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Sash! posted:You know what's even more insane? I'm pretty sure no one has had that "Everyone is Lowtax except you" title for 12 years. Hell, its been so long I can't even remember what it actually said. I bet you can't remember what it said, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
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Echo Chamber posted:This is probably the case, but the show sucks anyway. It's quite clear they didn't have any real story plans and most (but not all) of the characters are bland or annoying. The premise was interesting, Dominic Monaghan was cool, and the show gave us sethmacfarlane.gif. The best part of FlashForward was Joe Fiennes assembling a Crazy Board based off his vision of the thing six months into the future. Like, he doesn't even know what it means because he's just like "yeah yeah, there was a picture of some burnt dolls over here? and it connected to this picture of a kitten hanging from a telephone wire!" and putting poo poo in the right places and never actually going totally nuts like most people do when they assemble Crazy Boards.
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 21:49 |
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I have a transporter question: does it preserve momentum or not? Because I've seen the whole "teleported while falling and end up landing on the transporter pad" thing a couple times and there was that awful DS9 episode where they have the transporter gun but at the same time if it does keep momentum then wouldn't ship to ship transporting be impossible? Like, the Defiant is flying around a Borg cube that is standing still. If the borg get beam over into a ship going at full impulse wouldn't they get flung hilariously across the bridge the moment they're inside? Or am I misunderstanding some key aspect of science and/or how inertial dampeners work.
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Mr Wind Up Bird posted:
It's a lateral vs vertical thing, not that there is any good science about it. It's probably the same reason out-of-phase ghost-Geordi was able to pass through walls but stand on the floor. It's the same reason ships fly on one plane and space-blockades work. Two dimensional thinking.
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1st AD posted:Just install holo-emitters everywhere, next time your ship gets boarded generate a swarm of bees to repel invaders. You really don't need the hologram part, just the forcefield emitters.
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 23:51 |
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It seems like federation tech at the time DS9 or Voyager ended should have allowed little runabout-sized pods to make gigantic holo-ships all around themselves and then just crash themselves at enemy ships. Holographic crew and all. Everything could be replicated quickly except the
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# ? Nov 3, 2013 23:58 |
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Can we talk about starfields? In TOS there were little red and blue dots among the typical white specks. TAS went a little further as evidenced in the picture of the inflatable enterprise with more pronounced planets and gases. But then we get to TNG and it's all just uniform white specks. It's the one thing in TNG that really detracts from the viewing experience.
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# ? Nov 4, 2013 00:01 |
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You wouldn't see a starfield at all anyhow.
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# ? Nov 4, 2013 00:32 |
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I wouldn't be surprised if it's because at some point a science advisor told them the star thing didn't make sense, so they retconned it to be interstellar hydrogen or something.
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Mr Wind Up Bird posted:I have a transporter question: does it preserve momentum or not? Because I've seen the whole "teleported while falling and end up landing on the transporter pad" thing a couple times and there was that awful DS9 episode where they have the transporter gun but at the same time if it does keep momentum then wouldn't ship to ship transporting be impossible? The transporter has functions to modify momentum, but it doesn't have to. Like, the transporter gun wouldn't cancel it. It probably samples the local general area to determine what 'stop' is, so it may have accuracy issues sometimes if you're doing something weird. MikeJF fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Nov 4, 2013 |
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The transporter is magic. It can do anything. Makes you younger, turns you into a worm, deactivates your guns, turns you into a more interesting character, makes an identical you, makes an evil you...
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# ? Nov 4, 2013 01:16 |
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It can also transport you. To your death.
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# ? Nov 4, 2013 01:19 |
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Gonz posted:It can also transport you. Can't be trusted to save your mother.
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# ? Nov 4, 2013 01:22 |
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Oh, it uh, melts cylinders full of black goo, sticks leaves into your skin, and can send you to other dimensions and even times. Transporters are cool, this is what I'm saying. No one should ever use them, but they're awesome.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Oh, it uh, melts cylinders full of black goo, sticks leaves into your skin, and can send you to other dimensions and even times. Melts Vulcan science officers.
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# ? Nov 4, 2013 01:36 |
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http://www.themarysue.com/joe-cornish-star-trek-3/ I loved Attack the Block, but I doubt he'd get to do anything as interesting with nuTrek.
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# ? Nov 4, 2013 01:38 |
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I want to neck punch whoever is responsible for the following phrases in my Star Trek: - spacesick - photonic flea I thought there was a third when I started the list but I guess its just those two.
