Terrible Car Stuff - Im sorry but in this thread we measure cargo capacity in shrimp

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CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Does having to do a heater core count as terrible car stuff? I think so....

# ? Nov 11, 2013 15:40

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Super Aggro Crag: Apr 23, 2008; And, of course as always, kill Hitler.

some texas redneck posted:

I still don't see what you're tal HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHY DOES THAT CAR HAVE A HORSE DONG FOR AN EXHAUST PIPE

I snapped a couple of other pictures.

I... thought it had leather all around. Turns out only the mismatched back seat is leather.

My Altima's shifter would bang the surround when it had bad motor + trans mounts. Just like that Maxima appears to be doing.

My friend's dad had a 1997 Maxima 5-speed for years. I loved that car. It had a full exhaust and an intake and pulled hard as a mother fucker with 210,000+ miles. Until my friend wrapped it around a guardrail.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 15:42

The Midniter: Jul 9, 2001

I apologize in advance for the awful, horrible cellphone picture but I had little time with which to take it.

I wonder if the driver knows that some pornos start with that situation...

# ? Nov 11, 2013 18:37

solarNativity: Nov 11, 2012

What am I supposed to be seeing?

# ? Nov 11, 2013 18:46

rscott: Dec 10, 2009

the license plate reads AMEN8MOM

# ? Nov 11, 2013 18:48

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

I see "4MEN&MOM"

edit, thought 8 instead of & makes more sense...

# ? Nov 11, 2013 19:12

The Midniter: Jul 9, 2001

Sorry, I know it's super blurry...the plate reads 4MEN&MOM.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 19:15

slidebite: Nov 6, 2005; Good egg

Wolfsbane posted:

Wow, a clean '89 Corvette, those are pretty rare in the UK. I wonder...

... gently caress you, whoever decided that poo poo was a good idea.

That's a C3 so more like 79, but yeah. They were pretty much the worst vette so I guess it's better that than anything else.

kastein posted:

Stolen from the pirate4x4 hackjobs thread

Is that "bumper" a piece of downspout?

# ? Nov 11, 2013 20:42

Bugdrvr: Mar 7, 2003

slidebite posted:

Is that "bumper" a piece of downspout?

Crumple zones man!

# ? Nov 11, 2013 21:44

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

slidebite posted:

Is that "bumper" a piece of downspout?

It's like the guy read that article about turning Jeep bumpers into water tanks and hilariously misunderstood through three layers of translation.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 22:20

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

slidebite posted:

That's a C3 so more like 79, but yeah. They were pretty much the worst vette so I guess it's better that than anything else.

80-82. Ugh.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 00:58

Slavvy: Dec 11, 2012

I think it looks pretty cool, aside from the airbrushing. Guess I have no taste v :shobon:

# ? Nov 12, 2013 01:03

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Performance-wise, they're almost the worst Corvettes ever. Same with build quality.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 01:17

Slavvy: Dec 11, 2012

Yeah I realise that, I'm meaning what the guy has done to it.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 01:20

Exit Strategy: Dec 10, 2010; by sebmojo

# ? Nov 12, 2013 06:17

Slavvy: Dec 11, 2012

Exit Strategy posted:

This is awesome...?

Wrong thread.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 06:24

randomidiot: May 12, 2006; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 11 years!)

I really like that too.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 06:36

aventari: Mar 20, 2001; I SWIFTLY PENETRATED YOUR MOMS MEAT TACO WHILE AGGRESSIVELY FONDLING THE UNDERSIDE OF YOUR DADS HAIRY BALLSACK, THEN RIPPED HIS SAUSAGE OFF AND RAMMED IT INTO YOUR MOMS TAILPIPE. I JIZZED FURIOUSLY, DEEP IN YOUR MOMS MEATY BURGER WHILE THRUSTING A ANSA MUFFLER UP MY GREASY TAILHOLE

It's awesome, dude needs to clean his front hubcaps though

# ? Nov 12, 2013 06:48

IPCRESS: May 27, 2012

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Mazda-MX-6-1993/SSE-AD-691769/ posted:

Car was drive well, before had brown head gasket on April.

Car still starts and drives now, and has registration till 14,August. But after 15 minutes drive, the temperature of cooling water will rise, then the water will be pushed out, then the engine will overheat because of no cooling water.

Had it checked in <redacted> engine centre, and keep the report. They asked for about $4000 to recondition the engine to fix the problem.
It will be cheaper to fix in <redacted> or <redacted> than <redacted>.
And another option is to buy a same second head engine from parts shop or ebay. Or buy a whole mazda mx6 (last time I see one for only $300 because gear box broken). This way will be much cheaper than recondition engine.

However I need to buy a ute for work than fix this car. So you may have the best looking mx6 in the world for very less money is you have time to fix it.

Even the rims and body kits are worth much more than my asking price!

I owned this sport car for 5 year, since Feb, 2008. Bought from a dealer in <redacted>.

I upgraded the appearance both the external and internal. It turns head every where. Installed full body kits, rear spoiler, after market head lights, indicators, tail lights,steering wheel, sound system. Fresh paint job done to outside and inside. New 17 inch Mag wheels and tyres (same as the last photo). But there is no any mechanical modifications, so it is 100% complied with Australian Road regulations.
The parts and materials cost $6000, I keep most of the receipt. The labour for body kits installing and paint job estimate $15000.

