacteria.

hahaha, I thought you were kidding with the Bacteria thing, that's really something

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Gigi Galli posted:

Yep if you had to put Izecson Dos Santos Leite on the back of Kaká's kit every time it'd be ridiculous. Only Vennegoor of Hesselink should be able to do that poo poo



There's a Bosnian dude that used to (maybe still does) play in MLS that goes by Baggio even though he has a pretty short name.

The kid's name is Adis 'Baggio' Husidic. I was surprised to find out my club hold his rights in MLS. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baggio_Husidi%C4%87

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Pirlo gives a totally run of the mill post match interview in a Halloween mask.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb6AjZCpPn4

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

pdog posted:

Speaking of the whole Ronaldo v Messi thing, in my mind things like that Ronaldo underwear launch with the massive billboard of himself, are some of the reasons people would prefer Messi, he just seems much more humble and likeable than vain old ronny.

Messi looks like a Hobbit and at least Ronaldo isn't a tax cheat.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Messi whores himself out just as much if not more than Ronaldo. Just he's not as visible because Ronaldo looks like that and Messi is an ugly little goblin.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

serious gaylord posted:

Messi whores himself out just as much if not more than Ronaldo. Just he's not as visible because Ronaldo looks like that and Messi is an ugly little goblin.

For real, he's in all those Pepsi, FIFA and Samsung ads, as well as whatever Japanese TV thing he was in that was posted here. He just doesn't do modeling because he's like 5'2 and 120 pounds.

Xeno
Sep 16, 2005

MAD TYTE DUBZ, YO.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Gigi Galli posted:

For real, he's in all those Pepsi, FIFA and Samsung ads, as well as whatever Japanese TV thing he was in that was posted here. He just doesn't do modeling because he's like 5'2 and 120 pounds.

tbf i posted a pic of him modelling D&G underwear like 20 posts ago, so he's just as much of a whore

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2ngZtz8grk

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/usasoccerguy/status/396259206367817728

Lol

Your Weird Uncle
Jan 16, 2006
Boneless Rusto Thrash.

this dudes twitter kills me forreal

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre
Penalties at today's u-17 quarter final:

http://youtu.be/P2Nv8BuCfS0

jooky
Jan 15, 2003

Tortilla Maker posted:

Penalties at today's u-17 quarter final:

http://youtu.be/P2Nv8BuCfS0

That's some pretty class penalty taking for a bunch of young kids

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

Morgan freeman looks pretty happy there

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
I think it's a rule that every stadium has to have at least one ancient jamaican steward with a big hat, there's one at Elland Road who's been about since I was a kid

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2ngZtz8grk

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

8 posts back. Shameful.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
It's not the worst corner though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDFf5YmeRSg

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
Arsenal DNA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlWZdBsUYJA

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

Tim Howard's was better. That should never be going in.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Remember Paul Robinson's where you can pinpoint the moment Ben Foster realises he's nowhere near it and it's going to go over his head and in

Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012

the sex ghost posted:

Remember Paul Robinson's where you can pinpoint the moment Ben Foster realises he's nowhere near it and it's going to go over his head and in

That was the lowest point of a low season, should have just relegated us at that goal.

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008

Is this...peak Stoke?

Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism


Speaking of Begovic and Boruc, I didn't notice this during the match but are opposing keepers allowed to wear identical kits? What would have happened if one had gone up for a corner or something at the other end?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Starsnostars posted:



Speaking of Begovic and Boruc, I didn't notice this during the match but are opposing keepers allowed to wear identical kits? What would have happened if one had gone up for a corner or something at the other end?

Only rule is that the kit should contrast with the outfield players of both teams. For a hundred years keepers all wore the same kit (Lev Yashin and the occasional yellow-shirted maverick excepted), keepers in freaky coats of many colours is a very nineties thing.

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

Starsnostars posted:



Speaking of Begovic and Boruc, I didn't notice this during the match but are opposing keepers allowed to wear identical kits? What would have happened if one had gone up for a corner or something at the other end?

I remember this being a You Are The Ref scenario a while ago; there's a corner kick scramble, you see an arm with a goalkeeper's sleeve punch the ball and it goes in, but you can't tell which of the goalkeepers actually did the punch

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
never gently caress with sagna tho

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Ha when Coutinho looks back at him

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Soup and a Sandwich posted:

never gently caress with sagna tho



Haha pretty beta stuff from lil Coutinho here

cmcxon
Feb 12, 2007


Kinear attempts to sign a player loaned out by Newcastle

marcadia
Sep 13, 2005


I don't think this has been posted, apologies if it has. A snapshot of 1960s football life for players and supporters.

"Here, they're lucky enough to have the beach nearby, with bracing sea breezes to help the toning-up process".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8W0mnX2TNQ

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

marcadia posted:

I don't think this has been posted, apologies if it has. A snapshot of 1960s football life for players and supporters.

"Here, they're lucky enough to have the beach nearby, with bracing sea breezes to help the toning-up process".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8W0mnX2TNQ

This is top stuff op, am loving it. Wonder how many current top top players have changed a plug.

Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism

Southampton didn't beat Liverpool...

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Starsnostars posted:

Southampton didn't beat Liverpool...

Yes they did? Or is there some joke I'm missing here?

  • Locked thread