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Celery posted:Looks like Skyfall was recently added. If you haven't seen Skyfall yet, go do it. I own it on bluray because it is a really beautiful film. Great cinematography, even if you don't typically like Bond films, check out Skyfall and give it a chance.
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drunkill posted:If you haven't seen Skyfall yet, go do it. I own it on bluray because it is a really beautiful film. Great cinematography, even if you don't typically like Bond films, check out Skyfall and give it a chance. Skyfall is very pretty with some great action scenes but the script is all over the place. The villain is The Joker and it can't decide whether it's continuing the Craig oeuvre of criticizing Bond or celebrating the 50th anniversary of the franchise and returning to the status quo. Still great just as pure action/spectacle/cinema, and god knows it's a massive upswing from Quantum of Solace.
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Monkeyseesaw posted:The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover. Hmm I've heard that title before. Oh NC-17 sounds sexy. Ha ha ha, at least I knew a bit about the movie before I watched it. ...of SCIENCE! posted:Skyfall is very pretty with some great action scenes but the script is all over the place. The villain is The Joker and it can't decide whether it's continuing the Craig oeuvre of criticizing Bond or celebrating the 50th anniversary of the franchise and returning to the status quo. That opening sequence was amazing but I agree with you on that strange plot. The central theme is so contradictory to reality that it yanks me out of the film. But then I can tune back in when something exciting is happening. I watched The Ninth Gate last night on Amazon Prime. Besides the obvious story problems the thing that bothered me the most was that it's a movie about five hundred year old books and the books look like something they picked up at Borders the day before shooting. The paper, the binding, the printing, the page structure, everything about these books says that these are modern books not more than ten years old and the plot of movie is about authenticating that these are genuine 500 year old books. And the antique dealers and researchers handle them like college students with a library book. I just noticed that Netflix has added Caligula and the description makes it sound like it's the "uncut" version (though if Malcolm McDowell is to be believed that version is actually footage added by the producers). I've never seen it but it's definitely infamous...
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 16:17 |
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King Vidiot posted:If you want to know if you'll like Identity, think of the shittiest movie you've ever seen John Cusack in. Could you watch another movie that's at least as bad as that or worse, with the only redeeming feature is a vaguely interesting "who done it" story? I'm blitzing through a bunch of unread stuff from like ~50 pages ago to set up a queue, but I loving love this review of Identity SO MUCH. E: I actually saw The Ninth Gate a few weeks ago, literally the only good things in it were the Baroness's character and whenever Emmanuelle Seigner would nonchalantly do something crazy. Other than that, blurgh. Power of Pecota fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Nov 11, 2013 |
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Random Stranger posted:I just noticed that Netflix has added Caligula and the description makes it sound like it's the "uncut" version (though if Malcolm McDowell is to be believed that version is actually footage added by the producers). I've never seen it but it's definitely infamous... You should watch it. In fact, watch it with friends for a real fun time.
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Power of Pecota posted:E: I actually saw The Ninth Gate a few weeks ago, literally the only good things in it were the Baroness's character and whenever Emmanuelle Seigner would nonchalantly do something crazy. Other than that, blurgh. There's that shot in the movie where they want to chase down some people and it's a street full of grey and black cars and then she pulls up in a stolen cherry red Lamborghini. I'm looking at this and I'm thinking, "Come on, Polanski. You made Chinatown and Rosemary's Baby! You know better than to be this lazy." Shima Honnou posted:You should watch it. In fact, watch it with friends for a real fun time. I may not have seen it but I know a lot about what's in it. Sadly, my friends are not into watching infamously schlocky films like I am so I have no one to watch it with. Edit: Netflix is really good for this hobby, BTW. No longer do I have to go out and get the DVD or cassette for this kind of movie. I can watch it once, say, "Yep, that was strange," and then go on with my life.
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 16:47 |
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manyak posted:So its a movie for annoying nerds? Nice, i am a nerd. Not really. Like I said in a previous post, I tend to be wary of anything "hard sci-fi," because more often than not the term tends to mean, "Internet Sperglord-approved sci-fi." Europa Report is more like Babylon 5, where stuff works in predictable and realistic ways but they don't really go into the technical details much. It's more a movie about the struggles that a long-term deep-space voyage might entail.
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Random Stranger posted:I'm looking at this and I'm thinking, "Come on, Polanski. You made Chinatown and Rosemary's Baby! You know better than to be this lazy." Yeah, that's how I feel about it too. I do think the photography and score are both excellent, and I love the slow pace as well. It honestly has become more enjoyable for me the more times I watch it, and I've probably seen it 8 or 9 times now. The thing that I remember most about the movie though is the satchel/man purse/bag that Depp's character carries. I've looked far and wide for one just like it but have yet to find one like I want. It's apparently a 1935 French Army ammo bag and there are lots of replicas around but I can't find an original!
