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Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Bicyclops posted:

Sounds like anti-federation clothing commentary to me, Farmer Maquis!

It's easy to wear pants in paradise, but the Maquis do not live in paradise. Out there in the demilitarised zone, all the problems haven't been solved yet. Out there, there are no pants, just people. Angry, scared people in their knickers who are going to do whatever it takes to avoid chafing and jock itch whether it meets with Federation approval or not.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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The sans-skants have spoken.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I'm sure it gets awfully windy out in the demilitarised zone.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Just started S4E04 of Voyager. Nemesis.

It's so scifi, these 'aliens' say 'glimpse' instead of 'look', 'trunks' instead of 'forest', 'nullified' instead of 'killed', and so much more.
I really want to punch whoever wrote this teleplay, and I'm only 10 minutes in. Punch him right in his glimpser.

:edit: Looked it up, and it's Biller again. I may have found a new Voyager person to hate.

Brute Squad fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Nov 5, 2013

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how deeply hosed up and evil it is, on every level, that Gul Dukat phones Kira on her dead mom's birthday just to let her know her mom was a whore?
I'm sitting here trying to think of a more evil Trek villain and I'm drawing a blank. More bad guys are megalomaniac stereotype evil but Dukat just doesn't even give a poo poo. He's phoning people at home just to continue the mindfucks.

He's amazing :allears:

CrapFish
May 11, 2004

Never stop posting
Gul Dukat was the best villain.

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





I just wish he didn't do that crappy demon possessed thing in the last season. He was awesome until then, though.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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kelvron posted:

Just started S4E04 of Voyager. Nemesis.

It's so scifi, these 'aliens' say 'glimpse' instead of 'look', 'trunks' instead of 'forest', 'nullified' instead of 'killed', and so much more.
I really want to punch whoever wrote this teleplay, and I'm only 10 minutes in. Punch him right in his glimpser.

:edit: Looked it up, and it's Biller again. I may have found a new Voyager person to hate.

Tell me the tru tru.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer

Vagabundo posted:

I'm sure it gets awfully windy out in the demilitarised zone.

There's no wind in space, dummy

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tighclops posted:

There's no wind in space, dummy

:techno:

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



jng2058 posted:

I just wish he didn't do that crappy demon possessed thing in the last season. He was awesome until then, though.

Other villains are evil but they're not "cosmetic disguise surgery so I can corrupt and also bone the Space Pope" evil.

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

This post probably contains a Rickroll link!

jng2058 posted:

I just wish he didn't do that crappy demon possessed thing in the last season. He was awesome until then, though.


Season 7 kind of ruined everything

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




kelvron posted:

Just started S4E04 of Voyager. Nemesis.

It's so scifi, these 'aliens' say 'glimpse' instead of 'look', 'trunks' instead of 'forest', 'nullified' instead of 'killed', and so much more.
I really want to punch whoever wrote this teleplay, and I'm only 10 minutes in. Punch him right in his glimpser.

:edit: Looked it up, and it's Biller again. I may have found a new Voyager person to hate.

Chakotay's universal translator got stuck on 'alienise' mode.

Tighclops posted:

There's no wind in space, dummy

THEN HOW DO THEY SAIL :colbert:

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Data Graham posted:

Tell me the tru tru.

It was a pretty good scifi story, but the execution was just so poorly paced. I guess they wanted to wait on the reveal of who Voyager was working with. The final act felt too rushed, and didn't really deliver on Chakotay losing his mind to the brainwashing.

And the language changes. Language changes without context when Trek has their magic handwaving universal translators. It's the laziest of alienizing.

I experienced bij not because it was bad, but because it was lazy. Welcome to Voyager's Next Gen episodes.


