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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Hmm, yes, that pass gave me an erection.

Now excuse me while I go watch a Scholes montage to finish myself off.

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euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Mesut Özil is the best thing to come out of Germany since Kreator and Derrick

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010



Keep them on the pay roll just for the photos imo

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?

Justin Bieber with an unknown fan.

hello i am phone fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Nov 8, 2013

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

euroboy posted:

Where's the internet fan watching a tiny stream with screaming arab commentators on his computer while writing about the game on twitter/facebook/TYK?

In the mirror?

sircozzie
Jul 8, 2011

Release the Meerkat

hecko posted:


Justin Bieber with an unknown fan.

not kidding m8 I dunno who that is with the beeb

could you enlighten me?

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

sircozzie posted:

not kidding m8 I dunno who that is with the beeb

could you enlighten me?

Probably Pele/Maradona or someone like that. Cryff(sp?)?

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Chilavert?

sircozzie
Jul 8, 2011

Release the Meerkat

jyrka posted:

Probably Pele/Maradona or someone like that. Cryff(sp?)?

Is it Januzaj actually?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


I think you're right.

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
It's Robbie Keane.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Does his dressing room sign really say "HOV" or is that some happy coincidence?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Alaba with an Unidentified fan.

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Modus Trollens posted:

When in Edinburgh for an England match (nightmare let me tell you) we finally convinced a bartender to switch one of the side telly's from the Ireland game to the moans of these tweed enamored twats so she had to change it back, but she put it onto the Northern Ireland game and they didn't even loving notice, pretty annoying.
England are so bad at football, people would literally want to watch anything else, even Northern Ireland.

Bubble-T
Dec 26, 2004

You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before.

Ninpo posted:

Rooney picked the order with Januzaj's second against Sunderland as the winner.

That was nice of him as his own goal was much better.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Ronaldo > Messi in every single way.

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle


Tim Howard, pictured after bumping his head on the team coach's wing mirror

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Babby Thatcher posted:



Tim Howard, pictured after bumping his head on the team coach's wing mirror

Thats a mirror

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Babby Thatcher posted:



Tim Howard, pictured after bumping his head on the team coach's wing mirror

Do the right thing, Martinez, he's got to come off.

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Frankston posted:

Ronaldo > Messi in every single way.

On the one hand I wonder whether that hedonistic young man has matured and on the other I wonder whether the posterboy for biggest team in the world has a PR team to rival Man City's. Open your eyes sheeple.

northward
Feb 21, 2006

ABERDEEN ARE AWESOME
fit like
:love:moray cup:love:
:love:sheep:love:

:love:haim:love:
Famous Liverpool plastic Mike Myres is at Anfield today and has some words about the team:

quote:

I'm so thrilled to be here, I cannot even believe it. I'm normally really chatty but I'm speechless right now. I was born in Canada in '63 and my parents came to Toronto in '56, and there's no-one more English than an Englishman not living in England. Our house was a shrine to Liverpool. I love the people here and I really do think it's my home.

"I did not sleep last night - I cannot believe it. I'm so jazzed to be here. I can't even talk, I can't look at the soccer players in the face. I'm even starstruck by Anfield, the pitch. I didn't even want to look at it - I was a little afraid.

"I think Liverpool have every chance of getting into that top four this year. When Sturridge and Suarez get the ball you just don't know what's going to happen. It's old-school Liverpool, getting the ball and distributing it upfield.

"My only heartbreak I have is my Dad would have loved this team because of its creativity. But he's up there, enjoying it all.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
I'm pretty sure Messi is 'on the spectrum' in some way so he's never gonna win a charm contest. If TV has taught me anything about savants, though, he'll make up for it in other ways like being able to solve cold cases using only a football.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Chas McGill posted:

I'm pretty sure Messi is 'on the spectrum' in some way so he's never gonna win a charm contest. If TV has taught me anything about savants, though, he'll make up for it in other ways like being able to solve cold cases using only a football.

The announcers aren't calling him an artist with the football, they're actually calling him an autist with the football.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Frankston posted:

Ronaldo > Messi in every single way.

I want to think these superstars actually write their own tweets, instagram, facebook, whatever updates but I just can't.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

El Hefe posted:

I want to think these superstars actually write their own tweets, instagram, facebook, whatever updates but I just can't.

That would be an awesome job.

"Yo, Ronaldo, You want me to reply with thanks or just be a dick to everybody? Also I'm sorry but. I hosed up and said you were excited to see the pictures of your kids underwear contest. My bad"

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Chas McGill posted:

I'm pretty sure Messi is 'on the spectrum' in some way so he's never gonna win a charm contest. If TV has taught me anything about savants, though, he'll make up for it in other ways like being able to solve cold cases using only a football.

Let me see.... Married, children, super star athlete, this guy has to be autistic.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Suqit posted:

Let me see.... Married, children, super star athlete, this guy has to be autistic.
Are those exclusive concepts?

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

El Hefe posted:

I want to think these superstars actually write their own tweets, instagram, facebook, whatever updates but I just can't.

Very few of the Big Stars do, its almost always handled by a PR agency

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

euroboy posted:

Very few of the Big Stars do, its almost always handled by a PR agency

Does the Pope write his own tweets?

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Kurtofan posted:

Does the Pope write his own tweets?

He's always fiddling with something so probably.

Popehoist
Feb 5, 2008

There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!

Kurtofan posted:

Does the Pope write his own tweets?

Everything is ghostwritten, I'm sorry that I've let you down.


Let's have a new topic for the next page or so. Fan-eye videos/photos! Post things that were taken from the stands. Anything is fine as long as it was taken from the spectator's area of a Football Game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cLJ3DSzurQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN5DqlkjLHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V1EGiA6g2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjDwa3HGjrE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sf711rNtc4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq2J146riTI

I am OK
Mar 9, 2009

LAWL

euroboy posted:

Very few of the Big Stars do, its almost always handled by a PR agency

However, im 100% certain that Rio rioferdy5 Ferdinand is responsible for his own tweets

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Popehoist posted:

Let's have a new topic for the next page or so. Fan-eye videos/photos! Post things that were taken from the stands. Anything is fine as long as it was taken from the spectator's area of a Football Game.


Nothing can beat this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHpsVKmwADY

Reek
Nov 3, 2002

every.fucking.year.
The only good athlete twitters are the few that are actually run by the player. Like Benny's. Everybody follow Benny. LOL

Brighterday
Jun 25, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV5klx3ZFd0

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Brilliant finish by Olic against Dortmund



also here's Messi heading a layup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFZj1mXwogI

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Popehoist posted:

Everything is ghostwritten, I'm sorry that I've let you down.


Let's have a new topic for the next page or so. Fan-eye videos/photos! Post things that were taken from the stands. Anything is fine as long as it was taken from the spectator's area of a Football Game.
I hate the chels, but this is a pretty great video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEM0yabrgVA

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ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections
I filmed this a few years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WWMi3Mvj20

Ronaldinho when he was at Barcelona in a friendly versus Club America in Houston, TX. Club America was actually up 4-0 I believe and Barcelona tied it up

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