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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Hogburto posted:

IMJack, do not press the core destruct button.

Don't do it! Don't do it! You'll kill everyone!

Ahh, you've done grand, laddie. Now you know what you have to do. Burn the house down! Burn 'em all!

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AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ahh, you've done grand, laddie. Now you know what you have to do. Burn the house down! Burn 'em all!

So join America's favorite TV family AND and a tiny green space alien named Ozmodiar that only Drink-Mix Man can see, on Fox this fall. It'll be out of this world!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!

Hogburto posted:

IMJack, do not press the core destruct button.

Don't do it! Don't do it! You'll kill everyone!

It sure is taking me a long time to press this button.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Cookie Kwan posted:

It sure is taking me a long time to press this button.

Where's my Tab?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hogburto posted:

IMJack, do not press the core destruct button.

Don't do it! Don't do it! You'll kill everyone!

Increase my killing power, eh?

Financial panther, eh?

Maude, eh?

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!

Jerusalem posted:

Increase my killing power, eh?

Financial panther, eh?

Maude, eh?

Don't hog all the quotes, smelly breath! :mad:

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Everything Counts posted:

Where's my Tab?

Oh I can never decide without the pictures :(

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Skeesix posted:

Oh I can never decide without the pictures :(

What's the matter, Skeesix? Did you see a scary picture in your picture book?

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Everything Counts posted:

Where's my Tab?

remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Mayo and Catsup posted:

What's the matter, Skeesix? Did you see a scary picture in your picture book?

Mayo and Catsup, remember that time you said Snagglepuss was outside? :rolleyes:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Hogburto posted:

IMJack, do not press the core destruct button.

Don't do it! Don't do it! You'll kill everyone!

Thank you, Hogburto, for saving my plant... with that idiotic rhyming! Do you even know what button you pressed!?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Moe is their leader.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Rock Bottom would like to publish the following corrections:

http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6936892/20-normal-things-simpsons-fans-cant-hear-without-laughing

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

mrfart posted:

remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?

It took a mathematician, another type of mathematician, and a statistician.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

jscolon2.0 posted:

It took a mathematician, another type of mathematician, and a statistician.

Now we may never know if ants can be trained to sort tiny screws in space.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

jscolon2.0 posted:

It took a mathematician, another type of mathematician, and a statistician.

They're calling them the three musketeers!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Everything Counts posted:

Where's my Tab?

Put out an A.P.B on sʇunoƆ ƃuᴉɥʇʎɹǝʌƎ. ...Better start with Greek town.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Hogburto posted:

Put out an A.P.B on sʇunoƆ ƃuᴉɥʇʎɹǝʌƎ. ...Better start with Greek town.

We're going to sell him to Mr. Nikopopolous?

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees




Ah, CollegeHumor. It's not just one site, Deviant; they take hundreds of sites, filter out the crap, and leave you with something that fits right in your front pocket.

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Ah, CollegeHumor. It's not just one site, Deviant; they take hundreds of sites, filter out the crap, and leave you with something that fits right in your front pocket.

Oh I love your website! My favorite page is 'How To Increase Your Word Power'. That thing is really, really, really ... good.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Oh I love your website! My favorite page is 'How To Increase Your Word Power'. That thing is really, really, really ... good.

A! "Abattoir". Slaughterhouse. "The cow was slaughtered in the abattoir."

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Drink-Mix Man posted:

We're going to sell him to Mr. Nikopopolous?

You're a dull boy, Drink-Mix Man.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Drink-Mix Man posted:

We're going to sell him to Mr. Nikopopolous?

Cancel that APB.

Oooh, but get us some of those Gyros!

OGS-Remix
Sep 4, 2007

Totally surviving on my own. On LAND!

Cookie Kwan posted:

Don't hog all the quotes, smelly breath! :mad:

But how will I remember all those quotes? Well, scientists have discovered that even monkeys can memorize ten quotes. Are you stupider than a monkey?

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

OGS-Remix posted:

But how will I remember all those quotes? Well, scientists have discovered that even monkeys can memorize ten quotes. Are you stupider than a monkey?

Well, how big of a monkey?

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!

OGS-Remix posted:

But how will I remember all those quotes? Well, scientists have discovered that even monkeys can memorize ten quotes. Are you stupider than a monkey?

Uh, I have a question Phoney?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Ah, CollegeHumor. It's not just one site, Deviant; they take hundreds of sites, filter out the crap, and leave you with something that fits right in your front pocket.

Myth: It's only fair to pay for quality first-run internet comedy.

Fact: Most jokes made on CollegeHumor get two stars or less and are repeated ad nauseum.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

We didn't all go to Gudger Collegehumor.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cookie Kwan posted:

Don't hog all the quotes, smelly breath! :mad:

Don't quote anything!?! I'LL QUOTE WHATEVER I LIKE! :toughguy:

*destroys posting history*

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Jerusalem posted:

Don't quote anything!?! I'LL QUOTE WHATEVER I LIKE! :toughguy:

*destroys posting history*

As you know, Jerusalem, your rap sheet will one day disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest threads...

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

As you know, Jerusalem, your rap sheet will one day disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest threads...

Hot stuff, comin' through... :gay:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Don't quote anything!?! I'LL QUOTE WHATEVER I LIKE! :toughguy:

*destroys posting history*

If only someone could tame him.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

As you know, Jerusalem, your rap sheet will one day disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest threads...

Lousy moderator, run me out of his subforum.... well he's lost my rating this thread a 5, go hog wild! :argh:

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Jerusalem posted:

Don't quote anything!?! I'LL QUOTE WHATEVER I LIKE! :toughguy:

*destroys posting history*

That donkey is such a bad influence on you.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

That donkey is such a bad influence on you.

How many times have I told you, never listen to your mother!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

MondayHotDog posted:

How many times have I told you, never listen to your mother!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Jerusalem posted:

Don't quote anything!?! I'LL QUOTE WHATEVER I LIKE! :toughguy:

*destroys posting history*

I'm a small man in some ways, Charlie, a small, petty man. Three months' probation.

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!
Wait a minute. Make that... four months' probation.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Dark One posted:

I'm a small man in some ways, Charlie, a small, petty man. Three months' probation.

My name is ZweigJerusalem! :mad:

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

The Dark One posted:

Wait a minute. Make that... four months' probation.

Aww, I can't hold it in anymore. I hate this place!

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