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 17:01 |
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...of SCIENCE! posted:That movie is just the best. It's two hours establishing the most hateable piece of poo poo ever put to film and then serving him his just desserts for being a complete dick. I *really* don't get the NC-17 rating though. The violence is brutal but not graphic. Nudity is prevalent but the sex scenes are almost entirely implication. Were ratings people just pissed about the cannibalism? or was it the
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 18:46 |
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Laff, it was NC-17? That is bizarre. Must have been the crispy
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 19:00 |
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Europa Report was pretty good. I thought they overdid the camera reception/artifact noise at points, to the point where it started detracting from the drama of the moment, instead of adding to it. I also wouldn't recommend watching it if you're tired or like, dicking around on your phone or whatever, because I got confused by one of the (important) nonlinear scenes and probably didn't get the whole impact of it.
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 19:33 |
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Monkeyseesaw posted:I *really* don't get the NC-17 rating though. The violence is brutal but not graphic. Nudity is prevalent but the sex scenes are almost entirely implication. Were ratings people just pissed about the cannibalism? It looks like the Netflix version took out some of the Hardcore stuff. It's still a watchable movie though, just less sleazy I guess. But yeah the unrated version has full on porn in it.
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 19:42 |
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Personperson14 posted:It looks like the Netflix version took out some of the Hardcore stuff. It's still a watchable movie though, just less sleazy I guess. But yeah the unrated version has full on porn in it. Pretty sure they are talking about The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover and not Caligula.
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 19:55 |
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Caligula without the out of place porn and the ramming fists inside of asses and all that kind of wonderful poo poo is not truly Caligula.
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Personperson14 posted:It looks like the Netflix version took out some of the Hardcore stuff. It's still a watchable movie though, just less sleazy I guess. But yeah the unrated version has full on porn in it. Yeah I'm not talking about Caligula (which I watched when it was first on Netflix and is indeed missing all the hardcore parts). The Netflix version of Thief, Wife, etc. is the full cut, not the 90 minute US release.
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 20:03 |
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Oh well I messed up, but is it ever bad to talk about Caligula? I'm glad it's back on Netflix because it's a movie i really need to show to more people.
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 20:16 |
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I'm confused. Is the version of Caligula on Netflix the full uncut version or not?
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 20:45 |
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TrixRabbi posted:I'm confused. Is the version of Caligula on Netflix the full uncut version or not? In short, no it's not the full uncut version. But at the same time it's not the R rated version. (Which has nearly 50 minutes cut out of it)
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Monkeyseesaw posted:The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover. Hmm I've heard that title before. Oh NC-17 sounds sexy. When I was in school and this film was in theaters, a Bible thumping fundamentalist classmate went to see this thinking it was some kind of lighthearted romantic comedy, which the title does evoke a little. She wound up walking out pretty early.
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# ? Nov 11, 2013 21:47 |
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Another vote here for Europa Report - definitely worth watching. Kept me hooked all the way through. Yeah, the security cam gimmick gets a tad cheesy in spots. Makes me want to rewatch Sunshine again too.
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# ? Nov 12, 2013 00:36 |
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I have emerged from the far side of Caligula and I've got to say... I think it's a good movie. It left me kind of conflicted because it's so lurid and over-the-top that I feel like it actually detracts from the film. Then I thought for a while and realized if it wasn't so crazy then it wouldn't be Caligula, it would just be a forgotten seventies costume drama. As it is, this is a crazy spectacle of filmmaking; an attempt to redo the huge dramas of the late fifties and early sixties with more sex than you can imagine (well, you guys are the Internet so maybe not more but pretty close). It's got better performances than the film deserves, too. Just don't watch it with your kids.
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# ? Nov 12, 2013 01:54 |
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I'm going to throw out a dissenting opinion on Europa Report. It's a well done film for its budget and without big flaws, but I just couldn't get into it for some reason. I really didn't care for any of the characters, and the reveal at the end was more of a 'well, that's it?' moment for me. It felt like a less exciting and lower budget version of The Abyss.
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mod sassinator posted:I'm going to throw out a dissenting opinion on Europa Report. It's a well done film for its budget and without big flaws, but I just couldn't get into it for some reason. I really didn't care for any of the characters, and the reveal at the end was more of a 'well, that's it?' moment for me. It felt like a less exciting and lower budget version of The Abyss. Agreed, I found it to be very underwhelming. I'm also tired of found footage, even when it's this polished.
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...of SCIENCE! posted:Skyfall is very pretty with some great action scenes but the script is all over the place. The villain is The Joker and it can't decide whether it's continuing the Craig oeuvre of criticizing Bond or celebrating the 50th anniversary of the franchise and returning to the status quo. It's a good fun movie, but I feel I should point out that it's also pretty grossly sexist, and not in a strawmanny-tumblr way. It's actually kinda ridiculous in spots. But then again, it is Bond.
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# ? Nov 12, 2013 10:08 |
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Skyfall is all over the place, I really disliked it when it came out but enough people I respect liked it that I started to doubt my judgement. Then we all watched it again and it's really just bad. The script feels like an early draft. Acting and cinematography are all top-notch but it's probably the weakest of the Craig films so far.
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# ? Nov 12, 2013 10:59 |
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You really need to watch Quantum of Solace again if you think that's the case, because good GOD that movie is terrible. It's like someone revived Brosnan era excess complete with the 90s quality CG.
