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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Oh wow, the swap character version of the car selling glitch is way better than the method I was using. I was trying to dupe the car first.

Also I think I've easily spent like $125k on my buzzard insurance. This thing will bankrupt you. Luckily the game is well balanced and I can make that money back almost instantly.

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AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

New favorite thing to do is grab the Simeon vehicle, get to an LSC and then upgrade its armor and slap on bullet proof tires.

Then I drive around like a maniac attracting randoms and police. As soon as I do it becomes a frantic test of my driving skill to take every back ally, every side street and evade as many things and people as I can while keeping this car out of anyone's hands.

HarmB
Jun 19, 2006



Install Windows posted:

I am like 99% sure you can just buy a normal Sanchez off the web and not have to deal with the logo poo poo.

I am 100% sure this is wrong and you can only buy liveried Sanchezes. The Fort Zancudo livery isn't available to buy initially but is an option at LSC.

Populon
Mar 1, 2008

What's the matter,scared?

AndyElusive posted:

New favorite thing to do is grab the Simeon vehicle, get to an LSC and then upgrade its armor and slap on bullet proof tires.

Then I drive around like a maniac attracting randoms and police. As soon as I do it becomes a frantic test of my driving skill to take every back ally, every side street and evade as many things and people as I can while keeping this car out of anyone's hands.

Put an ignition bomb on it too so when they kill you for the car and try to take it they immediately explode.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

Dumb question, how the gently caress do I get rid of having the massive map in the bottom corner?

I've obviously hit a button by mistake but by gently caress it's annoying

Mice Everywhere
Sep 7, 2007

I love animal porn! So F* you if you don't accept that!

Haggis Heed posted:

Dumb question, how the gently caress do I get rid of having the massive map in the bottom corner?

I've obviously hit a button by mistake but by gently caress it's annoying

It should shrink back to normal after a few seconds

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Populon posted:

Put an ignition bomb on it too so when they kill you for the car and try to take it they immediately explode.

You are a loving goon genius. :allears:

lemonadesweetheart
May 27, 2010

The map settings are in Online->Settings.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

It's been like that for about 20 minutes now.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

Fixed. I was being a fanny.

CascadeBeta
Feb 14, 2009

by Cyrano4747
I hate to be that guy, but I just did a Grand Tour race where I was in first for about 63 of 68 checkpoints and did not crash once, but because of catch up, the pubbies not only could constantly catch up to me but pass me at lightning speed, despite crashing on nearly every turn.

Then the host lagged out at the last 3 check points, causing me to pass through checkpoints without actually getting them, and I got a DNF. 1st place for 63/68 checkpoints, and got a DNF. gently caress this game.

Edit: It's Mario Kart, dude. Good play doesn't mean poo poo if Catch up is on, which it is in 99% of pub races. What's the point? DM sucks, racing sucks unless you've got buddies, parachute racing sucks, missions suck. I've been saying nothing but good things about GTAO since day one, but holy poo poo is it wearing thin.

CascadeBeta fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Nov 7, 2013

ClearAirTurbulence
Apr 20, 2010
The earth has music for those who listen.

Kelly posted:

Did the car glitch, just got the $500k.

Never did the car glitch, got 500,001.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

nfthree posted:

I know I'm late for this, but is there anyone who still needs to trade races? Please hit me up!

PSN: nfthree

ravenkult posted:

yeah add me. PSN: ravenkult

I added you both because I wanted to get in on this, psn: mr_dread

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

As soon as this UFC womens fight is over I'm getting on.

PSN - NavyNerdMatt

Id like to do a solid hour or so of just racing criminal records. I need the RP BAAAAAD. Now that I see all the fun stuff available at higher levels and I have my bank account, lets do this.

This too. I sent you a request last week. I promise, I am fun to race with because I will never, ever win unless we're trading.

A c E
Jun 18, 2007

Is this weird? Is this too weird? Do you need to sit down?

Install Windows posted:

I am like 99% sure you can just buy a normal Sanchez off the web and not have to deal with the logo poo poo.

You can't. I tried that first, you can only pick one of the 4 logo versions. That sucks, going to have to go with an ATV then.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Ugh I can't believe I got an extra dollar, I'm never playing this stupid game again!!!

Scorched Spitz
Dec 12, 2011
Hey, I once got sniped at a vending machine. That extra dollar is tempting fate.

Nickelodeon Household
Apr 11, 2010

I like chocolate MIIIILK

JAssassin posted:

I hate to be that guy, but I just did a Grand Tour race where I was in first for about 63 of 68 checkpoints and did not crash once, but because of catch up, the pubbies not only could constantly catch up to me but pass me at lightning speed, despite crashing on nearly every turn.

Then the host lagged out at the last 3 check points, causing me to pass through checkpoints without actually getting them, and I got a DNF. 1st place for 63/68 checkpoints, and got a DNF. gently caress this game.

