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Clutch me roundwise with thine beef curtains, said Tyrion, Lord Arbiter of Casterly Rock as he donned his cherub angel disguise. Nay! said the girl from that Doctor show, the eleventh one or whatever, and she tried to zap him with a space spanner thing that is pretty godamn lame. Suddenly, the man, the main prince of the Art of Deviants himself, Darkest of Stars, my ~*Gerold*~ sauntered in and said, whoa wait, I got something for this and honorably tied his naruto ninja head thing why the gently caress do they even wear those anyway, do ninja bump their heads a lot I don't get it.
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# ? Nov 9, 2013 22:01 |
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When someone mentions Darkstar, I sometimes Google to find out who that is. Gerold Dayne, you say? Now, let me enter that into my Google machin ... too late! Already lost interest.
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 00:16 |
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So basically it is a thread for people who hate ASOIAF books? That's the vibe I'm getting.
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 00:35 |
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OhYeah posted:So basically it is a thread for people who hate ASOIAF books? That's the vibe I'm getting. This is the GRRM hate thread. The thread for people who hate books is in TVIV.
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 00:52 |
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whowhatwhere posted:This is the GRRM hate thread. The thread for people who hate books is in TVIV. So you love the books but you hate the author?
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 01:25 |
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OhYeah posted:So you love the books but you hate the author? It's a pretty typical abusive relationship.
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 01:29 |
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I am a survivor of Stockholm Syndrome just sharing my story. It's part of the healing process. We should have a ribbon.
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 02:03 |
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I personally hate everything involving the GRRM and his creations. AtAt-de-fay posted:We should have a ribbon. You know nothing, AtAt-de-fay
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OhYeah posted:So you love the books but you hate the author? This person needs to read "Meathouse Man" and "The Pear-Shaped Man" stat!
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 03:09 |
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Blind Sally posted:This person needs to read "Meathouse Man" and "The Pear-Shaped Man" stat! Edit: Found it. It's called Portraits of His Children: quote:He woke suddenly, in darkness, to the light touch of skin against his foot. quote:Cissy reached through the folds of his robe, shoved her hand inside his briefs, squeezed him gently. "Liar," she said. "You want me. You've always wanted me. I'll bet you used to stop and jack off when you were writing the sex scenes." Urdnot Fire fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Nov 10, 2013 |
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Check your Cissy privilege, Richard Cantling
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 04:28 |
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Kylaer posted:I personally hate everything involving the GRRM and his creations. mine was stripped from me
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 04:52 |
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I have to keep buying mine because I have a knack for calling out bad posters
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 08:52 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I have to keep buying mine because I have a knack for calling out bad posters When are you buying back your username?
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 10:58 |
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Kylaer posted:You know nothing, AtAt-de-fay You are not wrong. The banner clashes with my ensemble. More importantly, it costs. Since I've reached my majority, I have nothing to offer surviving sugargoons and am saving my pin money for a limited edition Tuf Voyaging.
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 13:08 |
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OhYeah posted:So you love the books What gave you that impression?
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 13:36 |
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Aurain posted:What gave you that impression? I'm very confused. Why are you all here, if not to discuss the books?
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 14:24 |
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Discussion doesn't imply a love of them. I have a grudging acceptance of them.
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 14:43 |
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OhYeah posted:I'm very confused. Why are you all here, if not to discuss the books? Short version: most of us love(d) books 1-3, tolerated the nothingburger that was book 4 after five years of waiting, then went crazy sometime around 2008 after GRRM decided to turn his notablog into a continuously updated announcement of all the things he was doing that weren't ASOIAF while continually promising that ADWD would be finished any month now. Book 5 came out, had its climaxes mostly excised to get the book out that year and under 1500 pages, and featured a ton of boring characters nobody cared about (who used to be the characters everybody gave a poo poo about). The thread now amuses itself by repeating the same jokes more than GRRM uses "Words are Wind" and refusing to continue its series of postmodern erotica. Shorter version: http://www.freevampirebook.net/book3/A_Feast_for_Crows/18048.html whowhatwhere fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Nov 10, 2013 |
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OhYeah posted:I'm very confused. Why are you all here, if not to discuss the books? It's more like a herpes support group. We have 'em, now we're just trying to deal.
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 15:36 |
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kcroy posted:mine was stripped from me Mine was too, gently caress PHIZ
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 17:43 |
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whowhatwhere posted:Short version: most of us love(d) books 1-3, tolerated the nothingburger that was book 4 after five years of waiting, then went crazy sometime around 2008 after GRRM decided to turn his notablog into a continuously updated announcement of all the things he was doing that weren't ASOIAF while continually promising that ADWD would be finished any month now. Book 5 came out, had its climaxes mostly excised to get the book out that year and under 1500 pages, and featured a ton of boring characters nobody cared about (who used to be the characters everybody gave a poo poo about). The thread now amuses itself by repeating the same jokes more than GRRM uses "Words are Wind" and refusing to continue its series of postmodern erotica. Thank you for this explanation. I guess I would feel the same way if I had spent 11 years of my loving life waiting for the story to continue and then getting nothing but cliffhangers in return. I actually got hooked on the TV series in the summer and after the end of season 3 I couldn't wait to find out how the story continued. So I bought all the books in September and finished them last week. In retrospect, I actually like the Feast of Crows but when I was reading it I was constantly thinking "oh my God, another Brienne chapter, what the gently caress, where are the rest of the characters". To finish Dance with Dragons at that point was a massive cock-tease to the audience who had been waiting 11 long years for the story to continue. The only hope is that now he cannot faff about anymore, since the series is about to catch up. Seriously. There is enough material for 3 seasons (or maybe even two fast-paced seasons) in the remaining books and the only way he can finish the books before the TV series is to release Winds of Winter in 2014. Not loving late 2015, or 2016, or perhaps even 2017 like someone was already saying.
