Let's Play: the world's absolute worst games ever created!

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cafel: Mar 29, 2010; This post is hurting the economy!

Dizz posted:

http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/games/222954-super-ball-man

He deleted Dontrel Dolphin and made this.

"Ball Man is easier to draw; he looks better in the game; and I also have a certificate of copyright for him. His attack might seem strange, but you learn to like it. I also changed the attack button to X instead of SHIFT. As for Dontrel Dolphin, pay no regard to it; it's just a prototype from when I started with Game Maker."

So he bothered to slightly change the key binding, but not replace the eye searingly hideous level background?

# ? Nov 11, 2013 07:42

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 20:36

Friends Are Evil: Oct 25, 2010; cats cats cats

Dizz posted:

http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/games/222954-super-ball-man

He deleted Dontrel Dolphin and made this.

"Ball Man is easier to draw; he looks better in the game; and I also have a certificate of copyright for him. His attack might seem strange, but you learn to like it. I also changed the attack button to X instead of SHIFT. As for Dontrel Dolphin, pay no regard to it; it's just a prototype from when I started with Game Maker."

Dontrel the Dolphin may be deleted, but he will always be in our hearts.

Always.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 07:45

Neruz: Jul 23, 2012; A paragon of manliness

Ahahaha wow, yeah 'Ball Man' is definitely a better character than Dontrel the Psychopath. :shepface:

# ? Nov 11, 2013 07:47

Thwack!: Aug 14, 2010; Ability: Shadow Tag

Uh oh, I think they unleashed Dontrel...

# ? Nov 11, 2013 07:54

Dizz: Feb 14, 2010; L L

I think you guys mean Ball Man�

# ? Nov 11, 2013 07:56

Friends Are Evil: Oct 25, 2010; cats cats cats

Oh holy poo poo, the new ~~Dontrel the Dolphin~~ Ball Man has credits. And they're all presumably named after people in Trelland.

EAT MY KORES

Friends Are Evil fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Nov 11, 2013

# ? Nov 11, 2013 07:59

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

This guy should team up with ulillillia.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 08:04

Mintergalactic: Dec 26, 2012

So the man created an entire company of people with 'trel' somewhere in their name?

With a game of this size and quality that seems unlikely.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 08:10

The Colonel: Jun 8, 2013; I commute by bike!

quote:

Ball Man is easier to draw; he looks better in the game; and I also have a certificate of copyright for him.

Of course. Gotta think ahead, copyright that Ball Man� to be ready for when he becomes a big name in the industry up there with characters like Crash Bandicoot and Vectorman.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 08:25

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Dontrel's still up there, he just won't be getting any bugfixes or updates; ball man's getting those now. http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/games/204735-dontrel-dolphin

# ? Nov 11, 2013 08:26

Cheez: Apr 29, 2013; Someone doesn't like a shitty gimmick I like?

TIME FOR ME TO WHINE ABOUT IT!

I'm ready for Dontrel Unleashed as well.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 08:35

Dizz: Feb 14, 2010; L L

Unguided posted:

Dontrel's still up there, he just won't be getting any bugfixes or updates; ball man's getting those now. http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/games/204735-dontrel-dolphin

I think that's version 1.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 15:03

Admiral H. Curtiss: May 11, 2010; I think there are a bunch of people who can create trailing images. I know some who could do this as if they were just going out for a stroll.

Attention, Lowtax! A Nightmare on Elm Street Blood Craze Part 2/2 was reuploaded by its creator!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjKjGAwWAHg
http://www.mediafire.com/download/bjt1svhl4bay6jr/BloodCrazepart2-2.zip

# ? Nov 11, 2013 15:15

mwells_cubed: Aug 7, 2003; WOW

I think my favorite part of the trailer was the email address on the coffin. That's how I wanna be remembered. :shobon:

# ? Nov 12, 2013 01:48

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

"A Nightmare On Elm Street 2 - Blood Craze Part 2" :siren:

Bonus behind the scenes making of the game.

Jubs fucked around with this message at 11:27 on Nov 12, 2013

# ? Nov 12, 2013 08:56

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

Holy poo poo did that ever make this whole thread worth it. The voice acting for "invisible mode" alone is fantastic. The game would be absolutely adorable if these people weren't in their 20's.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 09:44

Cannonballoon: Jul 25, 2007

It's going to be really hard to top that. Jesus, my loving sides!