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# ? Nov 4, 2013 01:46 |
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Space sickness is an actual thing though.
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# ? Nov 4, 2013 02:03 |
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Did they ever do a bit with Travis chuckling over some non-freighterous person getting spacesick?
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Sash! posted:I want to neck punch whoever is responsible for the following phrases in my Star Trek: Neither of those are as bad as any episode that uses DNA, which cause all necessitate a pause for my fiance to yell at the screen. Mostly because they don't use some SPACE TERM to hand-wave the space magic, but instead reference real and actual biology concepts but make them have just as much space magic.
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Bicyclops posted:Neither of those are as bad as any episode that uses DNA, which cause all necessitate a pause for my fiance to yell at the screen. Mostly because they don't use some SPACE TERM to hand-wave the space magic, but instead reference real and actual biology concepts but make them have just as much space magic. Oh dear, this has to be almost as bad as the time I watched The Core with a geologist.
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Jonas Albrecht posted:http://www.themarysue.com/joe-cornish-star-trek-3/ I doubt he'd be able to bring much to it either, but I'd love to see it happen anyway if only so this sketch gets posted everywhere: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-1OPCIwyWg
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:The transporter is magic. It can do anything. Makes you younger, turns you into a worm, deactivates your guns, turns you into a more interesting character, makes an identical you, makes an evil you... I wonder if Evil Geordi would have been a more interesting character or had better luck with ladies.
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Writer Cath posted:I wonder if Evil Geordi would have been a more interesting character or had better luck with ladies. He'd have the women locked in his holo-dungeon.
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Mister Kingdom posted:He'd have the women locked in his holo-dungeon. I said Evil Geordi. Not regular Geordi.
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Writer Cath posted:I wonder if Evil Geordi would have been a more interesting character or had better luck with ladies. Evil Geordi isn't blind. He's mute. Way creepier.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Evil Geordi isn't blind. He wears a special device. But not over his eyes.
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Grand Fromage posted:Space sickness is an actual thing though. Yes, but its supposed to pass in like two days and also requires weightlessness. DS9 space sickness was "teehee Ezri is in over her head."
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# ? Nov 4, 2013 03:44 |
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Writer Cath posted:I wonder if Evil Geordi would have been a more interesting character or had better luck with ladies. He'd have been Stefan Urquelle.
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# ? Nov 4, 2013 04:09 |
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Enough with the cricket references, Vagabundo. Oh, wait, that wasn't one at all! I'm... I'm shocked and disturbed. My reflexes have been honed through years of harsh trials, and without conscious thought, I lashed out.
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You got caught on the back foot there Blade_of_tyshalle, he really stumped you.
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Vagabundo posted:He'd have been Stefan Urquelle. Finally, something that makes sense.
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# ? Nov 4, 2013 04:58 |
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# ? Nov 4, 2013 05:17 |
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Writer Cath posted:I wonder if Evil Geordi would have been a more interesting character or had better luck with ladies. Evil Picard: Isn't BIZARRO GEORDI freaking you out? Evil Geordi: BIZARRO I LOVE YOU Riker: Heh, I fed him a peanut.
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# ? Nov 4, 2013 05:23 |
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So, Far Beyond The Stars was pretty awesome, but man what a paper-thin justification for the core story. Best not to think of it too much and just enjoy seeing everyone out of their prosthetics.
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showbiz_liz posted:So, Far Beyond The Stars was pretty awesome, but man what a paper-thin justification for the core story. Best not to think of it too much and just enjoy seeing everyone out of their prosthetics. I like how the "You are the dreamer, and the dream" line works both ways. I just got to The Visitor in my DS9 marathon and the ending actually moved me to tears. These episodes are great Sci-fi where the techtech just provides a setting to a good story about the human condition. I feel that's a big part of what was so great about DS9 and so terrible about Voyager.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Evil Geordi isn't blind. I'm imagining an electronic voicebox that sounds like a mostly-intelligible version of the Breen voice.
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# ? Nov 4, 2013 07:32 |
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Alternate: Evil Geordi wasn't born with defective eyes, but a defective dick. Being Geordi, he has cybernetic augmentation to correct for this disorder.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Evil Geordi isn't blind. Evil Geordi would win rap battles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwfala4tqj0
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Hyperriker posted:Thread destroyed Wallabies destroyed or Australia's Ashes chances destroyed?
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