And Dukat villain is the best villain. Because when he went crazy after losing his daughter, he went full-on balls-to-the-wall crazy. He still had the same desires, to make Bajorans love him, but decided to go about it in more and more erratic/absurd ways. I thought it was a good way to show how completely unhinged he'd become compared to his more nefarious villainy earlier int he series.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

kelvron posted:

It was a pretty good scifi story, but the execution was just so poorly paced. I guess they wanted to wait on the reveal of who Voyager was working with. The final act felt too rushed, and didn't really deliver on Chakotay losing his mind to the brainwashing.

And the language changes. Language changes without context when Trek has their magic handwaving universal translators. It's the laziest of alienizing.

I experienced bij not because it was bad, but because it was lazy. Welcome to Voyager's Next Gen episodes.

Yeah, I class that as one of the the Voyager episodes that could have been really good, but fell through due to lazy writing/reset buttons/etc

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:
Yeah, I have no interest in re-watching Nemesis. Not in the now, nor in the hereafter.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

What I like about Dukat's villainy is how it is grounded in who he is as a man and how that's expressed through his actions. He's entirely real and consistant. As dumb as the pah'wraith thing was, it's the logical result of his desire to be the exact opposite to Sisko.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Just saw Things Past. Reconfirmed: DS9 is the best Star Trek.

Necessary Evil, The Visitor, Little Green Men, and Trials and Tribbleations are all among my favorites so far. I probably should have watched all of DS9 and then all of Voyager instead of alternating by airdate, because Voyager just looks that much worse this way (although Future's End was halfway decent and you can add Sarah Silverman to the list of people they should have added to the main cast.)

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Tighclops posted:

There's no wind in space, dummy

Bullshit, I've seen Captain Harlock

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:
I liked the Voyager S3 episode Fair Trade, too. I wonder what made it so good? Was it because it was set on a space station in the middle of nowhere, people passing through and making shady deals, events that change the nature of some of the main characters' relationships with each other...nah, couldn't be.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Tighclops posted:

There's no wind in space, dummy

There's no quality in your posts, silly. :c00lbert:

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Mr. Jive posted:

It's easy to wear pants in paradise, but the Maquis do not live in paradise. Out there in the demilitarised zone, all the problems haven't been solved yet. Out there, there are no pants, just people. Angry, scared people in their knickers who are going to do whatever it takes to avoid chafing and jock itch whether it meets with Federation approval or not.

It's also quite cold if you couldn't tell.

Angry Walrus
Aug 31, 2013

Quinn it
to
Win it.
Did the old Cardassian politician from the DS9 episode Second Skin ever show up again? I recently rewatched that ep and wondered if the relationship between him and Kira ever went anywhere.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Angry Walrus posted:

Did the old Cardassian politician from the DS9 episode Second Skin ever show up again? I recently rewatched that ep and wondered if the relationship between him and Kira ever went anywhere.

Yeah definitely does. Ties of Blood and Water in season 5 finishes that little plot string up nicely. I wouldn't suggest watching that one without watching the episodes between.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

DemeaninDemon posted:

Yeah definitely does. Ties of Blood and Water in season 5 finishes that little plot string up nicely. I wouldn't suggest watching that one without watching the episodes between.

Very under appreciated episode in my opinion.

showbiz_liz
Jun 2, 2008
Well I knew it was a fan favorite but damned if In The Pale Moonlight didn't make me squeal like a little girl multiple times.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Scudworth posted:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how deeply hosed up and evil it is, on every level, that Gul Dukat phones Kira on her dead mom's birthday just to let her know her mom was a whore?
I'm sitting here trying to think of a more evil Trek villain and I'm drawing a blank. More bad guys are megalomaniac stereotype evil but Dukat just doesn't even give a poo poo. He's phoning people at home just to continue the mindfucks.

He's amazing :allears:

Aaaaaand then of course it takes the entire episode for Kira to understand that her mom sucked Cardie dick for 7 years so she could live, and she still hates her for it. Oh, Kira.

showbiz_liz
Jun 2, 2008

Scudworth posted:

Aaaaaand then of course it takes the entire episode for Kira to understand that her mom sucked Cardie dick for 7 years so she could live, and she still hates her for it. Oh, Kira.