# ? Nov 12, 2013 09:49

roboshit: Apr 4, 2009

After my years on SA I shouldn't be surprised at 20 somethings acting like 11 year olds but drat, wow

# ? Nov 12, 2013 10:12

Detective Thompson: Nov 9, 2007; Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Freddy sure is a sore loser. "I'm takin' my nightmare and going home!"

# ? Nov 12, 2013 10:20

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

These Elm Street games are the best worst games.

I had flashbacks to Beyond the Forbidden Forest.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 10:55

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Somebody needs to get him an account and make him a mod in the Games forum so he doesn't get banned.

JaysonAych posted:

These Elm Street games are the best worst games.

I had flashbacks to Beyond the Forbidden Forest.

Anybody have a clue what character that is?

Edit: :siren:

Bonus behind the scenes making of the game.

Jubs fucked around with this message at 11:28 on Nov 12, 2013

# ? Nov 12, 2013 11:17

Slightly Absurd: Mar 22, 2004

I'm in invisible mode! :haw:

# ? Nov 12, 2013 12:30

Geemer: Nov 4, 2010

y�kleinke posted:

I'm in invisible mode!

I wish that game were (still) in invisible mode. That first part was kinda funny, but the second part really blew.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 13:08

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

The fact this game has two voice actors probably gives it the highest production values of all games reviewed so far.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 13:33

McDragon: Sep 11, 2007

That was wonderful timing on "What's your favourite scary movie" leading straight into that ridiculous scream.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 14:11

tankadillo: Aug 15, 2006

Now I just need to mod the audio clip "I'm in invisible mode" into every stealth game.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 16:18

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

tankadillo posted:

Now I just need to mod the audio clip "I'm in invisible mode" into every stealth game.

Into the Cait Sith section of DoC.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 16:39

Dizz: Feb 14, 2010; L L

tankadillo posted:

Now I just need to mod the audio clip "I'm in invisible mode" into every stealth game.

Metal Gear Solid.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 17:12

DStecks: Feb 6, 2012

tankadillo posted:

Now I just need to mod the audio clip "I'm in invisible mode" into every stealth game.

You could do that with the Spy's cloaking sound effect in TF2, and it wouldn't even be that hard.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 17:17

And More: Jun 19, 2013; How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

I really hope lowtax has polished up on his boxing skills because this vampire guy looks like a really dangerous fellow. (In case it's not clear, that's the creator of this beautiful game and the namesake of that guy in the coffin.)

# ? Nov 12, 2013 20:11

Cannonballoon: Jul 25, 2007

JaysonAych posted:

I had flashbacks to Beyond the Forbidden Forest.

That game terrified me as a kid, but now I watch it and laugh my rear end off.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 21:40

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

I'm going to have nwee-mohs tonight.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 22:58

Shoombo: Jan 1, 2013

Wait, is Wesley Snipes a Dracula or a Frankenstein? He looked more like a Frankenstein to me.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 23:16

GUYS STOP: Jun 7, 2003; Grimey Drawer

davidspackage posted:

I'm going to have nwee-mohs tonight.

If you want to hear him talk more he's got a whole youtube channel. He's like a real-life Forest Gump that makes lovely games instead of participating in iconic American historical events.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg4YUoDgADo

# ? Nov 13, 2013 02:49

ChickenHeart: Nov 28, 2007; Take me at your own risk.; Kiss From a Hog

I'm pretty sure I completely lost it at Skele-Freddy and his "dialogue." The whole thing was magical. :allears:

Now if only the actual Nightmare on Elm Street franchise ended like this.

# ? Nov 13, 2013 03:14

Daynab: Aug 5, 2008

Nebalebadingdong posted:

I've been enjoying the hell out of this thread so I made a dancing ghost .gif from Shmorky's video

e: its avatar-able if someone wants it

This is awesome and I took it since nobody else did, thank you!

I hope Shmorky doesn't mind!

# ? Nov 13, 2013 04:02

Kangra: May 7, 2012

In the graveyard stands ol' Freddie and our nightmares are his trade
and he carries the reminder of every glove that sliced him down
and cut him till he cried out in his anger and his shame
I am leaving I am leaving but the nightmare still remains

# ? Nov 13, 2013 04:19