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Were either of Sunderland's goals from deft one touch Jozy assists?
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Nov 6, 2013 23:14
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how many minutes did jozy play?
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Nov 6, 2013 23:20
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He tried to play a one-two with Larsson but he wasn't having it and scored thus preventing a would-be tap in for Jozy. Got an assist though.
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Nov 6, 2013 23:23
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trem_two posted:Were either of Sunderland's goals from deft one touch Jozy assists? http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/nov/06/sunderland-southampton-capital-one-cup?CMP=twt_gu "The left-back for the night extended his right boot and bundled the ball over the line after Davis could not quite hold Altidore's powerful header after Brown flicked on an Adam Johnson free-kick awarded for Jack Cork's foul on Colback." "Next Larsson, on as a substitute for the injured Ondrej Celustka, connected with Altidore's pass and swept a shot past Davis, right footed." Oh but of course, both of them came from Jozy's super skills.
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Nov 6, 2013 23:23
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Jozy's going to score by tripping and belly flopping onto a ball causing it to shoot out from beneath his enormous gut and into the upper 90
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Nov 6, 2013 23:31
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Jozy will be plying his trade in another country this time next year.
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Nov 6, 2013 23:37
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Pissflaps posted:Jozy will be plying his trade in another country this time next year. hes a bit of a journeyman isnt he
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Nov 6, 2013 23:43
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Carrier posted:hes a bit of a journeyman isnt he he goes where the food is
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Nov 6, 2013 23:46
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Modus Trollens posted:he goes where the food is big Jozy The Locust
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Nov 7, 2013 02:00
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Ponce de Le0n posted:how many minutes did jozy play? 626min total in the league so far lol
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Nov 7, 2013 11:06
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Pissflaps posted:Jozy will be plying his trade in another country this time next year. No stamp?
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Nov 7, 2013 11:41
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trem_two posted:Were either of Sunderland's goals from deft one touch Jozy assists? Actually yes, he got a tasty assist that had me jumping up from my seat. Great accuracy and vision. This kid is only 24 and already playing in the top flight of English football, and we all know strikers only reach their peak when they're around 28 years old so pretty impressive I think, I can only imagine the beast we'll have in our hands in a couple of years. Can't wait to watch Jozy play against Man City, Pellegrini is probably already having nightmares with him 
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Nov 7, 2013 14:33
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Im glad to see Gus Poyet sees the value in Jozyquote:"He was a big part of the first goal - it was a great header, headed down, headed properly, strongly. He was in the right place, the goalkeeper made a save. What a guy.
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Nov 7, 2013 14:47
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Taff posted:Im glad to see Gus Poyet sees the value in Jozy ahaha "a normal striker would shoot, he didn't"
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Nov 7, 2013 15:26
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Agueldo will join Stoke soon. Does anyone think he may be the best USMNT striker in the prem this season?
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Nov 7, 2013 16:02
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Byolante posted:Agueldo will join Stoke soon. Does anyone think he may be the best USMNT striker in the prem this season? He's poo poo and a diver.
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Nov 7, 2013 16:06
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All natural goalscorers are selfish in front of goal. Jozy is garbage.
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Nov 7, 2013 16:10
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Gigi Galli posted:He's poo poo and a diver. That doesn't rule him out for being the best USMNT striker in the PL though.
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Nov 7, 2013 16:13
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Mo Edu is a better striker than Altidore already
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Nov 7, 2013 16:26
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Why are American strikers worse now than in the 90s when they were all moonlighting hackysack players and failed NFL kickers
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Nov 7, 2013 16:44
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Adulterous Hitler posted:626min total in the league so far lol What's the longest a striker has gone without scoring in the premiership? There must be some record Jozy can get.
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Nov 7, 2013 21:53
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Von Linus posted:What's the longest a striker has gone without scoring in the premiership? There must be some record Jozy can get. There should be several strikers going 1000+ minutes without a goal.
