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Dust settled over the glass desert.
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My stillborn daughter opened her eyes.
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Oct 25, 2013 01:37
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He found matches, but no wood.
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Oct 25, 2013 02:37
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But my pyramid scheme was working...
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Oct 29, 2013 23:08
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Alien transmission: God nears. Leave now.
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Oct 30, 2013 17:06
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Not bad. For a leprechaun. Next!
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Nov 1, 2013 20:25
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"You're loving crazy, ghost," I said.
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Nov 4, 2013 02:05
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Death was overrated. Got a refund.
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Nov 4, 2013 03:46
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It was delicious, but lactose enhanced.
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Nov 4, 2013 05:23
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She doesn't fear daylight anymore. Is this your dog? Please help! Stacy sucks dicks for coke. This clocktower isn't haunted. Adrift, to him, everything was ocean. Jenner fucked around with this message at 12:06 on Nov 4, 2013 |
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Nov 4, 2013 12:00
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I flapped my wings. How glorious.
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Nov 5, 2013 01:31
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Icarus starting falling. We all laughed.
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Nov 5, 2013 16:20
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The diesels roared, coughed, then died.
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Nov 6, 2013 03:44
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Even in facing death, I still
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Nov 6, 2013 21:10
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Sunlight fades as the day rots.
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Nov 7, 2013 14:17
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Confusing telegram sex quote: DON'T STOP
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Nov 7, 2013 17:29
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Brainworm posted:Confusing telegram sex quote:  My grandparents sauntered into the brothel.
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Nov 7, 2013 17:38
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Growing vegetation eventually masked humanity's rubble.
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Nov 7, 2013 18:34
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Bubbacub posted:My grandparents sauntered into the brothel. I'll never forget that old couple...
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Nov 8, 2013 04:23
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My face rendered the mirror hideous. Size doesn't matter at terminal velocity. No second chances, stop reversing Dave. Father didn't show again on Dave. apologies if these are rear end
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Nov 9, 2013 01:21
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Sentient Data posted:Growing vegetation eventually masked humanity's rubble. "Rubble"? I think you mean "erections."
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Nov 9, 2013 02:03
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Dying is easy. Erections are hard.
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Nov 9, 2013 03:58
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Out of Kleenex, please don't ask.
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Nov 9, 2013 11:47
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Tricked. Trapped. Tortured. Rebellion. Revenge. Release. His Eyes are watching; make haste. Reaching from the void: A hand. NraButtons fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Nov 9, 2013 |
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Nov 9, 2013 15:13
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Cosmic handjobs? God must be bored.
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Nov 9, 2013 20:22
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Born a King, Never happy.
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Nov 10, 2013 03:55
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She'll always think I'm coming back.
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Nov 10, 2013 04:11
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Baudolino posted:Born a King, Never happy. Those are five words, you rear end in a top hat.
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Nov 10, 2013 05:31
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Conception. Birth. Infancy. Childhood. Pastrami. Cremation.
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Nov 10, 2013 06:10
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Brilliant light. Intense heat. Then, darkness.
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Nov 12, 2013 23:30
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Somber author discards his depressing story
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Nov 20, 2013 06:27
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One enters. Two leave. Divorce filed.
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Nov 20, 2013 19:14
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Faded photos gave unfulfilled passions release.
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Feb 1, 2014 00:52
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Surfing the Internet, he wiped out.
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Feb 1, 2014 06:10
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I can only use six words?
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Feb 3, 2014 17:08
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Last words: I never meant it.
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Feb 3, 2014 18:04
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"Now what?" the weary astronaut sighed.
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Feb 4, 2014 11:25
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Jack dismissed his wife's new wings.
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Feb 4, 2014 15:26
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Her eyes had the wrong color.
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Six hours later, his erection persisted.
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