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Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



satan!!! posted:

What does 'decades of French Ticklers and Spanish Fly' refer to?

So happy that this is back every week now.

Bonin' probably.

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Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003
Just crude dumb things teenage boys think and know about.

Smoke
Mar 12, 2005

I am NOT a red Bumblebee for god's sake!

Gun Saliva

My Lovely Horse posted:

A Mini Cooper with custom compartments for fine spirits is so much more a Cornelius kind of car than that frankly ridiculous 1910's probably-Ford T. That just seems like trying too hard.

Not just any model either, it's a RHD model. Which means it's a proper British import too.

krakagar
Sep 26, 2010

satan!!! posted:

What does 'decades of French Ticklers and Spanish Fly' refer to?

So happy that this is back every week now.

Olde Timey words for condoms and Viagra.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

My Lovely Horse posted:

Yeah there was definitely something off about Cornelius even back in May and June. I just recently reread the mini arc where Nice Pete takes Philippe to the Secret Ice Cream Shop and noticed the car Cornelius drives there. A Mini Cooper with custom compartments for fine spirits is so much more a Cornelius kind of car than that frankly ridiculous 1910's probably-Ford T. That just seems like trying too hard.

Don't get me wrong, Cornelius probably is the kind of guy who owns a Ford T in excellent condition but it's stashed away somewhere safe and not his daily driver that he breaks out when Ray ran away from hospital and he has to help find him.

We saw this car back in 2005.

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

krakagar posted:

Olde Timey words for condoms and Viagra.

More correctly, words for Olde Timey condoms and Viagra.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

We saw this car back in 2005.

Ray doing spoken word self-insert Hardy Boys fanfiction... I love Achewood so much :allears:

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

My Lovely Horse posted:

Yeah there was definitely something off about Cornelius even back in May and June. I just recently reread the mini arc where Nice Pete takes Philippe to the Secret Ice Cream Shop and noticed the car Cornelius drives there. A Mini Cooper with custom compartments for fine spirits is so much more a Cornelius kind of car than that frankly ridiculous 1910's probably-Ford T. That just seems like trying too hard.

Don't get me wrong, Cornelius probably is the kind of guy who owns a Ford T in excellent condition but it's stashed away somewhere safe and not his daily driver that he breaks out when Ray ran away from hospital and he has to help find him.

That is literally the case, I think he says in his blog that he bought the thing courtesy of Ray's gambling addiction.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit


Reminds me of a strip where Beef is reminiscing with his stomach about the time he got Molly to put on human ears in bed. He got so weirded out he couldn't get it up.

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

I liked this strip, although I can't help but feel it might have worked better as a Beef blogpost or something. The actual panels are pretty perfunctory.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug
I want this strip as a giant poster.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

Loving Life Partner posted:

Just crude dumb things teenage boys think and know about.

As an adult, Beef is less upset about vocalizing his private ideas than he used to be. :v:

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

Sydney Bottocks posted:

As an adult, Beef is less upset about vocalizing his private ideas than he used to be. :v:

He spent a lot of time thinking about the cusses of 2 Live Crew.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Now I'm browsing through Achewood again (thanks Deathlove) and stumbled on one of my favourite storylines: electrocuting Pat's dick.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09192003

That alt text :v:

ChairMaster
Aug 22, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Der Shovel posted:

Now I'm browsing through Achewood again (thanks Deathlove) and stumbled on one of my favourite storylines: electrocuting Pat's dick.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09192003

That alt text :v:

I always wanted to make the smoke bomb in that book but I guess I just never had the gumption. Phillipe is lucky to have a guy like Lyle around.

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you

Der Shovel posted:

Now I'm browsing through Achewood again (thanks Deathlove) and stumbled on one of my favourite storylines: electrocuting Pat's dick.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09192003

That alt text :v:
Straight up roasting Pat's ding dong, if you will.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:




What kind of rear end in a top hat waits that long on the phone to say something like that about barbers?

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

I've reread most of the series since the revival, and I can't find it by searching either: wasn't there a strip where we see Cornelius name his pub "The Dude and Catastrophe"?

