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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE
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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.

Wario In Real Life posted:

Speaking of Firestorm, I came across this the other day and it's great.

http://geektyrant.com/news/2010/5/2/the-fake-movies-of-seinfeld.html

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Sack Lunch

The film is discussed in the episode The English Patient. It is released the same day as The English Patient. And if you remember, The English Patient is a movie which Elaine develops an intense hatred for. She really wanted to see Sack Lunch.

One of the questions that bothers Elaine is whether the people on the poster for the movie got shrunk down or if they are in a giant sack; it apparently does not occur to her that the poster art could be symbolic only.

The film is apparently supposed to be a reference to light, escapist comedies that have large commercial appeal despite critical responses that are muted at best. She never gets to see the movie.
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MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.
 "The panties your mother laid out for you?" :geno:

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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
 I have no idea what that means.

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!

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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

ShaqDiesel posted:

I have no idea what that means.

Oh Jerry, I should be buying you presents!

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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

MINT WIZARD posted:

"The panties your mother laid out for you?" :geno:

HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT TO MEEEEEE!?

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Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Supreme Allah posted:

HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT TO MEEEEEE!?

Who is this? :smug:

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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Poque posted:

EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!
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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I'd give you a ride, but I've got Karl Farbman here.

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ZekeNY
Jun 13, 2013

Probably AFK
You've gotta get me over that mountain!

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Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

 Well, you made a long journey from Milan to Minsk
Rochelle, Rochelle
You never stopped hoping; now you're in the Pinsk
Rochelle, Rochelle

When the naysayers nay you picked up your pace.
You said nothing's going to stop me so get out of my face.
I'm having adventures all over the place
Rochelle, ROCHELLE!

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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Oh no, my frankfurter.

My frankfurter fell.

It was really good. :cry:

I can't believe I dropped it. :cry:

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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?

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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Robnoxious posted:

Well, you made a long journey from Milan to Minsk
Rochelle, Rochelle
You never stopped hoping; now you're in the Pinsk
Rochelle, Rochelle

When the naysayers nay you picked up your pace.
You said nothing's going to stop me so get out of my face.
I'm having adventures all over the place
Rochelle, ROCHELLE!

You are so freaking talented!

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mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

ShaqDiesel posted:

You are so freaking talented!

You're sooooo good-looking.

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
But there's no "T" in your name.

What about G-Bone?

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

ShaqDiesel posted:

I have no idea what that means.


It's an expression! :mad:

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


 I've always wanted to see Death Blow.

I imagine it as something that Jason Statham would be in.

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Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


 Thank you for calling the Moviefone

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Ungratek posted:

Thank you for calling the Moviefone
WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME THE NAME OF THE MOVIE YOU'VE SELECTED?

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Ungratek posted:

Thank you for calling the Moviefone

Bob Cobb? :rolleyes:

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Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Bob Cobb? :rolleyes:

No, I think Gordon Lightfoot was the boat.

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Poque posted:

I'd give you a ride, but I've got Karl Farbman here.

The song, Elaine.

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Capt. Sticl posted:

No, I think Gordon Lightfoot was the boat.
Yeah, and it was rammed by the Cat Stevens. :smug:

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
They say ostrich has less fat, but you eat more of it.

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Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.

Criminal Minded posted:

The song, Elaine.

Oh ah Witchay woman!

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mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

 Sex... to save the friendship.

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Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Criminal Minded posted:

The song, Elaine.

Uh, Mr. Wilhelm, well...do you think this trip...uh...downtown is really necessary?

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Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Roark posted:

Uh, Mr. Wilhelm, well...do you think this trip...uh...downtown is really necessary?
Oh yes Roark... it's all downtown.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Maybe somebody did it and didn't take credit for it. Maybe it was already done and didn't need doing in the first place. I have no idea who did it, what they did, or how they did it so well. And you know what?

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care. :smug:

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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Potee, do that thing where you lie to everyone

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Robnoxious posted:

Oh yes Roark... it's all downtown.

Neon lights-a-pretty...say, is that Broadway?!

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mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Robnoxious posted:

Oh yes Roark... it's all downtown.

The Petula Clark song?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

mojo1701a posted:

Sex... to save the friendship.

Say, is that mango?

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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Babu?

Babu...

Babu,

Babu. I gotta tell you, I never do this but it's just that, the shrimp, well it's a little stringy.

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Supreme Allah posted:

Babu?

Babu...

Babu,

Babu. I gotta tell you, I never do this but it's just that, the shrimp, well it's a little stringy.

But where are people?!
You see people?!
Show me people!!
There are no people!!

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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

DrBouvenstein posted:

Neon lights-a-pretty...say, is that Broadway?!

No, that's Midtown.

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
You are bad man.

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mints
Aug 15, 2001

Living on past glories

myron cope posted:

I'm pretty sure that the guy who plays Maroon Golf in The Puerto Rican Day also plays the dude that Jerry is talking to when coming out of Firestorm in The Engagement

There's a deleted scene from The Engagement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tjVhU0BlMo I stumbled across it after one of the Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

 There's nothing finer than being in your diner!

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