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# ? Nov 12, 2013 11:03 |
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I just didn't like it because it felt like it was screaming that it wasn't my grandfather's James Bond over and over. We get it, no gadgets, no new cars, almost no guns. Take that away and it turns into a dour, boring yawnfest. Anyone else on Comcast having trouble with netflix? None of my equipment has changed, but starting around when they added the new season of walking dead, I almost never get to HD anymore and most stuff doesn't make it past the sub-SD level most of the time. I've pretty much stopped watching it and I'm thinking about cancelling because it's honestly not watchable. I get 50+mb/sec on various servers from speedtest, so there's no good reason I should be getting stuff that looks like a 240p vid on youtube.
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cat doter posted:You really need to watch Quantum of Solace again if you think that's the case, because good GOD that movie is terrible. It's like someone revived Brosnan era excess complete with the 90s quality CG. As you can maybe tell from my username, I really disliked QoS when it came out but at least it had a cohesive plot, no matter how boring it was (and it was so drat boring)
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Quantum of Phallus posted:As you can maybe tell from my username, I really disliked QoS when it came out but at least it had a cohesive plot, no matter how boring it was (and it was so drat boring) Skyfall was a traditional revenge film, I'm not really sure what QoS was.
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Lincoln`s Wax posted:I just didn't like it because it felt like it was screaming that it wasn't my grandfather's James Bond over and over. We get it, no gadgets, no new cars, almost no guns. Take that away and it turns into a dour, boring yawnfest. I get these issues on my computer but never my Apple TV. I forget the keys but there's a keyboard combination you can press to bring up Silverlight options and force a certain quality stream. It works most of the time.
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Joe Don Baker posted:I get these issues on my computer but never my Apple TV. I forget the keys but there's a keyboard combination you can press to bring up Silverlight options and force a certain quality stream. It works most of the time. Oh wow, I never heard of this before. It is Shift+Alt+Left Click on the video area to bring up the menu. Found here with some other interesting information about video quality. Phuzun fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Nov 12, 2013 |
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Lincoln`s Wax posted:I just didn't like it because it felt like it was screaming that it wasn't my grandfather's James Bond over and over. We get it, no gadgets, no new cars, almost no guns. Take that away and it turns into a dour, boring yawnfest. I'm on TWC with a smart tv and I have been getting that problem. I just assumed it was TWC throttling my stream because they loving suck.
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# ? Nov 12, 2013 15:37 |
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I couldn't even get through QoS so I suppose it was worse, but I really disliked Skyfall. The beginning and the end were OK, but the part in middle when they captured Silva was like an especially dumb episode of Spooks. When your headquarters has been compromised by a hacker what a great idea to move to a location with unexplored tunnels and computer-controlled locks and plug Silva's computer into their network, which was luckily all part of Silva's evil plan that could have been prevented by a $5 padlock.
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# ? Nov 12, 2013 16:15 |
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Skyfall is my favorite Home Alone movie.
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# ? Nov 12, 2013 16:25 |
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I read somewhere that Skyfall was like a Bond film in reverse, starting out with a big set piece and then scaling down to a smaller fight at the end. Like a deconstruction of a Bond film back to it's base elements. Whatever reading you give the film, it just didn't entertain me. the villain was weak, and it suffered from the stupid cliches that I hate "Bad guy gets caught, but that was his plan!" and "COMPUTERS!"
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# ? Nov 12, 2013 17:31 |
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I thought the actors were top notch in Skyfall, but it just was a real non entertaining mess. Didn't even seem like a Bond movie at all. Glad Finney got to be a badass, yet again. "Welcome to Scotland!"
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priznat posted:I thought the actors were top notch in Skyfall, but it just was a real non entertaining mess. Didn't even seem like a Bond movie at all. I usually find Bond movies pretty boring (although I usually enjoy them somewhat), so the fact that this seemed less like a Bond movie was a plus. I agree that it was like an adult Home Alone movie, so...that was awesome. I also liked the villain. Just watch it already if you haven't.
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# ? Nov 12, 2013 17:46 |
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I'd suggest people give Skyfall a try, at least; it's got top-notch production values, all the actors put in great work, the intro sequence/song is superb, the editing is much better than in Quantum of Solace, etc. I think there's plenty to recommend about it.
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Fiendish Dr. Wu posted:Man, I really wanted to like The Guillotines but it was just... so... bad... IMHO, the best and original, The Flying Guillotine from 1974 kills this version. Be advised it's very campy and it's a VHS rip, but it has the perfect '70s flavor (what would you expect from a Shaw Brothers production?) Imperial intrigue? Check. An unstoppable weapon? Check! A guy who gets framed by the Emperor's henchman, trying to protect his family using the weapon? Check! The only thing that can stop a Flying Guillotine.. another Flying Guillotine?! Check!! It's up on Amazon Prime, free for prime members. Also very good is Masters of the Flying Guillotine. (link to Youtube preview) Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Nov 12, 2013 |
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I just wanted to thank this thread for mentioning Monsters is on Netflix. Been meaning to check it out for a while. Even more impressive that they did it on an almost literal shoestring budget with gear bought off shelf.
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