Let's Play: the world's absolute worst games ever created!

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spudsbuckley: Aug 29, 2008; by FactsAreUseless
(and can't post for 5 years!)

steinrokkan posted:

Freddy's most fiendish plot unveiled!

This may be the best VGA yet

Agreed. So many moments where i just burst out laughing while i was watching it.

The guy was either deaf or had a touch of the downs by the sound of his voice.

# ? Nov 3, 2013 14:51

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 20:49

Bholder: Feb 26, 2013

spudsbuckley posted:

Agreed. So many moments where i just burst out laughing while i was watching it.

The guy was either deaf or had a touch of the downs by the sound of his voice.

Looking at the art, I'd go with 14 year old.

# ? Nov 3, 2013 15:49

Rickycat: Nov 26, 2007; by Lowtax

That was possibly the best game so far. :allears:

# ? Nov 3, 2013 15:54

Kanthulhu: Apr 8, 2009; NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!

(Dany shits in a field)

Woa. amazing cut scenes!

I specially liked the detail on Dracula's shoe laces.

# ? Nov 3, 2013 15:56

Dizz: Feb 14, 2010; L L

Holy poo poo freddy's face in the mirror!

# ? Nov 3, 2013 17:13

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

I loving loved that Nightmare on Elm Street 2 game, and if anybody can find part 2 of it (the actual download, not the broken link / Youtube video of gameplay) I will forever be in their debt.

# ? Nov 3, 2013 17:52

Mr. Noseybonk: Jul 17, 2012

Oh man, please tell me part 2 is real. Also, it appears the fantastic cut scenes come as movie files that can be enjoyed whenever you want!

# ? Nov 3, 2013 17:53

Obscil: Feb 28, 2012; PLEASE LIKE ME!

Lowtax posted:

I loving loved that Nightmare on Elm Street 2 game, and if anybody can find part 2 of it (the actual download, not the broken link / Youtube video of gameplay) I will forever be in their debt.

I don't think part 2 exists unfortunately. I did some google searching and checked the creator's profile on Yoyo games, and it seems like he never got around to making part 2. Although, I did find out that the red robed guy with a chainsaw was from another game of his called "TORTURE VOL 1.3".

EDIT: Wait, just saw the youtube vid of part 2. So apparently it exists, but it probably isn't on the internet anymore.

Obscil fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Nov 3, 2013

# ? Nov 3, 2013 19:22

Phoenixan: Jan 16, 2010; Just Keep Cool-idge

Did the person who made this also make that crappy 3D Star Wars game? The "voice actor" sounds the same.

# ? Nov 3, 2013 20:10

dijon du jour: Mar 27, 2013; _{I'm shy}

Phoenixan posted:

Did the person who made this also make that crappy 3D Star Wars game? The "voice actor" sounds the same.

If it is I guess this game was made after the creator had his microphone surgically implanted inside his mouth.
Not even a tiny microphone, one of those big foam ones.

# ? Nov 3, 2013 20:27

Cannonballoon: Jul 25, 2007

Dracula prefers fashionable yet comfortable footwear.

# ? Nov 3, 2013 20:47

El Burbo: Oct 10, 2012

Obscil posted:

I don't think part 2 exists unfortunately. I did some google searching and checked the creator's profile on Yoyo games, and it seems like he never got around to making part 2. Although, I did find out that the red robed guy with a chainsaw was from another game of his called "TORTURE VOL 1.3".

EDIT: Wait, just saw the youtube vid of part 2. So apparently it exists, but it probably isn't on the internet anymore.

Speaking of TORTURE, here it is!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0aQsYsAdQE

# ? Nov 4, 2013 01:54

Mr. Noseybonk: Jul 17, 2012

el burbo posted:

Speaking of TORTURE, here it is!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0aQsYsAdQE

Wait a minute. Did I see an email button? Is there a direct contact to the gay who made these? And, as such, a way to find part two of Nightmare on Elm Street 2?

# ? Nov 4, 2013 01:59

Admiral H. Curtiss: May 11, 2010; I think there are a bunch of people who can create trailing images. I know some who could do this as if they were just going out for a stroll.

I messaged him on Youtube, but unfortunately he seems to have misplaced the game. He said he'll message me again if he manages to find it.

# ? Nov 4, 2013 02:06

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Lowtax posted:

I loving loved that Nightmare on Elm Street 2 game, and if anybody can find part 2 of it (the actual download, not the broken link / Youtube video of gameplay) I will forever be in their debt.

His official YouTube page.

# ? Nov 4, 2013 02:24

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Mr. Noseybonk posted:

Oh man, please tell me part 2 is real. Also, it appears the fantastic cut scenes come as movie files that can be enjoyed whenever you want!

Here are all of the scenes.

# ? Nov 4, 2013 02:44

tlarn: Mar 1, 2013; You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.

As amazing as these two games have been, I can't help but feel that we're approaching the lovely-games plateau. These latest ones are perfect storms.

# ? Nov 4, 2013 02:47

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

tlarn posted:

As amazing as these two games have been, I can't help but feel that we're approaching the lovely-games plateau. These latest ones are perfect storms.

