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Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
"Hi I'm selling a 1971 Datsun 240z that I completely loving destroyed and then poo poo on it's pretty loving deadly please call 1-800-INEEDTOBESHOT"

E; gently caress, what a terrible top of page post. Hang on while I find something.

E II; Actual gold?

Terrible Robot fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Nov 9, 2013

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Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

Powershift posted:

There's a quattroporte going through an auction i frequent tomorrow. something tells me i'm going to hate myself for not having 20 grand sitting around



http://live.cdemo.com/brochure/idZ20131107tpqijjje

I hate how cheap these things are. My mouth waters every time I see one drive by and the fact you can grab one for that much is almost cruel.
I do hear they have terrible transmission issues.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
http://sarasota.craigslist.org/cto/4129686270.html




"Need bigger vehicle, baby coming."

Must be a baby the size of a small yacht if a 4-door hatch can't fit it.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
Babies expand to fit the space provided anyway. Strollers are also loving huge these days.

I gotta be really honest with you guys: I almost made an offer on this. http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-classic-cars-1965-Chevrolet-Nova-chevy-2-W0QQAdIdZ518461227



But then I saw this. http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-classic-cars-RARE-1981-Chevrolet-El-Camino-CABELLERO-DIABLO-W0QQAdIdZ541572219

stone soup
Jul 8, 2004
If I had the cash I would own this car.

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/cto/4150144678.html
http://www.rufusranch.com/49buickcamper.htm

Solar Coaster
Sep 2, 2009

There's a disturbing amount of tissues in this thing





trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh
Buick Super mobile masturbatorium.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




That camper is all hosed to hell; it was probably awesome around 1955 but now? Watch out for the previous owner:

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta

trouser chili posted:

Buick Super mobile masturbatorium.

Haha I had the exact same thought "Jerry's Jack Shack"

Mighty Horse
Jul 24, 2007

Speed, Class, Bankruptcy.

Solar Coaster posted:

There's a disturbing amount of tissues in this thing


Don't want to kill the joke, but think they are dryer sheets to try to repel mice.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/4106265994.html

quote:

Only 1,900 1990 "Chrysler TC by Maserati" units were manufactured in Milan, Italy.
This 2 seater convertible sports car sold for $35,000 in 1990!

I thought someone mis-badged this. I had no idea such a thing ever existed. What a dumb idea.

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Poisonlizard
Apr 1, 2007

Dr.Caligari posted:

http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/4106265994.html


I thought someone mis-badged this. I had no idea such a thing ever existed. What a dumb idea.



Totally existed: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysler_TC_by_Maserati
And yes, it was a dumb idea, $33,000 in 1989.
But it came with a matching umbrella!

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

Dr.Caligari posted:

http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/4106265994.html


I thought someone mis-badged this. I had no idea such a thing ever existed. What a dumb idea.



My friend has one of the super rare manual 16v turbo cars - it sounds like a Group B rally car, poo poo is hilarious.

Hog Obituary
Jun 11, 2006
start the day right
Obviously not a great price, but it seems like a pretty cool car. I want it.



http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/4178281780.html

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Hog Obituary posted:

Obviously not a great price, but it seems like a pretty cool car. I want it.



http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/4178281780.html

If that were the fastback I'd be weighing the option of selling the MS6.

Mighty Horse
Jul 24, 2007

Speed, Class, Bankruptcy.

Poisonlizard posted:

Totally existed: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysler_TC_by_Maserati
And yes, it was a dumb idea, $33,000 in 1989.
But it came with a matching umbrella!

this one is even worse, stuck with the Mitsubishi 3.0

The 16v ones were pretty amazing when they ran.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Hog Obituary posted:

Obviously not a great price, but it seems like a pretty cool car. I want it.



http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/4178281780.html



That roll bar is terrifying. It looks like it was designed to brain the driver in the slowest of accidents.

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

Mighty Horse posted:

Don't want to kill the joke, but think they are dryer sheets to try to repel mice.

Makes sense, the mice are attracted to the dried spunk.

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

MetaJew posted:

That roll bar is terrifying. It looks like it was designed to brain the driver in the slowest of accidents.

Looks like a typical ricer/stancetard rollbar that was only installed to look cool.