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 20:18 |
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The remainder of the hate comes from the fact that the fat, pizza-blogging author is going to keel over dead before finishing anything. Then we get to be stuck with a shallow TV show version of the series' ending. Basically we all regret ever reading them and are just mocking grrms perversity at this point since we're so depressed over this. WILD CARDS
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Jeffrey posted:The remainder of the hate comes from the fact that the fat, pizza-blogging author is going to keel over dead before finishing anything. Then we get to be stuck with a shallow TV show version of the series' ending. Basically we all regret ever reading them and are just mocking grrms perversity at this point since we're so depressed over this. This is it. I liked the first three, tolerated 4, and Dany'd all over 5. Now I have to wait for a lovely tv series to end the story because The Mountain That Blogs refuses to write so that he can attend conventions and grope young women. The real pisser is he went so far off the rails with his expanded universe he can't write a satisfying, not realizing that every ending is going to be lovely no matter what so just Dark Tower this poo poo and be done with it.
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 20:40 |
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lol http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3582451 #2 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Genre Fiction > Movie Tie-Ins #3 in Books > Literature & Fiction > Genre Fiction > Movie Tie-Ins #4 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Science Fiction & Fantasy > Fantasy > TV, Movie, Video Game Adaptations
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 21:08 |
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The greatest legacy will be that once the tv show finishes the series, the books become "that unfinished adaptation" and GRRM is forgotten.
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 21:18 |
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Holy Calamity! posted:#4 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Science Fiction & Fantasy > Fantasy > TV, Movie, Video Game Adaptations
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# ? Nov 10, 2013 21:21 |
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OhYeah posted:So you love the books but you hate the author? So you are here simply to judge us? A GLISTENING HODOR posted:just Dark Tower this poo poo and be done with it. Reported for new thread title. Fog Tripper fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Nov 10, 2013 |
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Fog Tripper posted:So you are here simply to judge us? Not really, no. Please scroll upwards a bit, I wanted to understand the background of the apparent hostility towards GRRM and I already got a nice, concise answer.
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 00:41 |
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OhYeah posted:Not really, no. Please scroll upwards a bit, I wanted to understand the background of the apparent hostility towards GRRM and I already got a nice, concise answer. Well to be fair, in any interaction a judgement of some sort is made. I suppose the question now should be whether or not you judge us in a positive light. Will you join us in our madness?
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 01:21 |
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OhYeah posted:Seriously. There is enough material for 3 seasons (or maybe even two fast-paced seasons) in the remaining books and the only way he can finish the books before the TV series is to release Winds of Winter in 2014. Not loving late 2015, or 2016, or perhaps even 2017 like someone was already saying. Well that's good, I'm looking forward to reading Winds of Winter next year!
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 01:33 |
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p.crestmont posted:Well that's good, I'm looking forward to reading Winds of Winter next year! quote:"Hey, wait a minute!" some of you may be saying about now. "Wait a minute, wait a minute! Where's Sansa and Littlefinger? Where's Doran Martell? We hardly saw Pretty Pig. That can't be all of it. . . ." OhYeah posted:Not really, no. Please scroll upwards a bit, I wanted to understand the background of the apparent hostility towards GRRM and I already got a nice, concise answer.
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Blind Sally posted:Well to be fair, in any interaction a judgement of some sort is made. I suppose the question now should be whether or not you judge us in a positive light. That depends. Is there a method in your madness? Or rather, what is the end goal? Urdnot Fire posted:Don't worry, I just saw this on Not A Blog! I was talking about the forum post explaining the hostility towards the author a bit back.
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 02:06 |
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OhYeah posted:That depends. Is there a method in your madness? Or rather, what is the end goal? This: mind the walrus posted:It's more like a herpes support group. We have 'em, now we're just trying to deal.
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 02:37 |
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Dudersons, he already dark towered this poo poo, he himself is in the book like 9 times, and tony romo is even in it once
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 03:14 |
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The goal is to form a lifelong support network for people who are have been burned by grrm and are self-aware enough to realize it(before the tv show finishes).
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 03:19 |
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This thread is basically those support groups from Fight Club and the regulars are that lady talking about dildos and porn.
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 03:37 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:so just Dark Tower this poo poo and be done with it. Goddamn this was glorious.
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 03:57 |
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I like gurm and the asoiaf series
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 05:30 |
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I saw the book sale has an audiobook version, holy poo poo I can't imagine how someone can straight face read some of the stuff like Theon's torture and stuff.
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