Edit: It's Mario Kart, dude. Good play doesn't mean poo poo if Catch up is on, which it is in 99% of pub races. What's the point? DM sucks, racing sucks unless you've got buddies, parachute racing sucks, missions suck. I've been saying nothing but good things about GTAO since day one, but holy poo poo is it wearing thin.

I refuse to participate in any (non-GTA) race with catch up on. I just back out and keep looking until I find one or host my own.

lemonadesweetheart
May 27, 2010

Has anyone got any tips for racing? How to avoid PITs, how to do PITs properly, taking corners, slipstreams, boosts on start, things to avoid etc. I really suck at this. Any time I get hit I finish in the lower few (I blame lag but I really suck at this). Be nice to have something like this in the OP because racing is a really good way to earn money and RP.

Clown Meadows
Jul 13, 2003

YARRRR! Where be the gray matter up in this piece, son?
I'm not an expert and I don't mean to be unhelpful or obtuse but practice really does make perfect. I've played the GTA games since the 2D and it's one of those games you really develop a instinctual understanding of the physics and controls. I think the normal brake is a hell of a lot more effective in GTAV. Can't help with the PIT stuff... Again, I know it doesn't help but I think the jousting for position and high-potential of being knocked out of the race is part of what makes the GTA racing so fun!

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Commute with Pubbies is hilarious because I have been pitted off the starting line, ended up in last, then racing a clean race the rest of the way, finishing first through the destruction derby of cars flying off the highway.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
Weazel Action News: First on the scene with Weazel Action News' rapid response vehicle!

ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

ClearAirTurbulence posted:

Never did the car glitch, got 500,001.

I got $500k+1 as a glitcher, I thought the the extra $1 was a "Here's an extra loving dollar. That enough loving free money for your cheating rear end?" from R*. Kinda disappointing that it's not

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

Finally got my stimulus money! Is the Weazel apartment garage glitchable at all? My Del Perro Heights apartment that I've had for a while is a no go on that. Even my loving Bodhi barely fits.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Scarf posted:

Weazel Action News: First on the scene with Weazel Action News' rapid response vehicle!



It's almost funny how tiny the emblems are on cars for the amount you have to pay for them.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!


This is what I ended up spending my stimulus money on. I'd say that's $450k well spent :3:

Auxiliary Treats
Jun 26, 2013

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

Finally got my stimulus money! Is the Weazel apartment garage glitchable at all? My Del Perro Heights apartment that I've had for a while is a no go on that. Even my loving Bodhi barely fits.

Yes. I just switched to Weazel Plaza today since I was having trouble getting a tank into my old garage. Worked like a charm.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Just got on for the first time in several days because I've been busy with other games. Downloaded 1.05. When I first got in, I got a message from Rockstar saying they deposited $500,001 into my bank account. I had done the car sell glitch and all my money was still there, so now I have $1.9 mil in my bank. My $330k apartment is still intact, as are all my fully modded cars in my garage :D

BitBasher
Jun 6, 2004

You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.


So, I have now gotten Double super stimulus cash! Last night for 500,000 and again tonight for 500,001!

Yay Rockstar!

SectumSempra
Jun 22, 2011

Bi-Han now we've got Bad Blood
I got it too but couldn't think of a thing to do, so I bought the bison, saw how ugly it was and unmoddable then sold it and played guilty gear.

Already have an entity and z-type AND the f-620 AND the free car, too many coupes to even think about the Adder anymore.
And then after that I have 3 suvs, Chrome Sheriff, GoonKingXL, Merryweather-ish jeep.
I have that one cool 4 door though, I'm holding off on my tenth garage spot. Hopefully one of the vehicles added through DLC is super moddable.

SectumSempra fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Nov 7, 2013

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
So let me get this straight, money hacking still flies and we get the stimulus? And there has been no repercussions on the hackers yet?

Sweet.

Oh, and whats the mugger trick?

ClearAirTurbulence
Apr 20, 2010
The earth has music for those who listen.
I used my stimulus to finally buy myself an apartment. It's really cool! Now I have to figure out what to spend the other 300,000 on. I've already bought all the non-cosmetic upgrades you can get for my two cars I had in my $25,000 garage at level 30.

SectumSempra
Jun 22, 2011

Bi-Han now we've got Bad Blood

Philosopher King posted:

So let me get this straight, money hacking still flies and we get the stimulus? And there has been no repercussions on the hackers yet?

Sweet.

Oh, and whats the mugger trick?

What are you expecting, them to reduce the already, nearly dwindling numbers by banning everyone who did the glitch like less then 2 weeks from the next generation of consoles along with other games coming soon that will basically munch who-knows how much more of the player-base?