But but COLLABORATOR

I just realized that the past five episodes I've seen have all dealt in some way with situations where there was no clear right and wrong, and characters were forced to make choices they'd rather not have made. Good job, season 6 showrunners!

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





showbiz_liz posted:

Well I knew it was a fan favorite but damned if In The Pale Moonlight didn't make me squeal like a little girl multiple times.

It's my favorite episode of DS9, hands down.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

In The Pale Moonlight is the All Blacks of Star Trek episodes.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Vagabundo posted:

In The Pale Moonlight is the All Blacks of Star Trek episodes.

I had to google this to make sure you weren't talking poo poo about Avery Brooks. Can all future sports analogies be American Football or NASCAR so that American posters aren't inconvenienced? TIA

And yeah, In The Pale Moonlight is hands down Best DS9, and might be Best Trek episode of all time. It's not just great Trek, it's great Television.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Otisburg posted:

I had to google this to make sure you weren't talking poo poo about Avery Brooks. Can all future sports analogies be American Football or NASCAR so that American posters aren't inconvenienced? TIA

And yeah, In The Pale Moonlight is hands down Best DS9, and might be Best Trek episode of all time. It's not just great Trek, it's great Television.

American sports is the Pakleds of sports. Just be thankful I'm not doing as many cricket references as I was a few pages ago.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Vagabundo posted:

American sports is the Pakleds of sports. Just be thankful I'm not doing as many cricket references as I was a few pages ago.

So what you're saying is, don't underestimate American sports? Good advice. :smug:

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

DrNutt posted:

So what you're saying is, don't underestimate American sports? Good advice. :smug:

What I'm saying is, you have to be a Voyager to enjoy American sports. :smugbert:

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Vagabundo posted:

American sports is the Pakleds of sports. Just be thankful I'm not doing as many cricket references as I was a few pages ago.

We look for things.



Man, if Gul Dukat went up against Picard, Dukat would have ended up wearing Picard's flensed-off face for laughs, wouldn't he? Dukat was too hardcore to be a TNG villain to be dealt with by treknobabble and Picards speeches about the superiority of Space Socialism.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Vagabundo posted:

American sports is the Pakleds of sports. Just be thankful I'm not doing as many cricket references as I was a few pages ago.

I just have to ask do you have a pun bell and currently watching Cricket live in India?

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

God, can you imagine how retarded gridiron is in the Federation future? You think it's just rugby for pussies now, you just wait until players hit the field wearing ambo-jyutsu kit, while computers are monitoring player trajectories and manipulating their momentum to be non-injurious with forcefields and tractor beams.

Also the pigskin is a Koosh ball.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

God, can you imagine how retarded gridiron is in the Federation future? You think it's just rugby for pussies now, you just wait until players hit the field wearing ambo-jyutsu kit, while computers are monitoring player trajectories and manipulating their momentum to be non-injurious with forcefields and tractor beams.

Also the pigskin is a Koosh ball.

We have moved beyond the primitive need to "gain yardage" in this ritualized territorial aggression. We are content to explore the field in mutual cooperation with the opposing team and work out our differences nonviolently.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

God, can you imagine how retarded gridiron is in the Federation future? You think it's just rugby for pussies now, you just wait until players hit the field wearing ambo-jyutsu kit, while computers are monitoring player trajectories and manipulating their momentum to be non-injurious with forcefields and tractor beams.

Also the pigskin is a Koosh ball.

Its Kosh?

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Gau
Nov 18, 2003

I don't think you understand, Gau.

Otisburg posted:

We have moved beyond the primitive need to "gain yardage" in this ritualized territorial aggression. We are content to explore the field in mutual cooperation with the opposing team and work out our differences nonviolently.

So, soccer then?

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