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Nov 7, 2013 22:14
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From last seasonquote:1. Danny Welbeck - (Manchester United) - 1204 mpg (minutes per goal) 
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Nov 7, 2013 22:28
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haha I'd be shocked if Agudelo ever sees any time on the pitch for Stoke he is loving terrible and makes Jozy look competent.
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Nov 8, 2013 04:47
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Danny Graham who Sunderland spent £5m on is going something like 1500 minutes without a goal now I think, although he's since moved to Hull
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Nov 8, 2013 11:27
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Pissflaps posted:All natural goalscorers are selfish in front of goal. Jozy is garbage. Gotta support the team Pissflaps, its nice to see such an unselfish player. How many assists is Jozy on now? 5? 6?
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Nov 8, 2013 11:42
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Byolante posted:Agueldo will join Stoke soon. Does anyone think he may be the best USMNT striker in the prem this season? I don't understand it, but the dude always looks exhausted on the field. He'll make a 15 second run and then walk for half an hour. I mean, i'm going to homerly support him, but he doesn't seem like he'll make a big splash in the EPL.
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Nov 8, 2013 15:46
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Taff posted:Gotta support the team Pissflaps, its nice to see such an unselfish player. How many assists is Jozy on now? 5? 6? How many if those did he actually mean, though?
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Nov 8, 2013 15:47
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TasmanianX posted:I don't understand it, but the dude always looks exhausted on the field. He'll make a 15 second run and then walk for half an hour. After watching him since he's been at New England I can say that his touch is better than Jozy's, he's faster, and he has more skill. He doesn't have the work rate though, and he's always looking to go down. I think he'll just be another forgettable player, not the train wreck that Jozy is.
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Nov 8, 2013 16:28
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Gigi Galli posted:After watching him since he's been at New England I can say that his touch is better than Jozy's, he's faster, and he has more skill. He doesn't have the work rate though, and he's always looking to go down. I think he'll just be another forgettable player, not the train wreck that Jozy is. I agree. I think his time in the Premier League will be remembered just like DaMarcus Beasley's. What's that you say? You don't remember DaMarcus Beasley playing in the Premier League? Neither does anyone else. Fake edit: Wow, Beasley actually scored 3 in 18 in the league while playing for City, that's not half bad considering how bad the City team he played for was.
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Nov 8, 2013 22:04
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Shrapnac posted:I agree. I think his time in the Premier League will be remembered just like DaMarcus Beasley's. Beasley was terrible for us aswell, except for one outstanding performance away to Lyon in the champions league. Scored one and set up 2 in our 3-0 win.
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Nov 8, 2013 23:27
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The first recommendation on Google when you type in DaMarcus Beasley is "DaMarcus Beasley pee"
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Nov 8, 2013 23:43
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The only thing I remember about beasley in Britain was one of the commentators calling him Marcus da Beasley. Probably pleat.
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Nov 9, 2013 09:41
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maybe his parents were russian immigrants. So you name your son Marcus Beasly? Da, Marcus Beasly
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Nov 9, 2013 09:47
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Byolante posted:maybe his parents were russian immigrants. So you name your son Marcus Beasly? Da, Marcus Beasly Black people do have funny names sometimes, nice one
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Nov 9, 2013 10:04
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A Partial list of players with more goals in the 2013/14 Barclay's Premier Barclay's than Jozy Altidore - Phil Bardsley
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Nov 10, 2013 15:30
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Babby Thatcher posted:A Partial list of players with more goals in the 2013/14 Barclay's Premier Barclay's than Jozy Altidore - Asmir Begovic
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Nov 10, 2013 16:24
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The thoughts of the Black Cat faithful, fresh from beating Manchester Cityquote:Altidore is absolute poo poo, he shouldn't be anywhere near the Premier League. quote:He couldn't unsettle City's under 9's on the break.
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Nov 10, 2013 16:58
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Jozy was great holding up the ball away flaps
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Nov 10, 2013 17:10
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Pissflaps posted:The thoughts of the Black Cat faithful, fresh from beating Manchester City You don't judge a winner
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Nov 10, 2013 17:11
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