It has cruise control, sunroof, power window, keyless entry alarm system.

No any accident or financial owing. REVS check welcome

serious buyer only, no joy drive or tyre kicker, i will tell. And please make sure you have enough funds before contact me.
no ridiculous offers.Thanks!

Wondering what the best looking MX6 in the world looks like? Glad you asked:

http://imgur.com/a/ShM9s

Edit: I left out the punchline: 6,000AUD.

IPCRESS fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Nov 13, 2013

# ? Nov 12, 2013 10:21

Safety Dance: Sep 10, 2007; Five degrees to starboard!

IPCRESS posted:

Why, if you're already named TONY, that's a steal!

# ? Nov 12, 2013 14:06

Mighty Horse: Jul 24, 2007; Speed, Class, Bankruptcy.

Hard parking indeed.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 15:20

an AOL chatroom: Oct 3, 2002

Is that... a BodyKnit?

# ? Nov 12, 2013 15:30

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

bisticles posted:

Is that... a BodyKnit?

That or shag carpet.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 16:15

anonumos: Jul 14, 2005; Fuck it.

They make snuggies for cars now?

# ? Nov 12, 2013 16:37

Octopus Magic: Dec 19, 2003; I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

IPCRESS posted:

Wondering what the best looking MX6 in the world looks like? Glad you asked:

http://imgur.com/a/ShM9s

I'm going to assume english is a fourth language because holy moly.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 17:59

toplitzin: Jun 13, 2003

JackRabbitStorm posted:

In todays episode of it came from imgur

I did some internet detecting. This is in Livonia, MI at the corner of 6 mile and Middlebelt.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 17:59

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

Mighty Horse posted:

Hard parking indeed.

That thing is going to get so loving gross. It's the same thing that happens with the 'yarn bombing' art people put around objects, it looks really cool for a week and then it rains and you have a filthy, stinky, shredded hobo rag wrapped around something.

Your fuzzy car only gets a pass if it's a dog van.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 19:16

Fire Storm: Aug 8, 2004; what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?

toplitzin posted:

I did some internet detecting. This is in Livonia, MI at the corner of 6 mile and Middlebelt.

You're right! I thought I recognized that truck! You'd never know it from looking at the truck, but it's advertising the sign and body wrap shop that this truck is parked in front of.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 19:56

toplitzin: Jun 13, 2003

Fire Storm posted:

You're right! I thought I recognized that truck! You'd never know it from looking at the truck, but it's advertising the sign and body wrap shop that this truck is parked in front of.

I figured he was hitting the cheese steak hoagie joint.

Great parking job right over the line too!

Edit: Is that Jack Bauer over the eagle to the left?

# ? Nov 12, 2013 20:35

shy boy from chess club: Jun 11, 2008; It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Mighty Horse posted:

Hard parking indeed.

Haha, Ive seen that car at Marks. The inside is just as furry.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 22:32

Wolfsbane: Jul 29, 2009; What time is it, Eccles?

slidebite posted:

That's a C3 so more like 79, but yeah. They were pretty much the worst vette so I guess it's better that than anything else.

Ha, looks like the advert was a blatant lie on top of everything else. I'm going to have to learn more about American cars if I ever want to own one I guess.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 22:37

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

The Worst (wurst) Volkswagen somehow got worse.

This has got to be ironic. It has to be. There is just no goddamn way someone thought this was in any way, shape, or form good.

Yes, that is the wheel that was in their back seat last time.

# ? Nov 13, 2013 00:51

kastein: Aug 31, 2011; Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Yeah that has got to be ironic.

# ? Nov 13, 2013 01:20

Dick Burglar: Mar 6, 2006

Too bad "ironically lovely" is still lovely.

Dude is also asking to be decapitated in a serious collision with that retarded plate-for-visor setup.

# ? Nov 13, 2013 01:28

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

IPCRESS posted:

Wondering what the best looking MX6 in the world looks like? Glad you asked:

http://imgur.com/a/ShM9s

When I was looking for a terribly riced DD I found a similar MX6 but their asking price was insane. Well it's back on the market because of a blown engine and the guy is also asking way too much for it.

http://fortwayne.craigslist.org/cto/4152847960.html

In previous ads the dude claims to have put $4k into it over the last year, now it's $6K plus what he bought it for. Dude's a little schitzo about the car I guess.

# ? Nov 13, 2013 02:32

Viggen: Sep 10, 2010; by XyloJW

Rhyno posted:

In previous ads the dude claims to have put $4k into it over the last year, now it's $6K plus what he bought it for. Dude's a little schitzo about the car I guess.

Buy it. What could go wrong? :v:

# ? Nov 13, 2013 06:30

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Rhyno posted:

When I was looking for a terribly riced DD I found a similar MX6 but their asking price was insane. Well it's back on the market because of a blown engine and the guy is also asking way too much for it.

http://fortwayne.craigslist.org/cto/4152847960.html

In previous ads the dude claims to have put $4k into it over the last year, now it's $6K plus what he bought it for. Dude's a little schitzo about the car I guess.

"Have put $6,000 into a car I am only asking $1,500 for, as if that isn't a big enough warning sign"

# ? Nov 13, 2013 06:34

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

West SAAB Story posted:

Buy it. What could go wrong?

Had the dealer price been $1500 you bet your rear end I would have.

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