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Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism
You're right, for some reason I had in my head that we drew with them :blush:

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ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

Starsnostars posted:

Southampton didn't beat Liverpool...

http://espnfc.com/us/en/report/367440/report.html?soccernet=true&cc=5901

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Regardless of this particular article's veracity, I wouldn't trust ESPN if they told me that the sun was going to rise in the east tomorrow.

The Fuck Juicer
Oct 16, 2012

Starsnostars posted:

Southampton didn't beat Liverpool...

If there's two things I've learned to believe in this forum it's:
  • .jpgs
  • Pissflops predictions

Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism
It's comforting to know that when my memory falters .jpgs will be there to have my back.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
So um, this is a thing:

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
In a pub in Stockport, Ben Thornley quietly weeps

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Who is the fat fucker on the right?

E/ lol is that Gary Neville???

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Nicky butt's parents should have had the foresight to name him Richard.

Popehoist
Feb 5, 2008

There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Ninpo posted:

So um, this is a thing:



Robbie Savage is on the other side of the wall

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
Phil Neville wasnt Class of 92 was he?

Popehoist
Feb 5, 2008

There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!

Taff posted:

Phil Neville wasnt Class of 92 was he?

Please don't spoil the biggest twist of the movie taff

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
SPOILERS: Chris Casper is a ghost.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
I always feel bad when I see this pic



and then realise they cut off terry cooke

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Soulex posted:

Nicky butt's parents should have had the foresight to name him Richard.

The University of Michigan (American) Football team has a tight-end named "Butt"

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Taff posted:

Phil Neville wasnt Class of 92 was he?

Yeah one of the youngest iirc.

e: also bloody hell Gary has piled on weight since retiring.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
He's gone from 20 years of eating at exaggerated rates because he was training every day, to sitting behind a touchscreen and occasionally shouting at England players for being a bit poo poo.

No wonder he's piled on a bit.

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

Ninpo posted:

So um, this is a thing:



wrong thread

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I can't wait to see how fast Rooney balloons. He looks like he struggles to keep the weight off already and he's best mates with Ricky Hatton

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
It's probably an awkward fit or a weird posture in that picture :P

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Ninpo posted:

Yeah one of the youngest iirc.

e: also bloody hell Gary has piled on weight since retiring.

nah i checked after and he didnt play, he played in 92 (lost) and 93 (won) and made his 1st team debut in 94

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Taff posted:

nah i checked after and he didnt play, he played in 92 (lost) and 93 (won) and made his 1st team debut in 94

Class of 92 isn't necessarily who played in the final, it's referring to the lads from that group. Giggs debuted in 1991 after all.

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Total Meatlove posted:

He's gone from 20 years of eating at exaggerated rates because he was training every day, to sitting behind a touchscreen and occasionally shouting at England players for being a bit poo poo.

No wonder he's piled on a bit.

Glen Johnson's first twelve months of retirement will be a bloodbath

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

pissy smelliott posted:

Glen Johnson's first twelve months of retirement will be a bloodbath

They've taken away his ban from B&Q?

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

serious gaylord posted:

They've taken away his ban from B&Q?

his dribbling is a treat
he nicked a toilet seat

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
He didn't even nick it he tried a complicated scheme of swapping toilet seats in different boxes when he was on like 10 grand a week.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Charlotte Hornets posted:

It's probably an awkward fit or a weird posture in that picture :P

I remember him being too fat to really get away with wearing a football shirt at his testimonial, which was about six months after he retired

In Australia, this is known as "waltzing Viduka"

The Fuck Juicer
Oct 16, 2012

Who wants to see a good Sunday league tackle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR31s4AvcBc

(just kidding it's :nms:)

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Yohan Kebab posted:

Who wants to see a good Sunday league tackle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR31s4AvcBc

(just kidding it's :nms:)

Jesus loving christ

I'm having Cisse flashbacks

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

Yohan Kebab posted:

Who wants to see a good Sunday league tackle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR31s4AvcBc

(just kidding it's :nms:)

Wow I'd be so pissed if I was the other guy.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Yohan Kebab posted:

Who wants to see a good Sunday league tackle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR31s4AvcBc

(just kidding it's :nms:)

Ban him for as long as the other player is out, imo.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Shrapnac posted:

Ban him for as long as the other player is out, imo.

Arrest the man for assault and battery. You don't sign up for a Sunday league with the expectation of getting your leg chopped in half like that.

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Tigren posted:

Arrest the man for assault and battery. You don't sign up for a Sunday league with the expectation of getting your leg chopped in half like that.

That's exactly what you expect when you sign up for sunday league

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Yohan Kebab posted:

Who wants to see a good Sunday league tackle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR31s4AvcBc

(just kidding it's :nms:)

Had a similar one about a year ago. Guy was banned for 999 weeks and was brought up on battery charges.

The following week had a fight where one guy broke his collarbone and another broke his orbital socket. Crazy poo poo. And they were teammates. Bowyer/Dyer style.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
Cristiano Ronaldo hit a girl in the face during the match with Rayo through an errant miskick, but he apologized later by giving her his sweaty jersey.

http://www.footvideos365.com/viewvideo/2525/out-of-field/cristiano-ronaldo-hits-girl-with-the-ball-and-offers-her-his-jersey.html

What a jerk. I bet Messi would have done something nice, like stayed away from her to avoid triggering her PTSD.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

CisSTAR 19 posted:

Cristiano Ronaldo hit a girl in the face during the match with Rayo through an errant miskick, but he apologized later by giving her his sweaty jersey.

http://www.footvideos365.com/viewvideo/2525/out-of-field/cristiano-ronaldo-hits-girl-with-the-ball-and-offers-her-his-jersey.html

What a jerk. I bet Messi would have done something nice, like stayed away from her to avoid triggering her PTSD.

That has to be the third or fourth time he's twatted(no pun intended) a fan with a shot and then given them a shirt.

Kempo
Oct 8, 2006

Yeah I was just thinking he broke that lads wrist and the old fella's nose, he wants to be a bit more careful.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Yohan Kebab posted:

Who wants to see a good Sunday league tackle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR31s4AvcBc

(just kidding it's :nms:)
I'm not seeing the problem here?

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B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Chris de Sperg posted:

I'm not seeing the problem here?

What's it like being a Stoke fan?

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