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you

A Violence Gang posted:

I've reread most of the series since the revival, and I can't find it by searching either: wasn't there a strip where we see Cornelius name his pub "The Dude and Catastrophe"?
Nope! None of the non–subscriber strips, at least, as far as I can tell. A few of Mr Bear's blog posts deal with it, however.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

A Violence Gang posted:

I've reread most of the series since the revival, and I can't find it by searching either: wasn't there a strip where we see Cornelius name his pub "The Dude and Catastrophe"?

Yeah, the whole saga of opening the pub and naming it was covered in Cornelius' blog. I don't think The Dude and Catastrophe was ever mentioned in the comic until after it was in business.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Pakled posted:

Yeah, the whole saga of opening the pub and naming it was covered in Cornelius' blog. I don't think The Dude and Catastrophe was ever mentioned in the comic until after it was in business.

Running parallel to that was Pat's vegan restaurant fiasco, which was pretty much the best set of blog entries Onstad has ever done. It was amazing.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
I really wish Onstad would release the blogs in a chronological collection like he did for the first month. It's great to be able to read them all together.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
What's UP mother fucks

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

So in terms of linking things we like I was thinking we could also link such as blog entries like Ray on truth serum

quote:

My personality is that I do what I like and people with less personality or confidence can observe me and see that a confident person is doing a certain thing. They can then act like me in order to create safety.

user on probation
Nov 1, 2012

removed

You know linking to early 2003 achewood is like a death sentence for the spare time of anyone with good sense

You KNOW this

nuts_rice
Sep 6, 2010

Ohhh Yog Soggoth, be my teenage dream boat ;)

I think this strip is what solidified the voice I have in mind when I read Ray. It will ALWAYS be bizarro Kanye West.

The Ass Stooge
Nov 9, 2012

a hunger uncurbed
by nature's calling
On the topic of blogs, this is perhaps the best pair of blog entries ever posted.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Ok I got sick of everyone always complaining about it in the thread so we're gonna get something done, together, as Achewood Fans:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ArQ4fy_k69chdExnNEpkcFhRVnBWTHhySjUybGhjaXc&usp=sharing

I scraped all the blogs like a year ago to get all the urls of the blog posts. But they only show what month the posts are in. It is kind of in order right now because of that last column there but it's not great, especially when multiple blogs updated in the same day. What it really needs is exact dates and times filled in so it's all in TRUE REAL ORDER.

Just ignore that ??? column for now.

It's not completely up to date either but it should be close.

Anyone can edit this spreadsheet, go nuts.

Unless one of you jerks has a better way to scrape all the blogs.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Someone should introduce Pat to mutt.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Nevermind, that won't work.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

Also I'm an idiot and the blogspot RSS feeds all have the information we need. I'll gently caress with it later unless someone else knows how to parse that poo poo with like, actual code or something..

It should be possible to scrape them from the RSS feeds, put them in a database and organize them by date posted. If you have an author column, you can also generate a laTEX file from that with all sorts of fancy things, like the appropriate image headers for each entry.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
RSS feed usually only contain the last X posts (like 10ish maybe?) or the last X weeks of posts (maybe 2-3ish?).

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

withak posted:

RSS feed usually only contain the last X posts (like 10ish maybe?) or the last X weeks of posts (maybe 2-3ish?).

You can change the parameters, like so: Max 1000 posts..

Edit: 1000 is an arbitrary number, I don't know how high it can go. You can do whatever you want in life.

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

withak posted:

Someone should introduce Pat to mutt.

People named "Mutt" are, statistically speaking, much more likely to be barbers.

boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing
apparently from tumblr, but the "original source" is a dead tumblr (or all private)

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1

Loving Life Partner posted:

Just crude dumb things teenage boys think and know about.

Exactly. More to it, it's crude things that I have not even thought about since I was a teenage boy.

Smoke
Mar 12, 2005

I am NOT a red Bumblebee for god's sake!

Gun Saliva
:siren: NEW STRIP! :siren:

Beef's imagination is a powerful thing.

Foppish Yet Dashing
Jun 29, 2004

-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
not that shape

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

In before someone posts with that horrific Fieri panel as a proud avatar :eek:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Another amazing alt-text too :allears:

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