Um...have you seen all of the games I've linked that haven't been played yet?

They haven't even played Alex Goes to High School yet!

# ? Nov 4, 2013 02:49

Cup Runneth Over: Aug 8, 2009; She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

There is no plateau when it comes to lovely games. It's like trying to empty out the ocean with a bucket.

# ? Nov 4, 2013 07:04

Kangra: May 7, 2012

Is there a game where you get to do that? Sounds like fun.

The NOES2 game really was amazing in that it was terrible but you could actually complete it. And SAW somehow magically was both broken and playable at the same time.

# ? Nov 4, 2013 07:58

Detective Thompson: Nov 9, 2007; Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Squeegy posted:

There is no plateau when it comes to lovely games. It's like trying to empty out the ocean with a bucket.

And everyone else in the world is pissing in the ocean at the same time.

# ? Nov 4, 2013 08:09

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

This is the second time they've mentioned Shh, don't wake dad, but they never uploaded the LP of it.

Jubs posted:

Homeless, An Interactive Story

This game also needs to be LP'd.

Jubs fucked around with this message at 09:00 on Nov 4, 2013

# ? Nov 4, 2013 08:49

hyphz: Aug 5, 2003; Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.; Unlockable Ben

Jubs posted:

Here are all of the scenes.

Wow, were there some unused characters in there? Interesting.

I'm sorry, but when during the torture game, the torturer just walked offscreen searching for the victim's arm, I was laughing so hard I had to pause.

hyphz fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Nov 4, 2013

# ? Nov 4, 2013 18:51

Friends Are Evil: Oct 25, 2010; cats cats cats

Jubs posted:

Here are all of the scenes.

Holy poo poo, this is pro-click right here. The sound's basically the greatest thing.

# ? Nov 4, 2013 19:40

Shmorky: Nov 6, 2002; IT'S TIM

Jubs posted:

This is the second time they've mentioned Shh, don't wake dad, but they never uploaded the LP of it.

Don't Wake Daddy was a board game!!!

# ? Nov 4, 2013 22:38

TVs Ian: Jun 1, 2000; Such graceful, delicate creatures.

Shmorky posted:

Don't Wake Daddy was a board game!!!

For those of us with fathers who worked the night shift, it was a way of life.

# ? Nov 4, 2013 23:01

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

Shmorky posted:

Jubs posted:
This is the second time they've mentioned Shh, don't wake dad, but they never uploaded the LP of it.

This game also needs to be LP'd.

Don't Wake Daddy was a board game!!!

Game description of Shh Don't Wake Dad posted:

A short game based on the board game of the same name which I never played.

I hope that game maker continues making video game versions of other board games he's never played and therefore knows nothing about. It would be an interesting project for a competent artist and game designer to do. But for the YoYo games guy, it would be a trainwreck.

# ? Nov 4, 2013 23:02

DStecks: Feb 6, 2012

JaysonAych posted:

I hope that game maker continues making video game versions of other board games he's never played and therefore knows nothing about. It would be an interesting project for a competent artist and game designer to do. But for the YoYo games guy, it would be a trainwreck.

If the board game in question is Monopoly, they'd probably come up with a better game. :v:

# ? Nov 5, 2013 04:49

That Italian Guy: Jul 25, 2012; We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

Jubs posted:

This game also needs to be LP'd.

This is exactly how I've managed to survive the last recession in our country, by the way. :italy:

Those Mafia guys are a nice lot, when you get to know them. A bit too casual regarding affiliation techniques, if you ask me, but they've got a golden heart.

That Italian Guy fucked around with this message at 12:13 on Nov 5, 2013

# ? Nov 5, 2013 12:10

thedaian: Dec 11, 2005; Blistering idiots.

Lancaster! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym9bVWLTIz0

I think someone found a collection of 3d rendered objects and decided they needed to use them in a game.

# ? Nov 5, 2013 15:03

Budohead: Feb 13, 2011; Head Case

How could you quit on this masterpiece?

(Ha)

# ? Nov 5, 2013 15:32

Kanthulhu: Apr 8, 2009; NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!

(Dany shits in a field)

What an amazing game. There's no otber title in the video game industry with such a charismatic protagonist.

# ? Nov 5, 2013 15:36

MrAptronym: Jan 4, 2007; "...And then there was Bitcoin."

Her walking animation will keep me awake at night.

Ha.

# ? Nov 5, 2013 16:33

Bobbin Threadbare: Jan 2, 2009; I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

MrAptronym posted:

Her walking animation will keep me awake at night.

Ha.

I'd worry more about her idle animation.

# ? Nov 5, 2013 19:32

DWK: Sep 18, 2009

MrAptronym posted:

Her walking animation will keep me awake at night.

Ha.

Nothing scary about having two hips replaced, unless you've seen the operation to replace a hip. That will give you sleepless nights and you'll never eat chicken again.

# ? Nov 5, 2013 21:25

Rickycat: Nov 26, 2007; by Lowtax

It must suck to dislocate your foot every time you kick.

# ? Nov 5, 2013 21:30

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.