Didn't Call of Duty just come out recently too?

falconry
Oct 9, 2012

lemonadesweetheart posted:

Has anyone got any tips for racing? How to avoid PITs, how to do PITs properly, taking corners, slipstreams, boosts on start, things to avoid etc. I really suck at this. Any time I get hit I finish in the lower few (I blame lag but I really suck at this). Be nice to have something like this in the OP because racing is a really good way to earn money and RP.

I made this post a while back:

falconry posted:

So I've been racing non-stop for 3 nights now. Finally have a comfortable sum of money (still no property, but at least my car looks good) and I've levelled to 39 on racing exp alone. My win/loss ratio is like 1:4 and it really starts to feel like it's a test of skill around level 20-30 I'd say. As opposed to "bumper cars" in earlier levels. Holding a straight line when people try to PIT you actually becomes a skill, along with avoiding the initial clusterfuck in the first 2 or 3 turns. I don't go out of my way to try and bump people off the road unless they do the same to me first, and I don't feel like I'm suffering for it. It actually seems like the more aggressive racers end up in last place more often than not. A couple tips I think I should share:
  • I pretty much never use the handbrake, slow down with L2/Left Trigger for any turn without peeling out
  • If you can, get close to a wall to avoid people trying to sideswipe you
  • Learn to use slipstream to overtake/sideswipe other racers and recognize before it happens to you
  • Get a turbo start in the beginning of the race by holding only the reverse/brake button until a quarter-half second after "GO" and slam R2/Right trigger hitting the gas a half second after "GO" (thanks to whatever goon it was that stated that earlier in the thread)
  • Conversley, start slowly on purpose to wait out the intitial turn clusterfuck
  • PIT by tapping the rear quarter of another vehicle, pretty much the rear tire once or twice. It doesn't need to be a forceful clip at all
  • Feel no remorse
  • If for whatever reason you decided to play a GTA Race, you can shoot missiles behind you by holding the rear-view button and firing
  • Last but not least, always use the "Jerk" taunt because you can select it on the betting screen, hold X/A on it to wank indefinitely until the race starts
Apologies for the lengthy post, but I just want to maybe instill that racing pubbies in this game can be fun and rewarding for anyone that was put off by it initially :rice:

I realized the wall tip really only works for Down the Drain and maybe a few other tracks. And even then it's not foolproof because if someone's reckless enough, they'll just attempt to slam you against the wall, making you flip, instead of PITing you. There was another post I wish I could find where someone mentioned the optimal way to take corners; as straight as possible, going wide before the turn and hugging the corner as much as you can.

ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

Thank you race trading goons! Very productive evening. Maybe see more of you on later!!!

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




T1g4h posted:


This is what I ended up spending my stimulus money on. I'd say that's $450k well spent :3:

Can shooters take cover in the back of that thing, or is it just a big double bench?

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Chard posted:

Can shooters take cover in the back of that thing, or is it just a big double bench?

I'm assuming people just load up and sit on the two side benches, but I have yet to round up 9 other people to find out. I've mostly just been using it to go car punting, which it does really well :v:

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
Good racing with you mountain crew fuckers tonight.

I hereby nominate the "jerk" animation be spammed in every race by every one of us in a race. The poo poo is funny.

Bro Nerd Alpha fucked around with this message at 07:48 on Nov 7, 2013

lemonadesweetheart
May 27, 2010

falconry posted:

I made this post a while back:


I realized the wall tip really only works for Down the Drain and maybe a few other tracks. And even then it's not foolproof because if someone's reckless enough, they'll just attempt to slam you against the wall, making you flip, instead of PITing you. There was another post I wish I could find where someone mentioned the optimal way to take corners; as straight as possible, going wide before the turn and hugging the corner as much as you can.

This is good poo poo, thanks.

lemonadesweetheart fucked around with this message at 08:22 on Nov 7, 2013

T3hRen3gade
Jun 7, 2007

Look in my eye,
what do you see?
I pissed a pubbie off so hard tonight that he threw his microphone down and I could still hear him yelling obscenities at me. We were racing in a full Criminal Records race and I took first place three times in a row, and I fishtailed him at various points in each race. At first he tried to shame me because I "wasn't racing clean" and told me that I couldn't race worth a poo poo, then I proceeded to beat him two more times without touching anyone and thus "racing clean" which just pissed him off even more.

I love it when people bitch when they get spun out in races. I mean gently caress, you're racing in a game called Grand Theft Auto not Forza Motorsport. The difference is that we gain RP (XP) by winning races by any means necessary, and by spinning your rear end out we unlock stuff like rocket launchers or better suspension or a number of other poo poo that has nothing to do with racing, but it's still all connected. This isn't a full-on racing game yet the hardcore racers get so mad when you don't "race clean" that their tears could fill the Caspian Sea :allears:

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titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Scarf posted:

Weazel Action News: First on the scene with Weazel Action News' rapid response vehicle!





I'm Buffy Wang, Weazel Action News

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