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Kidney Stone posted:That either the smallest ZAZ-968M Zaporozhets - or the biggest pigeons ever. Right, and next you're gonna tell me that Star Wars isn't real. 
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dijon du jour posted:See, the problem with fighting a goose is that while it all goes great in your head when you twist that bird's wormy neck and everyone around you claps and cheers for the park finally being freed from its honking oppressors, when you try it in real life it turns out you're just an rear end in a top hat beating up an oversized duck and traumatizing everyone's kids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0do8ruFgGVU I think he handles himself just fine and everyone is actually very appreciative of him. Except maybe the swan.
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Doctor Bishop posted:Right, and next you're gonna tell me that Star Wars isn't real. Well, when determining value in Correllians, the first thing we look for of course is if they're alive...
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Nov 11, 2013 20:27
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Doctor Bishop posted:Right, and next you're gonna tell me that Star Wars isn't real. Antiques Roadshow would be amazing if they had little random skits like this. Get actors to donate their time and get more people watching PBS.
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Choco1980 posted:Well, when determining value in Correllians, the first thing we look for of course is if they're alive... He should be quite well preserved...
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Nov 11, 2013 20:35
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Found this while puttering around on Steam at work. "Oops". For those who don't do the whole Steam trading cards thing, someone bought a $0.02 card for $95.00. I laughed, anyway
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Nov 11, 2013 20:50
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That's how we do things in Grimsby
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Nov 11, 2013 20:54
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DryOatmeal posted:Found this while puttering around on Steam at work. "Oops". I've seen that on a few things, it's usually because there's no way of transferring steam wallet funds from one account to another directly, so you use a cheap item in the marketplace as a way to do it.
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Nov 11, 2013 20:56
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Same logic for passing funds between factions on WoW.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Here's a guy that tried it and didn't quite succeed It looks like the goose was expecting him to pay a toll. I also expected the other goose that was sneaking up behind him to get in on the action.
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Nov 11, 2013 21:30
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VendaGoat posted:Why do you hate geese so much? I make it a point to serve one for dinner every Christmas. It's my way of getting back at the little bastards. One bird at a time.
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Nov 11, 2013 21:36
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Effingham posted:I make it a point to serve one for dinner every Christmas. It's my way of getting back at the little bastards. One bird at a time. Well it's nice to know that someone would invite a Goose to Christmas Dinner. I'm glad there are still good people in this world. Also, I can't imagine they are expensive to feed, they eat like birds.
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Nov 11, 2013 21:49
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Effingham posted:I make it a point to serve one for dinner every Christmas. It's my way of getting back at the little bastards. One bird at a time. Does goose taste at all like swan?
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The Ape of Naples posted:Does goose taste at all like swan? More importantly, does it taste similar to chicken?
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They all taste like ham.
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The Ape of Naples posted:Does goose taste at all like swan? My Grandma has a recipe for goose from back during the depression. You cook the goose on a wooden shingle in the oven for a few hours. You take it out of the oven, throw away the goose and eat the shingle. I don't think she liked goose.
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Private Eye posted:That's how we do things in Grimsby For non-Grimbarians, this is the same paper that had a front-page story about street drinking and an advert for a free pint on page 8.
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In my mind, I'm never gonna die to no goose. Absolutely never. A goose turns around and pecks me in the head the fight's on. If it cuts me the fight's on, if I'm bit the fight is on. I am not losing no fight to no scumbag goose out there in no pond. Period. That's it. No son of a bitch goose out there is gonna get me. The only way it gets me is peck my head off and I mean that. I'll fight you till i got no breath left in me. I don't think any of those animals in that pond can beat me. I've gone that way for 18 years of park service, park duty and that's where I'm gonna keep on going. Don't lose the fight.
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IM_DA_DECIDER posted:In my mind, I'm never gonna die to no goose. Absolutely never. A goose turns around and pecks me in the head the fight's on. If it cuts me the fight's on, if I'm bit the fight is on. I am not losing no fight to no scumbag goose out there in no pond. Period. That's it. No son of a bitch goose out there is gonna get me. The only way it gets me is peck my head off and I mean that. I'll fight you till i got no breath left in me. I don't think any of those animals in that pond can beat me. I've gone that way for 18 years of park service, park duty and that's where I'm gonna keep on going. Don't lose the fight. So long as it goes on youtube, it's win win for me.
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So I've seen this going around, a bunch of posers for classic movies all based off the same simple geometric form. Some of them are pretty good, but then I got to the one for The Hurt Locker and snorted beer:
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Phanatic posted:So I've seen this going around, a bunch of posers for classic movies all based off the same simple geometric form. Some of them are pretty good, but then I got to the one for The Hurt Locker and snorted beer: Looks like a burning butthole to me personally. If I didn't know what the hurt locker was I might just assume that made sense.
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Phanatic posted:So I've seen this going around, a bunch of posers for classic movies all based off the same simple geometric form. Some of them are pretty good, but then I got to the one for The Hurt Locker and snorted beer: Ummm... why? Am I missing something?
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Effingham posted:Ummm... why? Am I missing something? The joke
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What the hell man? The vagina is the best amusement park of all.
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Effingham posted:Ummm... why? Am I missing something? I am going to guess that the original creator intended it to be an explosion, but it could also be interpreted as an asterisk. Which might be amusing to military nerds who couldn't suspend disbelief at some of the depictions of how the military operates in the situations depicted in the movie.
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IT'S AN ANUS
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muike posted:IT'S AN ANUS It's representative of a crossroads that leads people towards other paths in their lives. 
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Nov 12, 2013 02:39
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muike posted:IT'S AN ANUS That's your answer for everything.
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Captain_Maclaine posted:That's your answer for everything. Isn't it enough?
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muike posted:IT'S AN ANUS This checks out. 
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Vanderdeath posted:This checks out. NSFW that poo poo.
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Saw this at a local hospital today. Still wondering how they clock that.
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Captain Trips posted:Saw this at a local hospital today. Still wondering how they clock that. It's like that to make you notice it. And you posted a picture of it on the internet so I'd say mission accomplished.
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