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^
It's a painted autopower roll bar. Tilt the seat up a little and it's fine. You guys are dorks.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Mighty Horse posted:

this one is even worse, stuck with the Mitsubishi 3.0

The 16v ones were pretty amazing when they ran.

You can swap the 16v head onto other kcar motors right? That'd be one hell of a turbo caravan.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Preoptopus posted:

I hate how cheap these things are. My mouth waters every time I see one drive by and the fact you can grab one for that much is almost cruel.
I do hear they have terrible transmission issues.

Only the ones with the semi-auto gearbox. The slushbox ones have a ZF transmission that's probably the most reliable thing in the entire car.

Mighty Horse
Jul 24, 2007

Speed, Class, Bankruptcy.

Seat Safety Switch posted:

You can swap the 16v head onto other kcar motors right? That'd be one hell of a turbo caravan.

You can but they are so rare, and its easier/cheaper to build a Neon DOHC head hybrid motor, or just swap in a 2.4 Turbo motor outright from a PT/SRT-4.

Mighty Horse fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Nov 11, 2013

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     
Feast your eyes on this beauty:



"1992 geo metro runs has Chrome drums and a arms motor 3cyl. 4 speed standard trans one hydraulic pump ,phantom top murals and decent interior"

http://fresno.craigslist.org/cto/4101823738.html

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Mighty Horse posted:

You can but they are so rare, and its easier/cheaper to build a Neon DOHC head hybrid motor, or just swap in a 2.4 Turbo motor outright from a PT/SRT-4.

You should make a turbo Dodge thread (or did you already, a long time ago?). They used to be really popular here but once the Hondas took over amongst the rice squad, I don't see them anymore.

The GRM forums are chock full of guys doing cheap-as-hell turbo Dodge builds for the $2013 challenge and they seem really interesting. Be nice to have an OP that explains the various generations of engines, ECUs, transmissions, all the different k-cars with them (I didn't know about the Shelby Lancer/Lancer Shelby until this weekend), etc. A lot of the websites out there seem to be pretty outdated and I'm sure there's a lot of interchange potential with hot Neons to build fast ghettomobiles.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
Speaking of that, I have been considering going and looking at this:

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/4133250302.html

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DefaultPeanut
Nov 4, 2006
What's not to like?
Go buy that. Ditch the volvo intercooler for a better FMIC and it will be a blast to drive.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012




http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/4137539697.html

Mighty Horse
Jul 24, 2007

Speed, Class, Bankruptcy.

Dr.Caligari posted:

Speaking of that, I have been considering going and looking at this:

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/4133250302.html



Price isn't too bad considering it looks pretty good and recent paint. You can verify the "florida car" claim in about 2 second by checking the floor where the e-brake cable exits on the drivers side, and the pinch welds underneath in front of the rear wheels.


This is actually a rare config for the non-r/t Iroc, most had the 3L. Also the last of the Shelby branded Mopars.

Mighty Horse fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Nov 13, 2013

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
When did Lambo doors change to butterfly doors?

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW

Sir Tonk posted:

When did Lambo doors change to butterfly doors?

Since they've never seen, and can certainly not spell Lamborghini.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter


If I could I would, reupholster the seat, clean up the drive train and do nothing to the body.

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

StormDrain posted:



If I could I would, reupholster the seat, clean up the drive train and do nothing to the body.

Too expensive if you ask me. Maybe half that if it'll drive itself out of that field.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Its got potential but way too much as it is.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

trouser chili posted:

Too expensive if you ask me. Maybe half that if it'll drive itself out of that field.

I guess that depends on what you're after. If you want a 50's pickup in this area that has all of the parts, that's not too bad. For half of that you get a rusted out shell, or no bed, or no motor.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
Original tires. Goddamn.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Dat patina, uunngghh :fap:

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Craigslist posted:

All the glasses complete (except for one bullethole in the windshield).

Awesome. Does it come with 60 year old blood?

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
I called about the Daytona, and the owner told me it now has "head gasket problems". I asked him what it was doing and he said burning a lot of oil :shrug: . Sounds to me like there are several potential major issues here, and even though he told me he would sell it for next to nothing, I think it's best I pass on this one.

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angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

slidebite posted:

Its got potential but way too much as it is.

That's a great price for that truck around here.

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